[F4M] You Owe Me A Day Of Shopping!

You Owe Me A Day Of Shopping!
written by Cardlin
Synopsis: A spoiled little princess drags around her enamored boytoy for a day of shopping
Tags: F4M, Tsundere(Spoiled Brat), Romantic

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[Tsundere] [Spoiled brat] [Romantic]

[Crowded street sounds]

Eugh, hurry up, will you? It's bad enough I have to be seen with you, dressed like a dork  AGAIN because AGAIN you decided to ignore the clothes I picked out for you, but do you really have to slow me down, too? Don't even start with that; you know I'm proud to be your [whispered]girlfriend [back to normal voice] and blah blah blah, I just get... irritated when you INSIST on dressing like some... some old nerd. And I get outright ANGRY when you slow down my shopping, so WILL YOU HURRY UP, OLD NERD? Eugh! If I didn't need your credit card I'd have just gone by myself.

What was that? I knooooow I didn't just hear a sassy retort... because I know that you're smarter than that. Most of the time, anyway. Need I remind you why we're out here, buying me whatever I want? Neeeeed I remind you of the GIRLS you were FLIRTING with yesterday? And don't even start on that whole sob story of how they [mock-simpering]needed directions, and wouldn't you be so kind as to let us use your phone, and gee you're so strong  do you work out? [Back to normal] No one needs to TOUCH someone to get directions, no one gets LOST in a city where the streets are a numbered grid, and ESPECIALLY no one goes flirting with MY man. My stupid, naive, dorky... [slows down, as if rethinking her approach]... handsome, sweet... GULLIBLE man. Come here, moron. [kissing sound] Now... here, let me fix your collar...and don't wear your hat so straight, you look like my chauffeur. And get that stupid smile of your face; until your hands are full of bags  you're still VERY MUCH in trouble... and yes, despite that kiss, I'm still mad at you. Now then, let's go.

[Pause, sound of store bells chiming, pleased tone]

Mmn... that's much nicer. Don't you feel better, knowing how happy you've made me? Hmph. You better. And you're sure you don't' think that skirt was too high? Hmm. We'll see about that. If I change my mind, it'll end up being something I only wear around you, around the house... and you'll still owe me a new skirt. Ah-ah-ah! Don't complain, don't fuss. You know better. Good boy. Now then, if you're done being  a simpering idiot, I wanted to check this place across the street. And don't go giving the girl at the counter flirty eyes like you did last time. Yes you DID, I SAW YOU.  You did too, AND you were smiling, don't give me that bull-

[tires screech, she cries out as if painfully tugged]

OW! What do you think you're- what do you mean the car- [quiet, shocked] Oh. Oh, God, I... I almost walked out into a busy street. I was so... I mean, you were distracting me, and then I... but... Oh God, baby, I almost died. I almost died and you... you saved me. Just like you did all those years ago... god damn it, come here, you scruffy haired idiot-Mmnmmf... [kissing sounds] Mmn... no, no more shopping for today. I'm done, I... take me home, baby, okay? And... and I'll make it up to you... for yelling, and calling you... y'know, stuff. Don't... don't look at me like I'm broken, I'm... I'm fine. I just... I love you, okay? Y-your collar's all messed up again. Here... let me fix it. and by the way... if you tell ANYONE that I was just... about what just happened, it'll be your head. Your handsome, sweet... kissable head. C'mon, let's go home. I'll let you make it up to me in... other ways. [Giggle]