effects for init gate spading

equip hat cold ninja mask

equip weapon non-Euclidean non-accordion

equip acc1 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

equip acc2 haggis socks

buy 1 cheap wind-up clock for 200 each from Smacketeria
You acquire an item: cheap wind-up clock
You spent 200 Meat

use 1 cheap wind-up clock
You acquire an effect: Ticking Clock (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 Swabbie™ swab
You acquire an effect: Well-Swabbed Ear (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 ant agonist
You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 Gene Tonic: Insect
You acquire an effect: Human-Insect Hybrid (duration: 30 Adventures)

use 1 old bronzer
You acquire an effect: Sepia Tan (duration: 25 Adventures)

cast 1 Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
You acquire an effect: Cletus's Canticle of Celerity (duration: 19 Adventures)

use 1 that gum you like
You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (duration: 5 Adventures)

cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 resolution: be luckier
You acquire an effect: Fortunate Resolve (duration: 20 Adventures)

Tower: Contest Booth
Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest
pulverize 1 a butt tuba
You acquire an item: twinkly wad
pulverize 1 distressed denim pants
You acquire an item: twinkly wad
You acquire an item: cold wad
pulverize 1 wool hat
You acquire an item: hot nuggets
You acquire spooky nuggets (2)
You acquire an item: spooky wad
pulverize 1 pygmy briefs
You acquire stench nuggets (3)
You acquire an item: sleaze wad
pulverize 1 fire poi
You acquire twinkly wad (2)
You acquire an item: hot wad
pulverize 1 Gaia beads
You acquire stench wad (2)

use 1 hot wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 25 Fortitude
You gain 9 Wizardliness
You gain 17 Roguishness
You acquire an effect: Hot Blooded (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 cold wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 26 Beefiness
You gain 16 Enchantedness
You gain 9 Smarm
You acquire an effect: Cold Blooded (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 sleaze wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 14 Strongness
You gain a Muscle point!
You gain 14 Enchantedness
You gain 33 Chutzpah
You acquire an effect: Supafly (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 stench wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 18 Strongness
You gain 25 Enchantedness
You gain 10 Roguishness
You acquire an effect: Stenchtastic (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 spooky wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 10 Fortitude
You gain 28 Mysteriousness
You gain 20 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!
You acquire an effect: Spooky Demeanor (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 twinkly wad
You gain 1 Adventure
You gain 9 Beefiness
You gain 10 Wizardliness
You gain 11 Cheek
You acquire an effect: Aspect of the Twinklefairy (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 colorful toad
You acquire an effect: All Glory To the Toad (duration: 10 Adventures)

equip weapon autocalliope

uneffect Merry Smithsness

equip hat mesh cap

equip weapon lead pipe

equip pants black greaves

equip acc1 headhunter necktie

equip acc3 rusty chain necklace

equip acc2 Iron Beta of Industry

[631] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 lemon
You acquire an item: philter of phorce
Crafting used 1 each of lemon and scrumptious reagent

use 1 philter of phorce
You acquire an effect: Phorcefullness (duration: 5 Adventures)

use 1 potion of temporary gr8tness
You acquire an effect: Gr8tness (duration: 5 Adventures)

telescope look high
You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 CSA bravery badge
You acquire an effect: Standard Issue Bravery (duration: 20 Adventures)

use 1 pygmy pygment
You acquire an effect: Woad Warrior (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
You acquire an effect: Extreme Muscle Relaxation (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 bottle of goofballs
You acquire an effect: Hopped Up on Goofballs (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 true grit
You acquire an effect: Truly Gritty (duration: 10 Adventures)

use 1 confiscated comic book
You acquire an effect: Superheroic (duration: 20 Adventures)

use 1 super-spiky hair gel
You acquire an effect: Spiky Hair (duration: 5 Adventures)

buy 1 Knob Goblin steroids for 250 each from The Knob Dispensary
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin steroids
You spent 250 Meat

use 1 Knob Goblin steroids
You lose 16 Smarm
You acquire an effect: Steroid Boost (duration: 5 Adventures)

use 4 pulled orange taffy
You acquire an effect: Orange Crusher (duration: 40 Adventures)

Tower: Contest Booth
Registering for the Strongest Adventurer Contest

equip weapon fire poi

equip acc1 imp unity ring

use 1 Gene Tonic: Demon
You acquire an effect: Human-Demon Hybrid (duration: 30 Adventures)

use 1 hot nuggets
You acquire an effect: Flaming Weapon (duration: 5 Adventures)

Tower: Contest Booth

Tower: Contest Booth
Registering for the Hottest Adventurer Contest