Eloise Strife

[16:01] <Mathmatt878> You have a minor and move action left, if you'd like to use them.
[16:02]  * Eloise jumps farther backwards and waits for the ogre's next move.
[16:02] <Mathmatt878> Both of the ogres shrug as you walk back, and walk after you, before both of them punch you.
[16:03] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20+3
[16:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}, [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
[16:05] <Eloise> (first ogre hits, second one misses.)
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4+3 to PAWNCH
[16:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4+3 to PAWNCH --> [ 1d4=2 ]{5}
[16:05] <Mathmatt878> The ogre PAWNCHES you, and ends his turn.
[16:06] <Eloise> "ugh!"
[16:06]  * Eloise is getting pretty sick of being PAWNCHED.
[16:06] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:06]  * Eloise takes another shot at the offending ogre.
[16:07] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+4
[16:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
[16:07] <Mathmatt878> (just saying, the ogre that attacks first is left ogre, then right ogre)
[16:07] <Mathmatt878> You hit.
[16:07] <Eloise> (ok)
[16:07] <Eloise> !roll 2d6+4
[16:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 2d6+4 --> [ 2d6=2 ]{6}
[16:08] <Eloise> (wow)
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> Dice laughs at you from a distance
[16:08] <Mathmatt878> The ogres laugh at you not from a distance.
[16:08] <Eloise> (can i eject items from syllabus)
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> (you can, it's a minor action to do so, and everything does either 1d2, 1d4 or 1d6, based on  size)
[16:09] <Eloise> ok
[16:09] <Mathmatt878> (taking individual things out are also minor actions, but no damage)
[16:10]  * Eloise decaptchalogues and ejects her laptop at the ogre by typing a very hateful "fuck you!" on an imaginary keyboard.
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> Roll dex to hit
[16:11] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+4
[16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> You hit, now roll 1d4 damage
[16:11] <Eloise> !roll 1d4
[16:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
[16:11] <Mathmatt878> Also, the laptop probably breaks, because laptops are not supposed to be thrown at enemies.
[16:11]  * Eloise doesn't care, she prefers her FacePhone anyways.
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> The ogre shrugs off the pain.
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> (End turn?)
[16:12] <Eloise> can i roll to see if i hurt the ogres feelings
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> (That'd be a minor action)
[16:12] <Eloise> darn
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> (which oyu used to throw a laptop at it)
[16:12] <Eloise> end turn
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> You can tell they're probably upset, due to the fact they're punching you.
[16:12] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20+3 to pawnch.
[16:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20+3 to pawnch. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}, [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> They both fail miserably.
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> It's kinda hilarious.
[16:13] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:13]  * Eloise takes their misses as an opportunity to get her sneaks on. She attempts to slide behind the ogres.
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> You can't exactly sneak past with them staring right at you.
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> But you can roll acrobatics to still move around them.
[16:14] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+3
[16:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> probably DC 15?
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> Ok yeah, you succeed.
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> You are now behind them.
[16:14] <Eloise> was that a major action
[16:14] <Mathmatt878> Move
[16:15] <Eloise> nice
[16:15]  * Eloise shoots at the back of the left ogre's head.
[16:16] <Eloise> can it do extra points for being behind them
[16:16] <Mathmatt878> I don't think so, because it's not a sneak attack.
[16:16] <Mathmatt878> But I'll check.
[16:16] <Eloise> darn it
[16:17] <Mathmatt878> Nope, no bonuses unless they don't see you.
[16:17] <Mathmatt878> Sorry.
[16:17] <Eloise> darn
[16:17] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+4
[16:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
[16:17] <Mathmatt878> You miss by quite a lot.
[16:18] <Eloise> do they look over?
[16:18] <Mathmatt878> Chances are, yeah.
[16:19] <Eloise> "uh, look over here! haha you looked! all a part of my plan."
[16:19] <Eloise> end turn
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> The ogres are thoroughly confused what you meant.
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> But nevertheless, punch you in the face.
[16:19] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 2#1d20+3
[16:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}, [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> Left ogre accidently punches himself in the face.
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4+3 self damage.
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4+3 self damage. --> [ 1d4=1 ]{4}
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d4+3 damage to you.
[16:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d4+3 damage to you. --> [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> Miraculously, despite the ogre being at 5 HP, he survives punching himself in the face.
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> What are the odds?
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> 1/4.
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> Those are the odds.
[16:20] <Mathmatt878> Your turn.
[16:21]  * Eloise shoots the right ogre and throws her pistol at the ogre's head, trying to knock it out.
[16:22]  * Eloise shoots the right ogre and throws her pistol at the left* ogre's head, trying to knock it out.
[16:22] <Mathmatt878> Roll dex to hit both.
[16:22] <Eloise> !roll 2#1d20+4
[16:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 2#1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}, [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
[16:22] <Mathmatt878> You hit both, and left ogre 'splodes.
[16:23] <Eloise> !roll 2d6+4
[16:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 2d6+4 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{8}
[16:23] <Mathmatt878> Right ogre is shocked at the fact you killed his friend.
[16:24]  * Eloise takes a couple steps closer to right ogre with a menacing look
[16:24]  * Eloise is pretty scary
[16:24] <Mathmatt878> (Roll intimidate)
[16:25] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+2
[16:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
[16:25] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20-3 insight
[16:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20-3 insight --> [ 1d20=16 ]{13}
[16:25] <Mathmatt878> The ogre doesnt care how intimidating you are, you just killed his friend!
[16:25] <Mathmatt878> (End turn?)
[16:26] <Eloise> "uh, grrr." "dont mess with me."
[16:26] <Eloise> end turn
[16:27] <Mathmatt878> The ogre ruthlessly body slams you before you have to leave.
[16:27] <Mathmatt878> !Roll 1d20+3
[16:27] <Tyche[Dice]> Mathmatt878 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
[16:27] <Mathmatt878> And fails dramatically, falling prone.
[16:28] <Mathmatt878> (You have advantage to hits against him, and he has disadvantage to hits until he stands up using his move action)
[16:28]  * Eloise gives the ogre's head a pretty nasty kick.
[16:28] <Mathmatt878> (keep in mind you can go pick up your gun again)
[16:28] <Eloise> (yeah but she doesnt wanna kill this guy)
[16:28] <Mathmatt878> (Oh, ok)
[16:29] <Eloise> (what do i roll?)
[16:29] <Mathmatt878> Then roll STR to kick, but it only does 1 damage.
[16:29] <Mathmatt878> er, wait, no, because people wanna screw over indigos, only their punches are fixed.
[16:29] <Mathmatt878> so 1+STR
[16:29] <Eloise> !roll 1d20+0
[16:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Eloise rolled : 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
[16:30] <Mathmatt878> (You have -1 STR)
[16:30] <Eloise> whoop
[16:30] <Mathmatt878> (but you hit anyways)
[16:30] <Mathmatt878> (So you do 1 damage)
[16:30] <Mathmatt878> (Feel free to do it with your other leg, if you want, or to punch him)
[16:31]  * Eloise doesn't really feel like kicking him again and kind of scratches her neck awkwardly.
[16:31] <Eloise> "uh, hey. sorry about your friend, man. i just wanted to like bonk him in the head."
[16:31] <Eloise> "didn't mean to.. uh... explode him."
[16:31] <Mathmatt878> The ogre roars from his place on the ground.
[16:31] <Mathmatt878> Man, this dude's really upset.
[16:31] <Eloise> "uh, here. sorry for your loss."
[16:32]  * Eloise decaptchalogues her FacePhone and lays it gently on the top of the ogre's head.
[16:32] <Eloise> "it's like, a phone for your face."
[16:33] <Mathmatt878> The ogre roars again.
[16:33] <Mathmatt878> (End turn?)
[16:33]  * Eloise tiptoes away very quickly.
[16:33] <Eloise> end turn
[16:33] <Eloise> (oh whoop she picks up her gun before that)