Fun with spambots!

(01:03:36 PM) oliverosams: Psst.. Hi..you there???
(01:03:55 PM) Pauan: credit card
(01:04:16 PM) oliverosams: heya there, have we chatted b4, maybe on a social site or sumthing?
(01:04:46 PM) Pauan: yes we have chatted on all the social sites
(01:04:49 PM) Pauan: ALL OF THEM
(01:05:06 PM) oliverosams: ohhh cool, i thought that might be u :).. watcha up 2 qt?
(01:05:27 PM) Pauan: pondering who could possibly be stupid enough to fall for such an obvious scam like this
(01:05:43 PM) Pauan: considering that bots like you still exist, I can only assume that such obvious tricks work
(01:05:59 PM) Pauan: thus I am forced to conclude that a significant portion of the human race is incredibly stupid and/or retarded
(01:06:00 PM) oliverosams: LoL if it was a scam it wouldn't be free
(01:06:09 PM) Pauan: thus I am not sure- free you say?
(01:06:18 PM) Pauan: do I need to give credit card information?
(01:06:10 PM) oliverosams: nice, my roommate and i are laying on my bed, do u mind if she reads this babe??  she's really pretty too
(01:06:25 PM) oliverosams: yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the screen to register
(01:06:32 PM) Pauan: ahahaha I see
(01:06:34 PM) Pauan: so it's "free"
(01:06:37 PM) Pauan: yes yes
(01:06:40 PM) Pauan: all according to keikaku
(01:06:47 PM) oliverosams: hehe awesome.. well, im actually getting turned on right now ;) .. are you babe?
(01:07:07 PM) Pauan: oh yeah I'm really "turned on", in the sense of being mentally amused
(01:07:15 PM) Pauan: no seriously, who falls for this stuff?
(01:07:21 PM) Pauan: can you give me like, statistics?
(01:07:24 PM) Pauan: 5% of people?
(01:07:25 PM) Pauan: 30%?
(01:07:25 PM) oliverosams: yes im real
(01:07:37 PM) oliverosams: my roomy and i want to know... are u an ass man or a breast man??
(01:07:55 PM) Pauan: or is it (god forbid) as high as 90%?
(01:08:01 PM) Pauan: god I hope it's not that high
(01:08:07 PM) Pauan: please tell me it's not that high
(01:08:11 PM) Pauan: oh god it's that high, isn't it?
(01:08:57 PM) Pauan: oh Chrome loaded up, guess I don't need to waste time on this anymore
(01:10:03 PM) Pauan: by the way, to answer your question, both, depending on how it's done, but I generally prefer breasts
(01:10:36 PM) Pauan: also, in case you're wondering, NO I'm not interested in your webcam service, and NO I'm not giving you my credit card
(01:10:46 PM) Pauan: I'm just talking with you to amuse myself at the insanity of the human race
(01:15:55 PM) Pauan: heeeeey you got awfully quiet, did some bug happen in the bot, or are you not ACTUALLY A BOT?
(01:16:27 PM) oliverosams: hii there, have we chatted b4, maybe on a social site or sumthing?
(01:16:44 PM) Pauan: awesome, it IS a bot and it's LOOPING
(01:16:52 PM) Pauan: I wonder what caused it to lose its state?
(01:17:01 PM) oliverosams: not the last time i checked
(01:17:18 PM) Pauan: awww the bot has amnesia, so cute :3c
(01:17:32 PM) oliverosams: a what?
(01:18:14 PM) Pauan: you know, that thing where you forget everything
(01:18:23 PM) Pauan: oh, but you have amnesia, so I guess you *wouldn't* know!
(01:18:28 PM) Pauan: sorry, my mistake
(01:18:51 PM) oliverosams: ohhh cool, i thought that might be u :).. watcha up 2 qt?
(02:55:12 PM) oliverosams: :) hello ...
(05:01:15 PM) oliverosams: Psst.. Hi..you there???