[FFXIV] Joke Weapon/Gear Suggestions

Please Consider the following suggestions for MGP Glamours:

* Samurai: Wooden Katana
A training weapon used by samurai and those aspiring to be said samurai.

* Samurai: Bamboo Blade
An alternative training weapon used by samurai and those aspiring to be said samurai. Favored among modern training regimens for its ability to swing through the air easier and its bending ability. Unlike A katana, it does not curve.

* Dragoon: the Mop
Why Cid had this lying around his workshop begs the question if he was fantasizing about going into space aboard a tilted rocketship in another life.

* Machinist: Gunblade?
The gunblade is a weapon used normally by garlean officers. This one has had its blade dulled, and thus only functions as an annoyance when used as a blade.

* Paladin: Gun?blade
The gunblade is a weapon used normally by garlean officers. This one has had its firing mechanism destroyed and replaced with a non-functioning replica.

* Ninja: the Sporks
A spoon, and a fork. For all of your dinner asassination needs.

* Paladin: Brave Blade
Contrary to popular belief, this blade's effectiveness does not decrease if the weilder runs from battle.

* All: Saucer
A saucer strapped around the head. Unlike actual imp palates, it does not help moisten the body.

* All: Reed Cloak
A cloak made of green reeds. It is thoroughly constructed to help the wearer understand the finer things in life, and water.

* Dragoon: Impartisan
The imp's lance is often used to help catch fish, and keep onlookers away from his or her pond, lake, etc.

* Monk: Work glove
A white pear of rugged gloves to help deal with all of your rock-related, gravel-related, dirt-related, gardening and hedgemole-beating needs.

* Dark Knight: Parasol
Legend tells of a man in a bathing suit who had nothing but a parasol to fend off perverted crab claws that only wanted to decloth women on the beach.

* Paladin: Wyrmhero Blade
A replica blade of an ancient hero who fought against an evil dragon lord. (Delay: 8.15 (cannot be lowered by skill speed), Physical Damage: 100, Auto-attack: 100.00)

* All: Garlean-Issue Anti-Thermal Wear
A full-body suit that staves off heat. Fire Resist: 50. Defense: 15, Magic Defense: 15. Cannot equip gear to head, hands, legs, feet. (Thermal Wear from FFXV / Spacesuit from FFVIII.)