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- 2017 Mar 03 03:57:36 <minibug> also im still really proud of this program i made earlier http://i.imgur.com/r707Dl5.png
- 2017 Mar 03 03:57:47 <minibug> even though its nowhere near complete
- 2017 Mar 03 03:58:04 <minibug> baby steps though
- 2017 Mar 03 03:59:01 <Seal> rape
- 2017 Mar 03 03:59:13 <Seal> >amo
- 2017 Mar 03 03:59:15 <Seal> more like ammo
- 2017 Mar 03 03:59:58 <Seal> what would you do if
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:00 <Seal> I
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:01 <minibug> currently it conjugates the entire indicative active for first conjugation verbs
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:06 <Seal> did a thing
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:09 <minibug> wow
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:10 <minibug> what thing
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:20 <Seal> change your language to make the word be ammo instead of amo
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:21 <Seal> \actually
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:23 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:25 <minibug> this is latin
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:26 <minibug> fag
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:33 <Seal> completely throw out the work you've done on your conlang so far
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:36 <Seal> and make a gunlang instead
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:37 <minibug> this is latin
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:45 <Seal> completely throw out the work you've done on your conlang so far
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:47 <minibug> this is latin
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:49 <Seal> and make a gunlang instead
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:51 <minibug> no
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:52 <Seal> completely throw out the work you've done on your conlang so far
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:53 <Seal> and make a gunlang instead
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:54 <minibug> no
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:55 <minibug> no
- 2017 Mar 03 04:00:58 <Seal> yes yes
- 2017 Mar 03 04:01:07 <Seal> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
- 2017 Mar 03 04:01:17 <minibug> seala delenda est
- 2017 Mar 03 04:01:23 <Seal> rape
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:07 <Seal> seal must be destroyed?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:07 <Seal> wow
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:16 <Seal> LOTTA TALK FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T OWN ANY GUNS
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:18 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:23 <minibug> took 3 minutes to open google
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:32 <minibug> debating not sleeping
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:37 <Seal> I HAVE A FULLY LOADED AK-74 THAT HAS NOT BEEN ILLEGALLY CONVERTED TO FIRE IN FULLY AUTOMATIC
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:48 <Seal> SITTING DOWNSTAIRS BECAUSE MY MOM TOOK IT AWAY
- 2017 Mar 03 04:04:50 <Seal> ALSO IT'S NOT LOADED
- 2017 Mar 03 04:05:00 <Seal> BUT I DO HAVE A MAGAZINE THAT'S 1/3 LOADED
- 2017 Mar 03 04:05:09 <Seal> WHAT THE FUCK AREY OU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
- 2017 Mar 03 04:05:37 <minibug> <Seal> I HAVE A FULLY LOADED AK-74 THAT HAS NOT BEEN ILLEGALLY CONVERTED TO FIRE IN FULLY AUTOMATIC
- 2017 Mar 03 04:05:40 <minibug> http://i.imgur.com/POlJXxm.png
- 2017 Mar 03 04:05:58 <Seal> IT HAS NOT BEEN CONVERTED
- 2017 Mar 03 04:06:06 <Seal> ALSO IT'S NOT THE FBI WHO HANDLES THIS SHIT IT'S THE ATF
- 2017 Mar 03 04:07:42 <Seal> https://www.atf.gov/atf-tips
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:32 <Seal> I
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:33 <Seal> WILL
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:34 <Seal> CUCK
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:34 <Seal> U
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:38 <minibug> DO IT
- 2017 Mar 03 04:09:47 * Seal fucks your bf
- 2017 Mar 03 04:10:17 <Seal> cucked
- 2017 Mar 03 04:10:18 <Seal> to
- 2017 Mar 03 04:10:20 <Seal> death
- 2017 Mar 03 04:10:54 * minibug enters seal's roche limit and breaks up in her atmosphere
- 2017 Mar 03 04:16:59 <minibug> tfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:53 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:55 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:55 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:55 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:56 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:56 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:56 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:57 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:26:59 <Seal> help
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:07 <Seal> help
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:13 <minibug> wut
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:19 <Seal> I shot off my penis
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:21 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:30 <Seal> there's too much blood
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:31 <minibug> what do u mean
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:36 <minibug> i cant tell if you're joking
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:39 <Seal> I shot it with the shotgun
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:42 <Seal> it's gone
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:44 <minibug> good meme
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:46 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:46 <Seal> but there's too much blood
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:48 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:54 <minibug> if you're not joking
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:54 <Seal> I called 911
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:55 <Seal> but
- 2017 Mar 03 04:27:59 <Seal> so much blood
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:02 <minibug> are you being serious?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:05 <Seal> yes
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:07 <minibug> what?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:08 <Seal> I
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:13 <Seal> 'm bleedfing too much
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:16 <minibug> what the fuck?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:25 <minibug> if this is a joke its not funny
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:28 <minibug> you autist
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:31 <minibug> tell me you're joking
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:32 <Seal> it's not a joke
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:36 <Seal> I took a picture of it
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:42 <minibug> im autistic seal i cant tell if people are joking
- 2017 Mar 03 04:28:46 <minibug> you need to tell me if you're joking
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:14 <Seal> http://i.imgur.com/ShkGtuk.jpg
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:19 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:22 <minibug> fuc
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:22 <minibug> u
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:29 <Seal> hahahahaha
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:30 <Seal> cucked
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:31 <minibug> making me look
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:31 <Seal> ;^)
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:35 <minibug> at the goddamn goatse image
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:36 <Seal> I knew you would
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:40 <Seal> haaahahahahahaa
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:41 <minibug> its not even that bad
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:43 <Seal> such an old meme
- 2017 Mar 03 04:29:51 <minibug> the goatse image is mild as hell
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:03 <minibug> even compared to the cheese grater image
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:18 <Seal> http://i.imgur.com/ouGI19d.jpg if I had linked this instead would you have believed me
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:24 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:25 <minibug> no
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:28 <Seal> nsfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:30 <Seal> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:30 <minibug> >dirt and rubble
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:31 <minibug> you autist
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:31 <Seal> why not
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:34 <Seal> so?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:39 <Seal> you think I'd shoot my dick off indoors
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:41 <minibug> you dont live in a fucking barn
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:50 <minibug> no i wouldnt have believed uoy
- 2017 Mar 03 04:30:53 <Seal> I have a backyard
- 2017 Mar 03 04:31:01 <Seal> what if I took a picture of the screen covered in blood
- 2017 Mar 03 04:31:44 <minibug> lol
- 2017 Mar 03 04:31:48 <minibug> why do you want to convince me
- 2017 Mar 03 04:31:56 <minibug> >lets convince minibug her friend killed herself
- 2017 Mar 03 04:31:58 <minibug> wow u got me
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:05 <Seal> please
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:11 <Seal> shooting off my dick woudln't kill me
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:18 <minibug> depends on how you aim
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:27 <minibug> in the hypothetical i thought you were aiming inwards
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:28 <Seal> implying I have poor aim
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:32 <Seal> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:33 <Seal> IO'
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:37 <Seal> I've planned this out minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:41 <minibug> bad
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:43 <minibug> no dying
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:45 <Seal> I would put the cock and balls in the vise
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:47 <minibug> or shooting off benis
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:50 <Seal> give em a nice crushing
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:56 <Seal> then shoot them off at the connection point
- 2017 Mar 03 04:32:59 <minibug> plsz
- 2017 Mar 03 04:33:02 <minibug> thtards hurt
- 2017 Mar 03 04:33:05 <Seal> with the dirt of my back yard as the backstop
- 2017 Mar 03 04:33:11 <Seal> not if I'm drunk and/or high enough
- 2017 Mar 03 04:33:48 <Seal> minibug more like beninbug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:33:59 <minibug> o jate i
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:22 <Seal> what meaning
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:31 <minibug> 'i hate you'
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:38 <Seal> rekt
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:47 <Seal> i bet ur jelly I have some philly cheese steak microwave bs
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:48 <Seal> shit
- 2017 Mar 03 04:34:53 <Seal> that's actually p tasty
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:06 <minibug> it turns out if i dont turn in this english anaylsis thing
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:13 <minibug> my grade goes from a 79 to a 74
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:20 <minibug> but i have this other packet that i did do
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:23 <minibug> so it wont go down that low
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:35 <minibug> so im not doing the anaylsis thing
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:45 <minibug> but i have 3 packets i need to do for my gay business class
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:46 <Seal> ic
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:49 <minibug> or else i fail this semseter
- 2017 Mar 03 04:36:53 <Seal> rip
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:10 <Seal> tbh repeating a grad isn't that bad
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:14 <Seal> yuo'll jsut be old
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:21 <Seal> you should repeat so many grades
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:26 <minibug> err
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:26 <Seal> you can legally booze your classmates
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:28 <minibug> not semester
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:29 <minibug> grading period
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:32 <Seal> and then get arrested
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:36 <minibug> i have 4 grading periods i need to pass 2
- 2017 Mar 03 04:37:37 <Seal> and go to prison
- 2017 Mar 03 04:46:24 <Seal> MINIBUG
- 2017 Mar 03 04:46:27 <Seal> TFW WITH ME
- 2017 Mar 03 04:46:28 <Seal> tfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:46:45 <minibug> this is fucking boriiiiiing http://i.imgur.com/KXsE5Y5.png
- 2017 Mar 03 04:46:49 <Seal> tfw tfw tfw tfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:47:15 <Seal> what is the work here?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:47:16 <Seal> addition?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:47:55 <minibug> its a video
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:00 <minibug> theres audio coming through
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:08 <minibug> i have a packet i need to fill in the blanks for
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:15 <minibug> also if i dont spend 25 total hours on this website i fail my class
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:20 <Seal> oh
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:21 <Seal> cucked
- 2017 Mar 03 04:48:28 <Seal> just leave it on while you sleep
- 2017 Mar 03 04:49:19 <minibug> gee seal want to learn how to calculate net worth
- 2017 Mar 03 04:49:40 <Seal> ez
- 2017 Mar 03 04:49:43 <Seal> take your money
- 2017 Mar 03 04:49:50 <Seal> and subtract your not-money
- 2017 Mar 03 04:49:57 <Seal> but add your not-money that's worth money
- 2017 Mar 03 04:50:03 <Seal> also your -money
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:06 <Seal> srs tho
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:09 <Seal> tfw tfw tfw ttfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:18 <Seal> tfw can't express how nmuch I hate my genitals over the internet
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:23 <Seal> tfw hate myself
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:27 <minibug> me too buddy
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:29 <minibug> transition
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:31 <minibug> get hormones
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:32 <minibug> fag
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:32 <Seal> >buddy
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:40 <Seal> [trigerd]
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:49 <minibug> di
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:55 <Seal> niu
- 2017 Mar 03 04:54:59 <minibug> nic
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:05 <Seal> nue
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:12 <Seal> hey minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:13 <minibug> hi
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:13 <Seal> guess what
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:15 <minibug> wut
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:17 <Seal> I'm
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:22 <Seal> d
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:23 <Seal> r
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:25 <Seal> u
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:27 <Seal> n
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:31 <Seal> k
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:48 <minibug> lets reclaim the holy land
- 2017 Mar 03 04:55:51 <minibug> deus vult
- 2017 Mar 03 04:56:51 <Seal> if I wanted to columbine the CA legislature in sacramento
- 2017 Mar 03 04:56:56 <Seal> combined with OKCing them
- 2017 Mar 03 04:56:59 <Seal> woudl you help ,e
- 2017 Mar 03 04:57:00 <Seal> me
- 2017 Mar 03 04:57:39 <minibug> okc?
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:08 <Seal> oklahoma city
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:18 <Seal> if you catch my drift
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:29 <Seal> or would saying two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream help more
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:49 <Seal> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh this is the meme minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:52 <Seal> in case you didn't get it
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:54 <Seal> in case
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:55 <Seal> IT
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:55 <minibug> what do you usually do to help dysphoria
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:56 <Seal> WASN'T
- 2017 Mar 03 04:58:58 <Seal> OBVIOUS ENOUGH
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:02 <Seal> kill mytself
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:04 <Seal> also get drunk
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:08 <Seal> also talk to therapist
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:09 <Seal> also just
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:15 <Seal> pretend c&b don't exist
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:15 <minibug> no kill
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:18 <minibug> tfw
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:24 <Seal> do you get what I mean
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:26 <Seal> by when I say
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:27 <minibug> i have no genital dysphoria until i remember they exist
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:33 <Seal> OKC the CA legisalture
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:35 <Seal> minibug
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:36 <minibug> yes
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:36 <Seal> aka alice
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:37 <minibug> i get it
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:38 <minibug> pls
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:39 <Seal> the hispanic
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:39 <minibug> seal
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:41 <minibug> i get it
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:42 <minibug> seal
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:43 <Seal> who lives in virginia
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:45 <minibug> aka sarah/rebecca
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:48 <minibug> the whitey
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:51 <minibug> who lives in california
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:54 <Seal> DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR AMMONIUM NITRATE
- 2017 Mar 03 04:59:58 <minibug> no
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:00 <Seal> GET ONE
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:06 <minibug> y
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:08 <Seal> I'll get the nitromethane
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:15 <Seal> ammonium nitrate + nitromethane = okc
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:44 <minibug> i want 2 be pretty
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:54 <Seal> also diesel
- 2017 Mar 03 05:00:57 <Seal> yeah but you never will
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:00 <Seal> and neither will I
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:05 <Seal> so the best solution
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:05 <minibug> if fuckin
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:07 <minibug> seal
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:10 <Seal> is to do the most damage we can
- 2017 Mar 03 05:01:14 <Seal> and never be forgotten
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