October 20th, 2022. The 2nd annual VoiceCon was coming up, and with the exploding popularity of the Voicesnacks twitch channel, it was expected to be a hit this year. Two days prior, a banquet was being hosted at the Snack house, with the 10 most important members at the convention. At a table, multiple of them are discussing the convention.

“Boy, I think you’re gonna be the hit this year” Said Rezi, “The fans loved you, and the Scottish brings a new humor perspective that no one else here has, not even Jenny.”

Jenny Pipes in, “Shut up Wanker, I’m the backbone of our success, I made the trademark and everything!”

“Eh, wotever! Give me or don’t give me credit, I don’t give a rat’s ass!” Says boy from across the room.

In another room in the Snack House, Riften and Matthew are playing with ferrets, while Elkaii and Zoop share a drink by the window.

Tomino, Voicesnacks, and Drastic are in the basement of the Snack House, preparing an exhibit for the future convention.
“I think it’s ready, and on the back it gives me all the voices to use and when” Says Voicesnacks, stupidly proud of himself over a piece of cardboard.

Tomino looks at Drastic, and nods, to then tap Voicesnacks on the shoulder and give him a thumbs up.

“We’re ready” Says Tomino.

Later, in the main room of the Voice House, where dining and such is done. Voicesnacks rings a very annoying bell to attract everyone to the room. Everyone eventually migrates to the room,  with Zoop getting there last.

“Sorry Bubba Buds, I was taking a diddly dump in the guest room with my pocket puss.” Says Zoop, embarassed.

“Why the hell do you have a pocket pussy?!” Exclaims Tomino.

“No, no, not a pussy, a puss!” Zoop pulls a cat out of his pocket and wiggles it around, slightly abusively.

Everyone grabs their fancy champagne glasses from the table, and begin drinking while waiting for Voicesnacks to speak.

“Shut Up, I have an announcement to make, regarding the next few days” Shouts Voicesnacks to the entire room. “So, the day after tomorrow is going to be very important. Last year, turnout at VoiceCon was around 900. This year, we’re expecting upwards of 5000, so all of you are expected to perform your best. We already have a Jackbox game setup for the main event, and plenty of other things in case we need to make some entertainment on the spot. Rezi, you know you have the entire channel link memorized just in case, Riften, you’re bringing the ferrets, etcetera, etcetera, we all have our jobs.”

“So what’s the announcement? Are we finally getting paid to be part of the Voicesnacks network?” Matthew interrupts.

Voicesnacks looks at him funny, “Of course not! Jenny gets paid and that’s it, you all know it. You’re all independent streamers who work with Voicesnacks and are part of the growing network. But, that does not mean I don’t have an important announcement to make! Because, we are starting a new division of Voicesnacks, the book writing section. This new section will be announced officially at the convention, headed by Rezi and Drastic.”

Rezi and Drastic wave at the rest of the attendants, celebrating their new important roles at the network. Suddenly, the lights go out in the Snack House. There is a group of screams among the workers, but this was silenced as the lights came back on. Everyone looks around each other. When Jenny exclaims, “Oi! I thought that you fixed the issues in the House! If we’re all going to live here, then at least have working power!”

Voicesnacks rubs his hands on his face, “Calm your tits, Jenny. It’s all good. The house is fine, but anyways, that’s the end of my announcement tonight. The rest of the night is a normal night, all of you do what you want.”

Everyone walks away from the gigantic tables in the main room, as most mutter that they’re going to bed before the long night tomorrow. But suddenly, a loud scream is heard. It’s Boy. “I don’t have wifi! Noooooooooooooo!”

“That’s weird” Exclaims Voicesnacks, “has the wifi ever gone out like that?”

“Probably because of the outage” Says Rezi. “Now let us go to bed, we don’t care about the wifi.”

Everyone nods and agrees that they’re going to bed at the Snack House, when the Alexa in the room begins talking.

“No one move. Everyone stand perfectly still”

Confused, the entire group listens to this Alexa announcement


“Slow-Moving termination process will begin, effective immediately. First attack, roll out.”

Matthew is the first one to speak, still standing still. “What… does that mean?”

“I don’t bloody know” Says Jenny “But it doesn’t sound good.

Tomino turns around, and looks at the stage, and begins to choke, and he drops his drink to the ground. Matthew rushes to him, and he realizes that Tomino’s drink was poisoned, as only that would cause such a quick loss. Although Tomino is still alive, he quickly passes out.

“He’s not breathing” Says Matthew, with worry.

“Holy Shit!” Exclaims Zoop. “Someone poisoned Tomino, and from the announcement it sounds like we’re just starting.”

Elkaii looks around. “Well we can’t leave this room until we find out who did it, can we?”

Matthew looks at the shattered glass on the ground, and sees in the spilt drink, a beard hair. “It was Voicesnacks!” His beard hair was in it!”

“Woah, woah. I gave everyone their drinks, and I had one too, so I didn’t do it, we know that.”

Matthew looks at Voicesnacks, “How do we know you didn’t just poison everyone’s drink but your own?”

“I didn’t!”

“You did!”

“Nuh-uh”

“Uh-huh”

The lights fade out, and a hard crashing is heard. Everyone screams. One final voice is heard.

“A night of murder, huh? Good thing I’m prepared for this, have been for a long time. It’s time to go rattle myself to be the only one alive at the end.” Says Drastic, realizing that no one else is left in the room, as he walks away whistling.