Aunt contract

How worried should a shota be if while looking in his momster's closet for his Christmas presents he finds a contract stating that he will marry his single lonely auntie

Very, especially if he finds multiple drafts stipulating how many times he has to creampie her. He might even run away, but you’ve heard the stories of what happens to homeless boys on the streets?

Very distraught since he wanted to marry his adopted momster.

Who says his adopted momster didnt hide away special contracts where he marries both?

That would be the gift that keeps on giving.
>wakes up Christmas morning to find the contract at the foot of his bed
>goes to the Christmas tree and finds his momster and auntster sitting there, wearing nothing but Christmas ribbons

White christmas indeed.

What an awesome momster she is such a great sibling she makes her sister a husband for her since she knows she can't get one on her own

I wonder if she'd be slightly offended.
>"Hey, sis. Since your hopeless with men, I thought I'd give you my son to be your husband."
>"Hey, I'm not hopeless! I could totally get a man if I wanted… he is pretty cute, though."