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- ☾ Peter Porker
- "Do you see it, Mr. Smith? Do you see the unparalleled beauty, the powerful vigor, the sage wisdom of this 'doodle'? Note the rippling musculature. The immaculate 'pattern' along the limbs and face. The 'hat'. For this is Peter Porker, known also as 'Spider-Pig'. His tale is truly one of 'tragedy' and 'mirth'. For, although he was once a simple newspaper reporter, everything 'changed' when he was bitten by a radioactive spider or pig (I have not yet decided which). With this bite, he gained tremendous 'powers', both of a pig and a spider, and with this power he also gained 'great responsibility'. For now, this attractively-posed creature must defend the city against the forces of 'evil', without allowing any to know his true identity. A tale for the ages, no?"
- "Yes," said Mr. Smith.
- "I think I have made great 'improvements' in my depiction of anatomy. Consider the way his arms are flexed. Akin to the 'Renaissance Masters'."
- "Good, Mr. Brando." The "a" sound in "Brando" extended half a second past the point of fine taste and Dio grew, yet again, bored.
- - Voeltz Semi-Finals
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