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- hello professor, sorry-about the last minute e mail, can you please e mail me a digital version of the second mid term-that we will-be writing tomorrow, I have seen the practice one outside of your office however I fear-that the questions on-there will not-be the exact questions from tomorrow,
- and-there-is no reason-to practice questions-that are not going-to-be on the mid term might as well practice the exact ones, thank you in advance,
- professor-is six minutes late-to first class ay, so ten minutes-after class was supposed-to start someone throws a book-at the white board-and everyone goes silent-as-this guy-in a base ball cap leaps over his desk-to the front of the room-and says I guess we can start class now,
- we're gonna start-by talking-about my favorite subject, me, my professor-is a really young dude-and disguised himself-as a student, perf,
- so my calculus professor found-this posted on the door-to his office today-by a student, I hate math tests-because all through the chapter-it's like really easy-and-then you think you've got-it-and-then the test-is like,
- If I throw a triangle out of-the car-and-the car-is going twenty kilometers per hour-and wind resistance-is a thing-that exists how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul,
- yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, we did everything, you're giving a three minute speech on why red pandas are the best animal on Monday, I'm not joking, Also check out this link on e mail etiquette, it's geared towards children-so-it should-be pretty easy-to follow,
- Justin, P S, I don't put much stock-in first impressions-but since I'm here-to teach you-this one was pretty bad, Also you really are giving-that speech, I'm funny-so you'll know-when I'm joking, Yo-do, I missed class yesterday, what we do, Chris,
- The chemistry of methamphetamine,
- please accept-this man dolphin in return for any wrong answers, because of-this outstanding dolphin everyone got four bonus points, well done,
- Dear english four teacher, formal writing should not include profanity, date, during my time in your class lower case-it's been fun enjoyed run on sentence the class for the most part,
- You're a pretty cool teacher-and you taught us a lot, but don't start a sentence with a conjunction seeing-that-this senior project-is over I plan-to-do-no more work for English four, I-believe-that my class mates will agree-when I say-this next statement,
- fuck you should be lower case fuck english four comma splice I'm pretty much out of-this bitch, oh-is-there a better synonym for-this-and-that essay you want us-to write for wuthering heights underline or italicize titles of large work fuck-that too-or-and other work you're expecting us-to-do,
- Sincerely S P every senior at M C K, sincerely every senior at McKinley, indent signature line, please use your education appropriately, proof reading takes five minutes to keep you from looking stupid,
- how-to write an essay-by me, I'm about-to save your life fuckers,
- justin bieber-is thrown horizontally-at ten meters per second from the top of a cliff one hundred twenty two point five meters high, how long does-it take-to reach the ground, what-is the horizontal displacement, what-is justin's final velocity,
- I hope-this wasn't as depressing-to grade as-it was-to take-it, pretty much was,
- Ay, the answer is C, C B B C C B B D D ay ay D D B B C C ay, did you just guess-this, zero out of ten, cheaters never win, next time you copy the answers of your seat mate on the right number,
- Give me an ay or the teddy bear gets-it, C,
- Yo momma's-so fat-that objects five meters away accelerate at one meter per second squared toward her, what-is yo momma's mass if G equals six point six seven times ten to the negative eleventh N meters squared divided by kilo grams squared,
- late assignments,
- how-to study for your final, one, open your book, two, fucking study-that shit,
- hash tag yoh low, hash tag minimum wage, hash tag future, hash tag McDonald's,
- Mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, your anus, neptune, Rip, the sun, earth's moon,
- hello everybody, unfortunately I cannot-be here today-so here-is a picture of me looking professional instead,
- first tardy, warning, second tardy, warning, third tardy, school ay s d, fourth tardy, school ay s d, fifth tardy, I S S one day, sixth tardy, O S S one day, seventh tardy, loss of privileges, eighth tardy, ninety minutes of nickel back,
- Impress me, why, plus four, good, always question the man,
- Are you on fire, no, then I'm busy, yes, then put yourself out-and wait patiently, I'm still busy,
- please ask-to play the piano, unless you're mozart, but I know you're not-because he's dead,
- directions, answer each of the following questions in the space provided, closed book closed notes closed friends, no calculators-and no partial credit, one plus one equals two, have a great thanksgiving break,
- I haven't posted-these yet-but you ended up with a ninety three average-which in my book earns you an ay, happy, if not don't bother e mailing back-because I'm heading-to the woods-to drink Irish whiskey-and shoot high powered fire arms for a few days, have a happy holidays,
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