Jump 154: Vandread

Jump #154: Vandread
>Strength, reversed (Confusion, and lack of preparedness.)
Aah, crap.
>Age: 22
>Location: Mejere
But I'm a guy- oh. Oh shit, that explains the card.
>Identity: Soldier (-100)
>Drawbacks: We Lived In Fear Of The Harvesters (+300)
I can't help but feel that drawback is a hilariously big mistake.
>Intuition (1100)
SEE? That's how I had that feeling.
>Close Quarters Combat (Free, Soldier)
At least I know how not to hit like a girl! -wait no I didn't mean it like that stop hitting me!
>Pilot Training (1000, Soldier)
And now to learn how to fly yet ANOTHER crazy sort of craft. How silly.
>Crazy Enough To Work (600)
Also known as, every plan any jumper ever came up with.
>This Way And That (400, Soldier)
I am so going to use this the next time I get a mecha.
>Ramming At Sufficient Velocity (0, Soldier)
Because ramming speed is best speed.

No, seriously, I don't even know what the fuck is with this jump. It's crazy. Everything is crazy. I'm just going to set up shop, blow up as many Harvesters as I can, give some cheap cloning tech to the humans on Earth so they can stop being so dull, and fuck off.

And blow up Harvesters because they JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.