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- > Sora: Answer door.
- What? No one's at your door.
- > KNOCK KNOCK.
- No one at all.
- > KNOCK KNOCK.
- You're completely safe from any interruptions.
- > KNOCK KNOCK.
- La la la~
- > SORA ROYALE, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW.
- ... ugh, fine! You get up and open the door, Awaiting you is a very angry mother who --
- Oh god --
- What the hell --
- Mom!
- What are you doing?!
- > Abience.
- Look, mom, not right now! You happen to be about to play SBURB!
- Mom, seriously, put down those dukes - did you seriously just try to punch my beautiful face?! What sort of mother ARE you?!
- > Abashment.
- No, mom, I didn't mean you were a bad mother. Look, you're a great mother, just these training sessions are sorta --
- Dude, stop trying to hit me!
- > Abettal.
- Okay, mom, wanna fight? Come on! It's the battle of the sexes! The generation war! Mothers versus sons!
- > Abeyance.
- You just gotta catch your breath... just one sec, okay, mom?
- Phew...
- Mom says you pass, begrudgingly, and leaves your room leaving you feeling confused and achey. As always. You don't get her tough-as-nails training; it's pretty clear that you'll never be as strong as her.
- Whatever! You don't need to be strong - you've gotta go fast. And speaking of going fast, how about that game of SBURB? It's just waiting there, mocking you with how unopened it is.
- Time to go bug your buddy Mila and get your game on.
- You're gonna go rescue your friends.
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