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- Hey dude you’re a cunt I don’t like you,
- Hey cow you’ve been up for days what are you doing,
- After millions of dollars of research,
- I still can’t find my fucks,
- Hey do you guys want to hear a beach pun,
- No,
- Are you guys SHORE you want to be here,
- That was bad, I’m leaving, fucking idiot,
- No,
- Greetings all I am your entertainer for tonight,
- Yay,
- Hello everyone,
- Welcome to the 4th annual KKK meeting,
- What does KKK mean,
- Dude this is by far the stupidest meeting place you’ve ever fucking picked,
- I was promised nachos?,
- Everyone shut up,
- Greg what the hell happened to you,
- Shut the hell up carl,
- Yo this is fucking stupid I’m leaving,
- Wow look at all of this dank weed,
- No cow that’s grass for the show,
- No it’s weed lets light up boys,
- No you idiot cunt,
- Yo dude, the craziest thing just happened to me,
- What’s up man,
- Oh no here comes carl,
- Ey guys do you ever wonder why they say sandwich,
- Like a sand and a witch makes no sense together,
- Carl you ask the stupidest fucking questions,
- Hi, I’d like to check my coat please,
- Okay cow if you want to become a secret agent,
- We need to run some diagnostics,
- Ok,
- Go ahead and step on,
- Uh oh,
- What’s going on,
- You broke the machine you fat fuck,
- Greg,
- Did you shit on the dance floor again,
- No,
- God fucking dammit,
- Holy flapping disco shits what the fuck happened to you,
- Yo dude I’m so high,
- Me too,
- Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
- Yo,
- Did that puffle just talk,
- Nah my dude,
- That was definitely the employee,
- My dude,
- There are no employees here,
- What?,
- I don’t remember,
- This is a stickup,
- I want you to put all of the cash in this bag,
- What are you fucking stupid?,
- This is club penguin,
- We use coins,
- Virtual coins,
- Listen up here you at beluga whale,
- Ok king,
- You’re going to walk over to the right side,
- And then wows will come from the left,
- And I’ll say listen here you fat cunt,
- Then,
- The fuck are you doing
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