Peepeepoopoo

"What's wrong?"
"I've been thinking about something."
"And that is?"
"I need to poop. Where's the toilet?"
"It isn't here that's for sure."
"Well I'm not making a mess in my pants again."
Comedy.
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"Are you gonna hit us or just stay there?" The pong paddles said to the pong ball.

"Maybe I will, perhaps I won't." The pong ball responded. "What are you gonna do about it?"

"It's got a point." The paddle said to its counterpart. "Maybe we should just drop this."

"Are you serious." The other paddle snapped. "We're suppose to be hitting this damn thing!"

"I guess not." The ball taunted as it slowly fizzled away.
Pong Nonsense. What is wrong with that ball?