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- >Loan enters a bed, bath, and beyond
- >okay, Loan, focus!
- >you’re here to- what’s that guy looking at?
- >oh, the door, haha I didn’t set into the store...
- >you’re here to buy Leina a birthday present, she bought you a Full Metal Alchemist pocket watch
- >ugh...
- >I know! I know you think merch is cringey and you wish you could throw it away, but that’s not what Alphonse would have wanted!
- >yes, both are good. Giant metal husband or pale blond shota husband, both are good.
- >Alphonse’s delicious milky skin, he must miss feeling after all those years, then a strong, mature state alchemist, Loan Loud, the Sound Alchemist rolls into town and-
- >FOCUS!
- >go to the As Seen on TV aisle and buy the first normie thing you see.
- >stop saluting in a public place!
- >oh god! that guy just thanked you for your service.
- >no! don’t say “thanks, you too”!
- >where is that aisle?
- >there’s a guy in a vest!
- >dammit! that old bitch started talking to him!
- >just wait
- >is this too long to wait?
- >yeah, metal Alphonse is pretty nice too. he’s got nice strong hands, the metal probably would feel good on your skin...
- >she’s gone!
- >oh fuck! this guy doesn’t even work here!
- >ABORT ABORT ABORT
- >later that week
- >”thanks, Loan. I need some Mentos. Where did you think to get them?”
- >”O-oh, y’know, the old BBnB.”Loan says to Liena
- >”The what?” Loan then sprints off to the bathroom. “She tries so hard...”
- >The party goers nod in silent agreement.
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