8 Ball Game
import random
import time
responses = ["Not so sure", "Most likely", "Absolutely not", "Outlook is good", "Possibly", "Never",
"Negative", "Could be", "Unclear, ask again", "Yes", "No", "Possible, but not probable", "Yes, George Bush did 9/11"]

# Following function asks user question, then returns random results from responses
def answerQuery():
    question = input("Ask and you shall receive: ")
    print("Let me dig deep into the screeching and flashbacks of life, and find your answer")
    time.sleep(2)
    print("Downloading...")
    time.sleep(2)
    print(random.choice(responses))
    print("\n")
answerQuery()

# Following asks user if they would like to play again, and loops until your is finished
secondQuestion = (input("Would you like to ask the Brain Dead another question? Y/N(Caps Y/N): "))
while secondQuestion == str("Y"):
    answerQuery()
    secondQuestion = (input("Would you like to ask the Brain Dead One another question? Y/N: "))
else:
    print(input("Press space and enter to close: "))
    quit()

Bad Story Game
name=input("What is your name?>??????/??")
colour=input("What is your fav colour m9")
animal=input("What animal are you gonna quikscoep?")
friend=input("Whats your friend name")
gender=input("Is your pet he or she?")
gun=input("What is your fav quickskop weppon?")
succ=input("What is your fav succ?")
if gender=="y":
 gender="he"
else:
 gender="she"

print("Once upon a time there was a skrublord called",name+".")
print(name, "was a recruiter for faze who loved dog and succ.")
print("But",name, "had a fav succ and",gender,"was a",colour, animal, "called",friend+".")
print("But",name, "also liked guns, his favorite gun was a",gun, "and",gender, "shot it like a pro. He loved quikskopeing",animal, "with it and it made him happy")
print(gender, "favorite type of succ was",succ, "because it was fun")