___ don't actually exist (e-dating ver)

E-daters don't actually exist. "E-dater" is a delusion, a made-up word that these mid-teens think is real, and have begun calling themselves that to get attention. There's daters, and there's virgins. There's no magical unicorn "e-daters" in between. Ever notice how people start grasping at straws and changing the definition of what a "e-dater" is whenever their existance is challenged, and how everybody's definition of what a "e-dater" is, is different? That's proof enough that it's made-up. "E-dater" is a gross, abused, and completely fake term, and so-called "E-daters" are the culmination of some of the worst things about attention-starved teenagers combined. No-personality, all-online, cookie-cutter garbage, who got the choice between "dater" or "virgin", but chose both instead, like the spoiled brats they are.