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  1. The Dork Knight: well uh
  2.  
  3. The Dork Knight: i exist
  4.  
  5. The Dork Knight: and i got godzilla 54 to work
  6.  
  7. The Dork Knight: am I going to do a full blown commentary on it?
  8.  
  9. The Dork Knight: i'm not quite sure.
  10.  
  11. The Dork Knight: honda saved us from a godzilla-less existence
  12.  
  13. The Dork Knight: *SAD HARMONICA INTENSIFIES*
  14.  
  15. The Dork Knight: emiko has nice hat
  16.  
  17. The Dork Knight: "we have to cancel our date"
  18.  
  19. The Dork Knight: godzilla is a true heel, causing this.
  20.  
  21. The Dork Knight: "bingo-maru"
  22.  
  23. The Dork Knight: who names their ship that
  24.  
  25. The Dork Knight: wut
  26.  
  27. The Dork Knight: please wait warmly as ships are prepared
  28.  
  29. The Dork Knight: "THE OCEAN JUST BLEW P"
  30.  
  31. The Dork Knight joined the chat 11 seconds ago
  32.  
  33. The Dork Knight: REPORTERA NO
  34.  
  35. The Dork Knight: Search boats cannot handle this
  36.  
  37. The Dork Knight: people will notvwait warmly
  38.  
  39. The Dork Knight: *waiting patiently for draco to see if he has it, please wait warmly*
  40.  
  41. The Dork Knight: Underwater volcano dontbdo that
  42.  
  43. The Dork Knight: RAFT
  44.  
  45. The Dork Knight: HELP SAVE US WE’RE STUCK IN KUWAHAWI
  46.  
  47. The Dork Knight: calling old man a relic
  48.  
  49. The Dork Knight: plz
  50.  
  51. The Dork Knight: time to sacrifice ourselves to godzilla
  52.  
  53. The Dork Knight: What am
  54.  
  55. The Dork Knight: BROTHEEEER
  56.  
  57. The Dork Knight: no abandoned houses here
  58.  
  59. The Dork Knight: YAMAME IS PALENTONTOLEGEST
  60.  
  61. The Dork Knight: Bigasstelescope
  62.  
  63. The Dork Knight: bigass foot
  64.  
  65. The Dork Knight: fallout: new tokyo
  66.  
  67. The Dork Knight: oh no hes on the hill
  68.  
  69. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA: KING OF THE HILL
  70.  
  71. The Dork Knight: JURASSIC MENTION
  72.  
  73. The Dork Knight: GRONGO
  74.  
  75. The Dork Knight: FAT REX
  76.  
  77. The Dork Knight: THIS IS A TRILLOBITE
  78.  
  79. The Dork Knight: AND THIS
  80.  
  81. The Dork Knight: IS HIS PHOTOGRAPH
  82.  
  83. The Dork Knight: TELL THE WORLD THE TRUTH
  84.  
  85. The Dork Knight: BAKAMONO
  86.  
  87. The Dork Knight: Time to bomb the fuck outta godzilla
  88.  
  89. The Dork Knight: cheesy asplosoons
  90.  
  91. The Dork Knight: stego located
  92.  
  93. The Dork Knight: nipppn beer des
  94.  
  95. The Dork Knight: awkward dancing
  96.  
  97. The Dork Knight: “Cancel international trade routes? When we havebbootlegs to ship out? WHY NEVER”
  98.  
  99. The Dork Knight: Datb tie
  100.  
  101. The Dork Knight: Oooh, i know why serizawa isnt gonna share that info
  102.  
  103. The Dork Knight: ooooh here it comes
  104.  
  105. The Dork Knight: Uh oh
  106.  
  107. The Dork Knight: Pewpews
  108.  
  109. The Dork Knight: Oh god that train
  110.  
  111. The Dork Knight: ow
  112.  
  113. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA THEME
  114.  
  115. The Dork Knight: Evacuate ya’ll
  116.  
  117. The Dork Knight: ”whats wrong dad”
  118.  
  119. The Dork Knight: ”he done broke a bridge in half”
  120.  
  121. The Dork Knight: ”i wontnlet u kill my husbando”
  122.  
  123. The Dork Knight: QUICK USE THE LIGHTS TO ANNOY AND GET GODZILLA’S ATTRNTION
  124.  
  125. The Dork Knight: THESE THINGS ARE WORKING JUST FINE, says no one, ever
  126.  
  127. The Dork Knight: that sure is a budget atomic breath
  128.  
  129. The Dork Knight: like
  130.  
  131. The Dork Knight: he just looks like he had too many ghost peppers and burped
  132.  
  133. The Dork Knight: oh god ow
  134.  
  135. The Dork Knight: GODZILLA STARES INTO FOREVER
  136.  
  137. The Dork Knight: BUDGET CAR DEATH
  138.  
  139. The Dork Knight: Target location unknown
  140.  
  141. The Dork Knight: when godzilla so tall
  142.  
  143. The Dork Knight: og
  144.  
  145. The Dork Knight: theybded
  146.  
  147. The Dork Knight: WAH WHAT AN I DOINGBHERE
  148.  
  149. The Dork Knight: oh...
  150.  
  151. The Dork Knight: big ben is no match for GOJIRA
  152.  
  153. The Dork Knight: FIVE MINUTES UNTIL TOKYO EXPLODES
  154.  
  155. The Dork Knight: Godzilla hates gothic architecture
  156.  
  157. The Dork Knight: greenscreen sheenigans
  158.  
  159. The Dork Knight: godzilla isn’t photogenic
  160.  
  161. The Dork Knight: FUCK THIS BRIDGE
  162.  
  163. The Dork Knight: THE FIRECRACKERS MISSED
  164.  
  165. The Dork Knight: HOW DO YOU MISS
  166.  
  167. The Dork Knight: FUGGIN
  168.  
  169. The Dork Knight: “One helluva bachelorette party there sarah”
  170.  
  171. The Dork Knight: Aw kids
  172.  
  173. The Dork Knight: promise statis: broken
  174.  
  175. The Dork Knight: movie status: interrupted by family calling
  176.  
  177. The Dork Knight: draco subjected to elder harpbro being slightly disappointed that i didn't send switchtrollers with younger bro
  178.  
  179. The Dork Knight: also "wow the original godzilla that's some claymation shit"
  180.  
  181. The Dork Knight: so basically that was amazing in its own way
  182.  
  183. The Dork Knight: They DIED
  184.  
  185. The Dork Knight: I WANTED TO STUDY OXYGEN AND I MADE A WEAPON ON ACCIDENT
  186.  
  187. The Dork Knight: i wont tell anyone
  188.  
  189. The Dork Knight: except i diiid
  190.  
  191. The Dork Knight: The reaearxg
  192.  
  193. The Dork Knight: uh oh
  194.  
  195. The Dork Knight: it is but a weapon...
  196.  
  197. The Dork Knight: Humans are weak animals..
  198.  
  199. The Dork Knight: Oof
  200.  
  201. The Dork Knight: “And then godzilla went to mass, too”
  202.  
  203. The Dork Knight: ”this is the first and last time i’ll use this”
  204.  
  205. The Dork Knight: *oxygen destroyah used in vs destroyah*
  206.  
  207. The Dork Knight: OGATA WE’RE COUNTING ON YOU
  208.  
  209. The Dork Knight: EVEN THO YOU DONT GOTS US THE BLMV
  210.  
  211. The Dork Knight: THE BOMB
  212.  
  213. The Dork Knight: puddlenaut vs godzilla
  214.  
  215. The Dork Knight: SERAZAEAY
  216.  
  217. The Dork Knight: a tale of star crossed lovers
  218.  
  219. The Dork Knight: ...
  220.  
  221. The Dork Knight: chills.
  222.  
  223. The Dork Knight: ”its okay zzilla you’ll be with dad soon”
  224.  
  225. The Dork Knight: lfficeljxd I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE MADE MORBID JOKES
  226.  
  227. The Dork Knight: ”i can’t believe godzilla’s fucking dead”
  228.  
  229. The Dork Knight: godzilla will return in the avengers.
  230.  
  231. The Dork Knight: so i can
  232.  
  233. The Dork Knight: certainly understand that this was supposed to be a one shot
  234.  
  235. The Dork Knight: i dunno if it's supposed to be toho's final fantasy or some shit
  236.  
  237. The Dork Knight: but that sure is a vibe
  238.  
  239. The Dork Knight: i can also understand why people brought him back, it was a concept and a sort of way of working through the trauma the U.S. inflicted on them... I GUESS
  240.  
  241. The Dork Knight: or because godzilla's just fucking awesome
  242.  
  243. The Dork Knight: "LETS TURN HIM INTO A CAMPY HERO LIKE GAMERA"
  244.  
  245. The Dork Knight: in spite of its age, it's still a very good movie. Good pacing, good showcase of the horror, lots of emphasis on the human emotions
  246.  
  247. The Dork Knight: if you're expecting something akin to modern kaijus you might want to
  248.  
  249. The Dork Knight: not
  250.  
  251. The Dork Knight: watch this, this is basically establishing Godzilla legacy and of course the effects aren't fantastic
  252.  
  253. The Dork Knight: but for what it is? it's a good start to a living legend.
  254.  
  255. The Dork Knight: 7/10
  256.  
  257. The Dork Knight: next time...
  258.  
  259. The Dork Knight: SHIN GODZILLA?
  260.  
  261. The Dork Knight: ATRAGON?
  262.  
  263. The Dork Knight: something... for sure
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