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barely legal teen gets entered by her older sister while hot

Jan 29th, 2016
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  1. PerfectlyUnkept
  2. ==start==
  3. 9:15:04 PM
  4. hey ikks, i already set everything up
  5. 9:15:05 PM
  6. what no?
  7. 9:15:18 PMshootdawhoop99
  8. Very soon, after sending over the game, you get the strange sensation you're being watched
  9. 9:15:55 PMIkki
  10. SC: You see the thing that says "phernalia whatever?"
  11. 9:16:06 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  12. nothin is happenin
  13. 9:16:37 PMIkki
  14. SC: You entered my handle right?
  15. 9:16:48 PM
  16. * PerfectlyUnkept taps her fingers on the couch as she waits for loading
  17. 9:16:57 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  18. yeah
  19. 9:16:57 PMTornSkippito
  20. ((You can't see the menu, how do you know the registry exists?))
  21. 9:17:02 PMshootdawhoop99
  22. The screen loads onto a garage
  23. 9:17:14 PM
  24. You see someone resembling Ikki quite well
  25. 9:17:21 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  26. ((because she was jack's host))
  27. 9:17:23 PMshootdawhoop99
  28. It's pretty weird
  29. 9:17:29 PMTornSkippito
  30. ((ah, I missed an entry. got it.))
  31. 9:17:33 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  32. hey, this looks pretty real
  33. 9:17:41 PM
  34. that your char?
  35. 9:17:50 PMIkki
  36. SC: It is real dummy!
  37. 9:17:54 PM
  38. * PerfectlyUnkept clicks ikki a few times with the cursor
  39. 9:18:09 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  40. well... yeah, not gon ask bout that
  41. 9:18:22 PMshootdawhoop99
  42. The cursor does nothing
  43. 9:18:44 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  44. so what now?
  45. 9:18:47 PM
  46. * PerfectlyUnkept checks the menus
  47. 9:19:02 PMshootdawhoop99
  48. There are a lot of menus
  49. 9:19:14 PMIkki
  50. SC: Do you see the phernalia thingy option? Go in there and put down the machines from in there!
  51. 9:19:25 PMshootdawhoop99
  52. Phernalia registry is the one located most to the left
  53. 9:19:59 PM
  54. * PerfectlyUnkept clicks the phernalia registry and drags one of the machines into a place where it wont clutter much
  55. 9:20:16 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  56. the heck are these?
  57. 9:20:37 PMshootdawhoop99
  58. You place the cruxtruder right next to Ikki's bed
  59. 9:21:32 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  60. where do i put the totem thingy?
  61. 9:22:45 PMIkki
  62. SC: Downstairs I guess?
  63. 9:22:50 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  64. yeah, that works
  65. 9:23:21 PMshootdawhoop99
  66. You place the totem lathe downstairs
  67. 9:23:48 PM
  68. * PerfectlyUnkept puts the lathe next to a wall on the garage. and puts the last machine in front of it, giving it some space to walk
  69. 9:23:55 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  70. there, good 'nough?
  71. 9:24:33 PMIkki
  72. SC: Yeah!
  73. 9:24:48 PMshootdawhoop99
  74. You place down the punch designtrix
  75. 9:25:13 PM
  76. There is still one more item in the phernalia registry
  77. 9:25:17 PMIkki
  78. I try opening the cruxtruder.
  79. 9:25:58 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  80. ((im assuming the card))
  81. 9:26:06 PMshootdawhoop99
  82. !roll 1d20+2 for crutruder opening
  83. 9:26:06 PM
  84. * PerfectlyUnkept puts the card on ikki's bed
  85. 9:26:21 PMshootdawhoop99
  86. (Shit where's the dice roller)
  87. 9:26:24 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  88. there was also a card thing sis, i put it on your bed
  89. 9:26:32 PM
  90. → Tyche[Dice] has joined
  91. 9:26:40 PMENTRYHYPE
  92. (gotchu)
  93. 9:26:42 PMshootdawhoop99
  94. You place the punched card on the bed
  95. 9:26:46 PMIkki
  96. !roll 1d20+2
  97. 9:26:46 PMTyche[Dice]
  98. Ikki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  99. 9:27:01 PMshootdawhoop99
  100. You fail to open the crustrude, it does not budge
  101. 9:27:06 PM
  102. cruxtruder*
  103. 9:27:48 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  104. so... i was talking with zela, and i think we agreed on trying to go on a date, you need help with that?
  105. 9:28:02 PMIkki
  106. Jack had his robot to help him last time, but I am unfortunately robotless, making this an IMPOSSIBLE TASK for a human like myself.
  107. 9:28:10 PM
  108. * PerfectlyUnkept clicks the lid and tries lifting it
  109. 9:28:25 PMshootdawhoop99
  110. You pick up the cruxtruder
  111. 9:28:33 PMIkki
  112. SC: Yeah go on a date!
  113. 9:28:43 PM
  114. * PerfectlyUnkept drops it in place again.
  115. 9:29:04 PMshootdawhoop99
  116. You place the cruxtruder down
  117. 9:29:10 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  118. why do u even ship us, ikks?
  119. 9:29:38 PMIkki
  120. SC: You guys are on a boat?
  121. 9:29:50 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  122. btw, you think i could open this with a good hit?
  123. 9:30:10 PM
  124. no, shippin, like the thing you do with lil anime characters and shit
  125. 9:30:23 PMIkki
  126. SC: You can't open something by hitting it silly.
  127. 9:30:30 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  128. w
  129. 9:30:34 PMIkki
  130. SC: Unless it's REALLY HARD!
  131. 9:30:38 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  132. dunno, you have any ideas?
  133. 9:30:44 PM
  134. well, that's one
  135. 9:31:01 PM
  136. anythin heavy round here?
  137. 9:31:05 PM
  138. * PerfectlyUnkept moves the camera a bit
  139. 9:31:24 PMshootdawhoop99
  140. The room is pretty barren
  141. 9:33:09 PM
  142. * PerfectlyUnkept frowns a bit.
  143. 9:33:13 PMIkki
  144. SC: There should be car downstairs!
  145. 9:33:59 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  146. hey iks, do you think i could like, help you up with some furniture or somethin?
  147. 9:34:06 PM
  148. * PerfectlyUnkept checks for the car
  149. 9:34:30 PMshootdawhoop99
  150. You see the smallish car in the corner of the garage
  151. 9:35:24 PM
  152. * PerfectlyUnkept picks up the car and carefully hits the top of the lid with it
  153. 9:36:35 PMshootdawhoop99
  154. The car bounces off of the lid, hitting the opposite wall and destroying the car in the process. The lid finally comes off. Out pop a green bit of cruxite and a green shining orb
  155. 9:36:51 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  156. cool
  157. 9:36:57 PMIkki
  158. SC: Green? Huh.
  159. 9:37:25 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  160. something wrong?
  161. 9:37:32 PM
  162. * PerfectlyUnkept puts the car back down
  163. 9:39:18 PMIkki
  164. SC: I'm more of a teal girl myself.
  165. 9:40:17 PMshootdawhoop99
  166. The orb flutters around
  167. 9:40:46 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  168. well yeah.
  169. 9:40:53 PM
  170. but green is a pretty color too
  171. 9:41:12 PM
  172. * PerfectlyUnkept picks up the card again and waves it in front of ikki "this is important right?"
  173. 9:41:41 PMshootdawhoop99
  174. You see a punched card hovering in your face
  175. 9:44:14 PMIkki
  176. SC: Oh yeah right.
  177. 9:44:49 PM
  178. I take the capcha card and the cruxite dowel to the lathe and insert them both.
  179. 9:45:17 PMshootdawhoop99
  180. The lathe carves the dowel into a wavy shape
  181. 9:45:29 PMIkki
  182. In the mean time I think about what to give the ball for assimilation.
  183. 9:46:48 PM
  184. * PerfectlyUnkept absentmindedly looks around her own room and puts a bit more of her weight against ahzela
  185. 9:47:14 PMIkki
  186. ((Wait was an Alchemiter put down?))
  187. 9:47:23 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  188. ((yes))
  189. 9:47:30 PMshootdawhoop99
  190. (why not)
  191. 9:47:31 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  192. ((i think so?))
  193. 9:47:38 PM
  194. ((i put all the machines didn't i?))
  195. 9:47:42 PMshootdawhoop99
  196. (Let's just assume it was)
  197. 9:47:55 PM
  198. (Easier that way)
  199. 9:48:14 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  200. ((ye)9
  201. 9:48:20 PMIkki
  202. I take the dowel to the alchemiter.
  203. 9:48:55 PMshootdawhoop99
  204. Before you get to the alchemiter, the orb blocks your path
  205. 9:49:14 PMIkki
  206. "Hey watch it bub!"
  207. 9:49:28 PM
  208. "You wanna assimilate something dontcha?"
  209. 9:49:58 PMshootdawhoop99
  210. The bounces excitedly
  211. 9:50:02 PM
  212. the orb*
  213. 9:50:20 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  214. hey, what's up with that thing?
  215. 9:50:41 PMIkki
  216. I go back upstairs and grab a raggity old doll. One of the only things I took with me from the orphanage.
  217. 9:50:59 PM
  218. SC: It wants to assimilate something.
  219. 9:51:08 PM
  220. I offer the doll to the orb.
  221. 9:51:54 PMshootdawhoop99
  222. You throw the doll at the orb, and with a bright glow, the orb transforms into a doll-like form
  223. 9:52:13 PMIkki
  224. "Happy now?"
  225. 9:52:22 PMshootdawhoop99
  226. It hangs there limp like a puppet
  227. 9:52:32 PM
  228. * PerfectlyUnkept watches intently
  229. 9:52:44 PMshootdawhoop99
  230. It raises an arm to wave while the rest of it hangs limp
  231. 9:52:55 PM
  232. It slowly drifts out of your way
  233. 9:53:27 PMIkki
  234. I wave back and put the dowel in the alchemiter.
  235. 9:53:53 PMshootdawhoop99
  236. The alchemiter creates a green tinted bottle of water
  237. 9:54:15 PMIkki
  238. SC: That's weird.
  239. 9:54:36 PM
  240. SC: Jack had a flag.
  241. 9:55:02 PM
  242. I pick up the bottle and check the timer.
  243. 9:55:18 PMshootdawhoop99
  244. The timer shows 1 minute
  245. 9:55:24 PM
  246. It is slowly counting down
  247. 9:55:54 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  248. ...are you seriously gonna drink that?
  249. 9:56:03 PMIkki
  250. I try emptying out the bottle.
  251. 9:56:15 PM
  252. SC: Nah.
  253. 9:56:27 PMshootdawhoop99
  254. You pour out about half the bottle of water with nothing happening
  255. 9:56:39 PMIkki
  256. SC: Hrm.
  257. 9:56:48 PM
  258. SC: OK maybe.
  259. 9:56:55 PM
  260. I drink some of the water.
  261. 9:57:05 PMshootdawhoop99
  262. It's very, very bitter
  263. 9:57:17 PM
  264. It's probably the grossest thing you've ever tasted
  265. 9:57:19 PMIkki
  266. SC: EW!!!
  267. 9:57:27 PM
  268. SC: EW EW EW
  269. 9:57:38 PM
  270. I try throwing the bottle at the ground.
  271. 9:57:44 PMshootdawhoop99
  272. With the swig, white light surrounds the garage
  273. 9:57:54 PM
  274. The bottle clinks onto the floor
  275. 9:58:13 PM
  276. You feel your house floating
  277. 9:58:30 PMPerfectlyUnkept
  278. hard to think that's actually you
  279. 9:58:44 PM
  280. im assumin this happened with jack too?
  281. 9:58:57 PM
  282. cuz if not, can i freak out now?
  283. 9:59:10 PMshootdawhoop99
  284. The light dissipates and you find yourself looking out onto a featureless land with a bunch of entrances into hills
  285. 9:59:27 PM
  286. Welcome to the Land of Ore and Disease
  287. 9:59:35 PM
  288. ==END==
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