launcher.sh

#!/bin/bash
#
# ABAL 1.2.1 - Awful Bash App Launcher
# (C) 2013-2014  ed <irc.rizon.net>
#
# Released under the terms of the WTFPL
# See http://www.wtfpl.net/txt/copying/ for details
#
h=$(echo -ne "\e[1;32m")
hh=$(echo -ne "\e[1;38;5;11m")
r=$(echo -ne "\e[22m\e[48;5;236m")
t=$(echo -ne "\e[0;37m$r\e[38;5;249m")
b=$(echo -ne "\e[48;5;234m\e[38;5;236m")
wa=$(echo -ne "\e[48;5;254m\e[38;5;15m")
wb=$(echo -ne "\e[48;5;254m\e[38;5;232m")
wc=$(echo -ne "$r\e[38;5;232m●\e[38;5;11m●\e[38;5;232m●")
wd=$(echo -ne "$r\e[38;5;234m◀■▶")

export TERM=rxvt
export dir="$( cd "$( dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}" )" && pwd )"
now="$(date +%s#%N | sed -r 's/#(..).*/-\1/')"
echo -ne "\033]0;Launcher\007";

while
    export tw=$(tput cols)
    export th=$(tput lines)
    export tt=$((tw*th)) #unused
(( tw == 80 || th == 24 ))
do :; done # bash in charge of syntax

function hide() {
    # TODO figure out why you have to subtract 1 from the fucking id
    (
        sleep .2;
        $dir/hide.elf $((lauid-1))
    ) &
}
function clrsc() {
    echo -ne "\e[H$r"
    #head -c $tt /dev/zero | tr '\0' ' '
    echo -ne "\e[J\e[$1;1H"
}
function fillsc() {
    echo -ne "\e[H\e[22m\e[48;5;${1}m"
    #head -c $tt /dev/zero | tr '\0' ' '
    echo -ne "\e[J"
}
function telnet() {
    echo -e "\e[1;37mDIALING..."
    echo -e "\e[0;37m\e[J"
    ssh $1 -p $2 -v -o ServerAliveInterval=290 -o ServerAliveCountMax=2 ||
    { echo -e "\e[1;31m\nExit status $?\e[1;37m\nPress ENTER"; read; }
    exit 0
}

cd "$dir"
[ -e "hide.elf" ] ||
{
    clrsc
    echo -ne "\e[H"
    echo
    echo
    echo "    <hide.elf> not found"
    echo
    echo "    unpack and compile <hide.c> ?"
    echo
    read -n 1 -r -p "    [y/n] "
    echo -e "\n\n"
    [[ $REPLY =~ ^[Yy]$ ]] &&
    {
        temp=$(mktemp -d)
        (
            echo -n "H4sIAOqahFIAA1WQzU7DMBCE73mKUSsgiaJCOFLKpfwIqYJThSXgYGKHWkrtaOMUKtR3x47dUk72jne+3fFY6arphcR1Z4Uy"
            echo -n "k9VNMj6WGvXxX2Nlec6iqrTFmiud+gunz6pAteKEPHfFJkt+EuBWdW3Dtzm+RbvFDOy5lTqK6dNyscimrkvVSEPDDIPoNO8G"
            echo -n "6pYcvU7dLpKowOiOyNAV5lyfWRgHgwi0yZseDTCApO1Jo/TVLuL9fh5/+cdmS73m7YvSwnwN4wtwa5Rv3byW71m298umkweX"
            echo -n "D0tyI8mGYcGP2lR9FxT2IO2jbnt777VIPh0a3Bm8cdOjeKa3Lt6JcDGKQDvMZ/PGdHL/a543PMWYF9Nkl/wCUsPsuskBAAA="
        ) |
        base64 -d |
        gzip -d > "$temp/hide.c"
        ( gcc -lX11 $temp/hide.c -o hide.elf ||
          gcc -o hide.elf $temp/hide.c -lX11
        ) && rm -rf "$temp"
    }
    [ -e "hide.elf" ] ||
    {
        echo "    could not start:  hide.elf not found"
        read -n 1 -r
        exit 1
    }
}

pad=$(head -c $(((tw-31)/2)) /dev/zero | tr '\0' ' ')

clrsc '9'
#echo"....i....|....i....|....i....|....i....V....i....|....i....|....i....|....i...."
echo "$pad   ${wa}▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔$r      "
echo "$pad   ${wb}    Select Your Weapon    $b//$r    "
echo "$pad   ${wa}__________________________$b//$r    "
echo "$pad     $b//////////////////////////$r    "
echo
echo
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}C${t}alculator   "
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}F${t}irefox      "
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}G${t}eany        "
echo "$pad       $wd ${t}G${h}i${t}mp     "
echo
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}a${t}egis        "
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}r${t}in          "
echo "$pad       $wd ${h}k${t}ilim        "
echo
echo -e "$pad       $wc \e[s$hh?\e[$((th-1))H$b"
cd "$dir"
mkdir etc >/dev/null 2>&1
read -n 1 -r
echo -e "\e[u\e[0m$r$h$REPLY\e[1;30m"
export lauid=$($dir/hide.elf)
#(sleep .2; $dir/hide.elf $((lauid-1))) &
case "$REPLY" in
[cC])
    cd etc
    hide
    nohup gcalctool &
    ;;
[fF])
    mkdir firefox
    cd firefox
    hide
    nohup firefox &
    ;;
[gG])
    mkdir geany
    cd geany
    hide
    nohup geany &
    ;;
[iI])
    mkdir gimp
    cd gimp
    hide
    gimp > $now 2>&1
    ;;
[aA])
    telnet  ssh_ip  ssh_port
    ;;
[rR])
    telnet  ssh_ip  ssh_port
    ;;
[kK])
    telnet  ssh_ip  ssh_port
    ;;
[tT])
    telnet  ssh_ip  ssh_port
    ;;
*)
    for x in 52 124 196 124 52
    do
        fillsc $x
        sleep 0.05
    done
    exit 0
esac
sleep 5
exit 0

# cat launcher.sh | sed -r 's/ ([0-9]{1,3}\.){3}[0-9]{1,3} [0-9]{2,5}$/  ssh_ip  ssh_port/' | xsel -i