Professor woland

Professor woland tapped their cane onto the ground as they cleared their throat, they were on top of a stage about to speak to a crowd of patient guests. They were chatting and whispering among us themselves, excited to see what the professor had in store for them. The place was full with all kinds of individuals, scientists, professors and the common folks. All watching in anticipation for what the professor had to say, some were honestly doubtful of what he has to stand for or any words that come out of his mouth. Some even think he's an absolute hoax, a fraud even that no one should pay attention to and a waste of time especially for those who think very highly of themselves. Professor woland tapped their cane again, trying to quiet down the crowd so they could speak. " Settle down! Settle down all of you! Haven't you all came here to hear me speak? How am I to speak with all of this raucous? Let the professor speak now! " the crowd started to quiet down, some were still whispering among themselves but not loud enough to disturb the others but the professor who was about to finally speak. " Well, Well. Thank you all for coming here, I hope you enjoy our little event for tonight. As you might know, I'm professor woland, the great inventor for our time. Tonight I shall speak to you about my newest invention and showcase it, i hope it shall inspire many inventors and create new inventors. We seriously do not have a shortage of, I need some new assistants! The last few ones didn't make it through the experimental phase of my new invention! " they jokingly said to the crowd as they bowed down slightly, as if they were whispering the last part to the crowd.

The crowd laughed among themselves slightly, some louder than others. Some weren't so amused by his joke nor charm, still unconvinced by their words. They wanted proof, not jokes and a charming individual on stage. Yes this was supposed to be a show but it was supposed to be a showcase, not whatever they were viewing at the moment. The crowd settled down again before professor woland spoke again, they leaned on their cane as they posed their hand up in the air and continued on " Many of you folks didn't believe in me, while hurtful, it was very understandable! Except the insults, those aren't words of fine gentlemen or gentle gals, or whatever you may be! No discrimination here! I can't express how excited I am to tell you all about this creation! It took many weeks, months and years to reach the one I have reached! Many hands have reached this creation and made it come to live! We inventors all came together to try and expand the world of innovation! As a professor, it is my job to encourage the young minds of our generation to keep thinking and expanding what we have already built! " the professor kept going on for a bit before they stopped for a moment and cleared their throat again.

" Alright enough of me talking, I still am going to keep talking because I have to announce obviously but with no further a do. I announce to you the Time Machine! Yes we have finally built the Time Machine! Does it work? Who knows! We have tonight to test it out! Well, I do know because it definitely works and I have came from the future to tell you that! This sweet baby is the real deal! Of course I have to provide it to you lovely people tonight which is why we are here! "