Tsunderequestria 2 B-baka boogaloo

"Hey Big Mac, you ready to go watch the game at the bar with me?"
>"Nnope."
"Really?"
>"Uhhh...nnope."
"So is it...yes you're ready...or no you're not?"
>"Uhh...uhhh..ah uhhh...ah mean..."
>He rubs his hooves together.
>"Nope, of course, ya big dummy! Ah swear."
>You go to the bar and after a few minutes, Big Mac is there.
"Thought you said you weren't coming."
>He hides his face from you.
"All ah said was nope. Ah was gonna go to th bar anyways, but not with you."
>Heh.

"So Thunderlane, you sure this trick is gonna impress the pony you're after?"
>"Sure am. They'll never see it coming. I'll be a horseshoe-in for their special somep0ny!"
"Well, it all looks pretty impressive. Am I supposed to just watch in case something goes wrong?"
>He blushes a little before flapping his wings.
>"Yeah, it's all you're good for. Now hush, I'm about to use it."
>A mare walks by, and Thunderlane pulls the trap, activating a very ingenious use of firecrackers and speed to appear like he left a trail of crackling fire as he poses in front of her.
>She appears disinterested and walks off.
"Aww, sorry about the bust, Thunderlane. It was pretty frickin sweet."
>"It's okay, I wasn't trying to impress HER anyway."
"What do you mean by that?"
>His eyes dart from side to side.
>"Fuckin...it was a practice run of course! Shit, you got a big head, thinkin it was for YOU!"
>He flies off.

"Hey Rainbow, you doin okay over there?"
>"Yeah, Anon I'm...NFFF...fine."
"You sure you don't need a spotter for these weights you're pumping?"
>She snorts.
>"Hah. As if I could ever n-need someone like YOU to spot me. I bet you can't even lift this!"
>You walk over to her and lift the weights with a bit of effort.
>"I..."
"Told you so, Dash. I'm not THAT puny."
>"T-that proves nothing, stupid.."
>You roll your eyes.
>Dropping the weight back on the rung, you walk off to get a drink.
>"HEY! Where do you think YOU'RE going, stupid? Get back here and spot me!"
"Of course."