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  1. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:04 AM
  2. ~~~~~~~
  3.  
  4. It's not the bar, where the tech priest runs into the floating Destroyer Lord. Rather, it's somewhere several dozen decks below the bar, in an old section of the ship. There's been some power fluctuations coming from here, not too many, but someone's down here. It also helps that this is apparently where some of the raw materials and broken heavy equipment is stored. Either way, Eighteen, when she steps into a surprisingly well lit room, finds Karina there, spot welding something together with a tool mounted in her arm. She doesn't seem to have heard Eighteen yet.
  5. It looks like she's fixing an old Arvus Lighter, disused and broken for a while.
  6. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:08 AM
  7. Did she get the drop on the necron infiltrator? Eighteen, upon spotting Karina, would slow her movement, approaching her carefully, while drawing her weapon from the old... and better times "Who's given you permission to use this vessel's materials? I'd think someone like you would be more...considerate in enemy territory."
  8. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:10 AM
  9. The robot turns, eyes fixing on Eighteen, a bit of surprise on her fully articulated face before she sighs, a little. "I wanted to make myself useful. You get that, at least, right?"
  10. She doesn't sound hostile. Just a little wary and a bit sad.
  11. Karina looks at the weapon, eyes suddenly locked on it.
  12. "Is..." She shakes her head, looking like she wants to RUSH forward and examine the weapon. Her face is a look of pure interest and excitement. "I...I mean...that's...that's what I think it is, isn't it?"
  13. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:25 AM
  14. Eighteen cocks the weapon, her lasstinger slowly moving high up above her head "I can always pull the trigger and help confirm or bust your theory."
  15.  
  16. Her own expression would remain a perfectly neutral look. She may aswell been somewhere at a nice dinner, rather than threatening another being "Usefull for whom or what, though?"
  17. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:30 AM
  18. "Oh! I'd love to get shot with a Volkite rifle! That is what it is, right? Oh man! I'm setting up my systems now to record it!" She squees. "I've never even seen one! And now I'm going to! And see what it does! Today is great already!" She seems to mean it too! Like the prospect of getting shot doesn't worry her that much.
  19.  
  20. "And um, Captain Niko, I guess? I wanted to see if I could fix some of the stuff down here. I like tinkering and mending things. It's fun and I like using my hands."
  21. "Like, you can shoot me once, if you want!"
  22. .....She takes the fun right out of it, doesn't she?
  23. "Even in the face! Pew pew! Blam in the head!"
  24. "You could even get a Commisar hat when you do it!"
  25. "Though I guess it's less BLAM! And more "PEWWWWWWW!""
  26. "I've got a ton of Gauss weaponry and I guess before I was a Necron I'd be all, "OOOOH!" so, I guess it's the same for you with that."
  27. "Though um, I guess using that seems a bit...more Imperial than I'd expected? Especially given um, your situation."
  28. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:40 AM
  29. Eighteen seems to pause, somewhat surprised about the necron's... quirkiness.
  30. "Your attempt at manipulation is commendable, if anything. But it won't work on me."
  31.  
  32. With that? She DOES fire.
  33. Asmi - Last Monday at 9:00 AM
  34. ~~~~~~~
  35.  
  36. Have you ever seen Terminator 2? Because it's sort of like that. There's a big hole in Karina's head that rather rapidly fills back in, the Necron giving the BIGGEST smile you've ever seen. "OH MAN! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
  37. "That was like a melta, times like, a thousand! That was so badass!"
  38. "Man! I can see why you're using that!"
  39. Asmi - Last Monday at 11:26 AM
  40. "Do it again! I need more readings!"
  41. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:20 PM
  42. "I can get a bigger gun if you prefer..." Eighteen would lower her gun, beeping angrily internally.
  43.  
  44. "Perhaps you're hardly capable of independent thought after all."
  45. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:29 PM
  46. "Awww, don't be mean! Look, I'm sure we can upgrade your systems to be like mine."
  47. "Though you are running really well for a ten thousand year old!"
  48. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:33 PM
  49. "Negative. I'm going to report to Niko about your plans to compromise this vessel's crewmembers, however."
  50.  
  51. She folds her hands, turning her head to the side "That's what sophisticated machinery does. You could probably learn from it, rather than follow some binary trend such as these. You're merely a malfunctioning war machine."
  52. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:37 PM
  53. ""You're just jealous of my antigravity systems and that I have a real face instead of a hologram!"
  54. She wiggles her chassis.
  55. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:40 PM
  56. Eighteen's face flickers off, to be replaced with a look of sarcasm "Yes. So very jealous. We'll talk again the next time you try to fit through a more narrow space...besides, your antigravity system is a crutch, not a feature."
  57. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:43 PM
  58. "Wow! No wonder the Wolves crashed a moon on you guys! You're all assholes!"
  59. "I still like you though!"
  60. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:45 PM
  61. Eighteen's hands just... drop to the side. Her face flickers to a look of stuck image of surprise.
  62. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:48 PM
  63. "Though, if you did play nice with the Imperium that wouldn't have happened I guess.... Though that only really reinforces the earlier point I was making..." A moment. "It was the holographic face that tipped me off!"
  64. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:52 PM
  65. Eighteens hand would reach up, phasing underneath the holographic visage easily to grip at the plating underneath "...An oversight was inevitable with so many variables...one word to the others and I will dismantle you, much sooner."
  66. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:54 PM
  67. "Awwwwwww, I won't tell! I mean, I uh, sort of based my first body on the information I read about you guys."
  68. She beams more. "so, you better believe I'm not going to try and get you broken."
  69. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 1:56 PM
  70. "And then chose to abandon it... your existance is insulting to me on various levels."
  71.  
  72. Annoyance was clear in her synthetic voice at that point, but she soon resumes her more neutral stance, unwilling to show her inner condition. Although, logically... there was fear. And born of fear, many considerations.
  73. Asmi - Last Monday at 1:57 PM
  74. "Though I have to wonder why you're helping the Imperium that did do all of that to your people"
  75. "Well yeah. The flesh is weak after all!"
  76. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:00 PM
  77. "But humanity is not. That's where you are wrong."
  78.  
  79. The robotic female would make her way to the broken ship, her sleek mechadendrite coiling around a scrap metal plate on the floor, seemingly at random "I have my reasons, as everyone does. But I don't see why I should disclose them to you. What about you traitor in a can? When are you going to seize your chance and open fire?"
  80. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:01 PM
  81. "Oooooh, in a can! Good one!"
  82. "And, nah. I like the Captain! And Cat lied to me so, I'm pretty annoyed at her."
  83. "And if you're going to throw that at me, try not to break anything else?"
  84. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:05 PM
  85. "I would lose out breaking valuable raw materials over your dense head, no. Lying to you seems profitable enough, however. As a... fellow...no, as a mostly logic based...no. Whatever one may falsely classify as, you hopefully find yourself able to follow why it is that I don't believe that you either have the capacity, nor gain much use out of an act serving merely to satisfy your kindness. Altruism does not seem to be part of necron programming."
  86. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:07 PM
  87. "And in a hundred centuries you still haven't learned manners!"
  88. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:08 PM
  89. "Your kind is easily million years behind that."(edited)
  90. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:08 PM
  91. "Probably! Most of them suck"
  92. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:09 PM
  93. "You still haven't answered my question."
  94. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:10 PM
  95. "Why? You'd think it's a lie anyway! :3"
  96. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:10 PM
  97. "But it leaves me with the satisfaction of pointing it out."
  98. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:14 PM
  99. "Sorry! Looks like you'll have blue balls today!"
  100. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:14 PM
  101. "..."
  102. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:15 PM
  103. "Oh! Question! Did the Quietude clone their babies, tube grow them, or did you do the entire mechanical penis and womb thing?"
  104. See actually raises her hand when she asks that.
  105. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:18 PM
  106. "I'm left to wonder if you can be considered of the appropriate age to be disclosed to such information, based on the pointlessness of that question alone."
  107.  
  108. Her mechadendrite would take aim at the next camera before... pew.
  109. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:19 PM
  110. Is she targeting Karina?
  111. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:19 PM
  112. The room's camera.
  113. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:19 PM
  114. "Why are you doing that?"
  115. "No witnesses when you try and kill me?"
  116. "Devious! I like it!"
  117. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:21 PM
  118. Eighteen shakes her head.
  119.  
  120. "Not that I wouldn't consider it... but my weapons are not sufficient in dealing with you"
  121.  
  122. Her head leans forward a little "Yet."
  123. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:24 PM
  124. "Dawwwww! I like you too!"
  125. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:27 PM
  126. "Your illogical responses irritate me."
  127. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:30 PM
  128. "I'm just assuming that aggression is how you show affection;"
  129. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:32 PM
  130. "You will find that to be a missconception... nonetheless, I was able to make some...temporarily usefull discoveries from our conversation, even if you did not make it easy to do so. I will go and do something more widely accepted as productive"
  131.  
  132. With that, she makes her way out, dragging the metal plate with her for a bit before lifting it off the ground.
  133. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:34 PM
  134. "Do you need any help with that?"
  135. Bitchbox-9000 - Last Monday at 2:35 PM
  136. "Negative."
  137. Asmi - Last Monday at 2:39 PM
  138. "Just let me know!"
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