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  1. C:\Users\Butts B. Butts\Downloads\sessions\old sessions\yojimbos_law_20160102.txt
  2.  
  3. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  4. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  5. You gain 2,006 Meat.
  6.  
  7. Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
  8. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  9. You gain 2,129 Meat.
  10.  
  11. Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
  12. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  13. You gain 2,619 Meat.
  14.  
  15. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  16. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  17. You gain 2,320 Meat.
  18. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  19. You gain 2,731 Meat.
  20. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
  21. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  22. You gain 2,803 Meat.
  23. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  24. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  25. You gain 2,443 Meat.
  26. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  27. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  28. You gain 2,405 Meat.
  29. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  30. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  31. You gain 2,171 Meat.
  32. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
  33. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  34. You gain 2,044 Meat.
  35. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
  36. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  37. You gain 2,982 Meat.
  38. Round 12: You lose 2 hit points
  39. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  40. You gain 2,046 Meat.
  41. Round 13: You lose 3 hit points
  42. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  43. You gain 2,689 Meat.
  44. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  45. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  46. You gain 2,287 Meat.
  47. Round 15: You lose 2 hit points
  48. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  49. You gain 2,193 Meat.
  50. Round 16: You lose 2 hit points
  51. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  52. You gain 2,628 Meat.
  53. Round 17: You lose 3 hit points
  54. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  55. You gain 2,736 Meat.
  56. Round 18: You lose 3 hit points
  57. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  58. You gain 2,316 Meat.
  59. Round 19: You lose 3 hit points
  60. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  61. You gain 2,952 Meat.
  62. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
  63. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  64. You gain 2,593 Meat.
  65. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  66. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  67. You gain 2,379 Meat.
  68. Round 22: You lose 3 hit points
  69. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  70. You gain 2,655 Meat.
  71. Round 23: You lose 2 hit points
  72. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  73. You gain 2,300 Meat.
  74. Round 24: You lose 2 hit points
  75. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  76. You gain 2,482 Meat.
  77. Round 25: You lose 2 hit points
  78. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  79. You gain 2,465 Meat.
  80. Round 26: You lose 3 hit points
  81. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  82. You gain 2,476 Meat.
  83. Round 27: You lose 3 hit points
  84. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  85. You gain 2,825 Meat.
  86. Round 28: You lose 2 hit points
  87. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  88. You gain 2,968 Meat.
  89. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  90. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  91. You gain 2,215 Meat.
  92.  
  93. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  94. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  95. You gain 2,543 Meat.
  96.  
  97. Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
  98. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  99. You gain 2,542 Meat.
  100.  
  101. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  102. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  103. You gain 2,808 Meat.
  104. Round 4: You feel a sudden shock as Hobert feeds an electrical pulse through both of your temples. Whoo! Perks you up better than a hot cup of coffee.
  105. Round 4: You gain 10 Muscularity Points
  106. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  107. You gain 2,094 Meat.
  108. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  109. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  110. You gain 2,463 Meat.
  111. Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
  112. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  113. You gain 2,959 Meat.
  114. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  115. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  116. You gain 2,870 Meat.
  117. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  118. You gain 2,583 Meat.
  119. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  120. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  121. You gain 2,062 Meat.
  122. Round 10: You lose 2 hit points
  123. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  124. You gain 2,553 Meat.
  125. Round 11: You lose 2 hit points
  126. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  127. You gain 2,500 Meat.
  128. Round 12: You lose 3 hit points
  129. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  130. You gain 2,357 Meat.
  131. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  132. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  133. You gain 2,250 Meat.
  134. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  135. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  136. You gain 2,671 Meat.
  137. Round 15: You lose 3 hit points
  138. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  139. You gain 2,678 Meat.
  140. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  141. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  142. You gain 2,892 Meat.
  143. Round 17: You lose 3 hit points
  144. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  145. You gain 2,264 Meat.
  146. Round 18: You lose 3 hit points
  147. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  148. You gain 2,522 Meat.
  149. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  150. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  151. You gain 2,139 Meat.
  152. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  153. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  154. You gain 2,267 Meat.
  155. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  156. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  157. You gain 2,266 Meat.
  158. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  159. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  160. You gain 2,153 Meat.
  161. Round 23: You lose 3 hit points
  162. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  163. You gain 2,763 Meat.
  164. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  165. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  166. You gain 2,009 Meat.
  167. Round 25: You lose 2 hit points
  168. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  169. You gain 2,007 Meat.
  170. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  171. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  172. You gain 2,269 Meat.
  173. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  174. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  175. You gain 2,390 Meat.
  176. Round 28: You lose 2 hit points
  177. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  178. You gain 2,856 Meat.
  179. Round 29: You lose 3 hit points
  180. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  181. You gain 2,407 Meat.
  182.  
  183. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  184. Round 0: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! (auto-attack)
  185. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  186. You gain 2,933 Meat.
  187.  
  188. Round 3: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 10 damage.
  189. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  190. You gain 2,186 Meat.
  191.  
  192. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  193. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  194. You gain 2,039 Meat.
  195. Round 5: You feel a sudden shock as Hobert feeds an electrical pulse through both of your temples. Whoo! Perks you up better than a hot cup of coffee.
  196. Round 5: You gain 15 Muscularity Points
  197. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  198. You gain 2,552 Meat.
  199. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  200. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  201. You gain 2,793 Meat.
  202. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  203. You gain 2,827 Meat.
  204. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  205. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  206. You gain 2,241 Meat.
  207. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  208. You gain 2,714 Meat.
  209. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  210. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  211. You gain 2,481 Meat.
  212. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  213. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  214. You gain 2,172 Meat.
  215. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  216. You gain 2,504 Meat.
  217. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  218. You gain 2,691 Meat.
  219. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  220. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  221. You gain 2,627 Meat.
  222. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  223. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  224. You gain 2,697 Meat.
  225. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  226. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  227. You gain 2,333 Meat.
  228. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  229. You gain 2,238 Meat.
  230. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  231. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  232. You gain 2,304 Meat.
  233. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  234. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  235. You gain 2,770 Meat.
  236. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  237. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  238. You gain 2,776 Meat.
  239. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  240. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  241. You gain 2,721 Meat.
  242. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  243. You gain 2,588 Meat.
  244. Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
  245. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  246. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  247. You gain 2,315 Meat.
  248.  
  249. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  250. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  251. You gain 2,127 Meat.
  252. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  253. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  254. You gain 2,731 Meat.
  255. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  256. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  257. You gain 2,820 Meat.
  258. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  259. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  260. You gain 2,963 Meat.
  261. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  262. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  263. You gain 2,709 Meat.
  264. Round 30: You lose 1 hit point
  265. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  266. You gain 2,652 Meat.
  267.  
  268. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  269. Round 0: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! (auto-attack)
  270. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  271. You gain 2,982 Meat.
  272.  
  273. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  274. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  275. You gain 2,299 Meat.
  276.  
  277. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  278. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  279. You gain 2,070 Meat.
  280.  
  281. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  282. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  283. You gain 2,754 Meat.
  284. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  285. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  286. You gain 2,089 Meat.
  287. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  288. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  289. You gain 2,313 Meat.
  290. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  291. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  292. You gain 2,179 Meat.
  293. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  294. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  295. You gain 2,250 Meat.
  296. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  297. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  298. You gain 2,087 Meat.
  299. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  300. You acquire an effect: Mad at Science (1)
  301. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  302. You gain 2,382 Meat.
  303. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  304. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  305. You gain 2,188 Meat.
  306. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  307. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  308. You gain 2,314 Meat.
  309. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  310. You gain 2,249 Meat.
  311. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  312. You gain 2,765 Meat.
  313. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  314. You gain 2,735 Meat.
  315. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  316. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  317. You gain 2,989 Meat.
  318. Round 18: You lose 2 hit points
  319. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  320. You gain 2,566 Meat.
  321. Round 19: You lose 2 hit points
  322. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  323. You gain 2,818 Meat.
  324. Round 20: You lose 2 hit points
  325. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  326. You gain 2,931 Meat.
  327. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  328. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  329. You gain 2,873 Meat.
  330. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  331. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  332. You gain 2,948 Meat.
  333. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  334. You gain 2,548 Meat.
  335. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  336. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  337. You gain 2,962 Meat.
  338. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  339. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  340. You gain 2,925 Meat.
  341. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  342. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  343. You gain 2,664 Meat.
  344. Round 27: You lose 2 hit points
  345. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  346. You gain 2,878 Meat.
  347. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  348. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  349. You gain 2,055 Meat.
  350. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  351. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  352. You gain 2,404 Meat.
  353. Round 30: You lose 1 hit point
  354. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  355. You gain 2,295 Meat.
  356.  
  357. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  358. Round 0: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT! (auto-attack)
  359. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  360. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  361. You gain 2,870 Meat.
  362. Round 3: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 22 damage.
  363. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  364. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  365. You gain 2,652 Meat.
  366. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  367. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  368. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  369. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  370. You gain 2,522 Meat.
  371. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  372. You gain 2,114 Meat.
  373. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  374. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  375. You gain 2,280 Meat.
  376. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  377. You gain 2,386 Meat.
  378. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  379. You gain 2,309 Meat.
  380. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  381. You gain 2,358 Meat.
  382. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  383. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  384. You gain 2,929 Meat.
  385. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  386. You gain 2,094 Meat.
  387. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  388. You gain 2,219 Meat.
  389. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  390. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  391. You gain 2,123 Meat.
  392. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  393. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  394. You gain 2,993 Meat.
  395. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  396. You gain 2,619 Meat.
  397. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  398. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  399. You gain 2,866 Meat.
  400. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  401. You gain 2,768 Meat.
  402. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  403. You gain 2,081 Meat.
  404. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  405. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  406. You gain 2,451 Meat.
  407. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  408. You gain 2,006 Meat.
  409. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  410. You gain 2,397 Meat.
  411. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  412. You gain 2,766 Meat.
  413. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  414. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  415. You gain 2,795 Meat.
  416. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  417. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  418. You gain 2,872 Meat.
  419. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  420. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  421. You gain 2,077 Meat.
  422. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  423. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  424. You gain 2,412 Meat.
  425. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  426. You gain 2,161 Meat.
  427. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  428. You gain 2,518 Meat.
  429. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  430. You gain 2,325 Meat.
  431.  
  432. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  433. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  434. You gain 2,074 Meat.
  435. Round 2: warwelf takes 31 damage.
  436. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  437. You gain 2,732 Meat.
  438. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  439. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  440. You gain 2,197 Meat.
  441. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  442. You gain 2,287 Meat.
  443. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  444. You gain 2,049 Meat.
  445. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  446. You gain 2,450 Meat.
  447. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  448. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  449. You gain 2,317 Meat.
  450. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  451. You gain 2,658 Meat.
  452. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  453. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  454. You gain 2,994 Meat.
  455. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  456. You gain 2,705 Meat.
  457. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  458. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  459. You gain 2,631 Meat.
  460. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  461. You gain 2,876 Meat.
  462. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  463. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  464. You gain 2,564 Meat.
  465. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  466. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  467. You gain 2,539 Meat.
  468. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  469. You gain 2,723 Meat.
  470. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  471. You gain 2,039 Meat.
  472. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  473. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  474. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  475. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  476. You gain 2,337 Meat.
  477. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  478. You gain 2,991 Meat.
  479. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  480. You gain 2,255 Meat.
  481. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  482. You gain 2,934 Meat.
  483. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  484. You gain 2,993 Meat.
  485. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  486. You gain 2,972 Meat.
  487. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  488. You gain 2,930 Meat.
  489. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  490. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  491. You gain 2,371 Meat.
  492. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  493. You gain 2,856 Meat.
  494. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  495. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  496. You gain 2,856 Meat.
  497. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  498. You gain 2,623 Meat.
  499. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  500. You gain 2,946 Meat.
  501.  
  502. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  503. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  504. You gain 2,183 Meat.
  505. Round 2: spooky mummy takes 30 damage.
  506. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  507. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  508. You gain 2,288 Meat.
  509. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  510. You gain 2,081 Meat.
  511. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  512. You gain 2,977 Meat.
  513. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  514. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  515. You gain 2,963 Meat.
  516. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  517. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  518. You gain 2,567 Meat.
  519. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  520. You gain 2,873 Meat.
  521. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  522. You gain 2,642 Meat.
  523. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  524. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  525. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  526. You gain 2,450 Meat.
  527. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  528. You gain 2,273 Meat.
  529. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  530. You gain 2,248 Meat.
  531. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  532. You gain 2,507 Meat.
  533. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  534. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  535. You gain 2,337 Meat.
  536. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  537. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  538. You gain 2,137 Meat.
  539. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  540. You gain 2,699 Meat.
  541. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  542. You gain 2,456 Meat.
  543. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  544. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  545. You gain 2,184 Meat.
  546. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  547. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  548. You gain 2,331 Meat.
  549. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  550. You gain 2,654 Meat.
  551. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  552. You gain 2,752 Meat.
  553. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  554. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  555. You gain 2,354 Meat.
  556. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  557. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  558. You gain 2,936 Meat.
  559. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  560. You gain 2,950 Meat.
  561. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  562. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  563. You gain 2,584 Meat.
  564. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  565. You gain 2,923 Meat.
  566. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  567. You gain 2,668 Meat.
  568. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  569. You gain 2,575 Meat.
  570. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  571. You gain 2,807 Meat.
  572. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  573. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  574. You gain 2,415 Meat.
  575.  
  576. Adjusted combat item count: pulled orange taffy (3)
  577. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  578. You gain 2,015 Meat.
  579.  
  580. Round 4: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
  581. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  582. You gain 2,630 Meat.
  583.  
  584. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  585. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  586. You gain 2,825 Meat.
  587. Round 6: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  588. Round 6: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  589. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  590. You gain 2,801 Meat.
  591. Round 7: hermetic seal drops 6 attack power.
  592. Round 7: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
  593. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  594. You gain 2,288 Meat.
  595. Round 8: hermetic seal drops 8 attack power.
  596. Round 8: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  597. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  598. You gain 2,178 Meat.
  599. Round 9: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  600. Round 9: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
  601. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  602. You gain 2,892 Meat.
  603. Round 10: hermetic seal drops 6 attack power.
  604. Round 10: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
  605. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  606. You gain 2,202 Meat.
  607.  
  608. Round 11: You lose 44 hit points
  609. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  610. You gain 2,572 Meat.
  611.  
  612. Round 12: You lose 36 hit points
  613. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  614. You gain 2,734 Meat.
  615.  
  616. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  617. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  618. You gain 2,288 Meat.
  619. Round 15: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  620. Round 15: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  621. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  622. You gain 2,653 Meat.
  623. Round 16: hermetic seal drops 5 attack power.
  624. Round 16: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  625. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  626. You gain 2,045 Meat.
  627. Round 17: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  628. Round 17: hermetic seal drops 8 defense.
  629. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  630. You gain 2,387 Meat.
  631.  
  632. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  633. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  634. You gain 2,870 Meat.
  635. Round 19: hermetic seal drops 5 attack power.
  636. Round 19: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
  637. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  638. You gain 2,214 Meat.
  639. Round 20: hermetic seal drops 6 attack power.
  640. Round 20: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
  641. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  642. You gain 2,505 Meat.
  643. Round 21: hermetic seal drops 6 attack power.
  644. Round 21: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  645. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  646. You gain 2,669 Meat.
  647. Round 22: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  648. Round 22: hermetic seal drops 5 defense.
  649. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  650. You gain 2,573 Meat.
  651. Round 23: hermetic seal drops 5 attack power.
  652. Round 23: hermetic seal drops 5 defense.
  653. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  654. You gain 2,643 Meat.
  655. Round 24: hermetic seal drops 7 attack power.
  656. Round 24: hermetic seal drops 7 defense.
  657. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  658. You gain 2,729 Meat.
  659. Round 25: hermetic seal drops 6 attack power.
  660. Round 25: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  661. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  662. You gain 2,534 Meat.
  663.  
  664. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  665. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  666. You gain 2,563 Meat.
  667. Round 27: hermetic seal drops 5 attack power.
  668. Round 27: hermetic seal drops 6 defense.
  669. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  670. You gain 2,000 Meat.
  671.  
  672. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  673. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  674. You gain 2,613 Meat.
  675.  
  676. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  677. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  678. You gain 2,233 Meat.
  679. Round 2: Spawn of Wally takes 5 damage.
  680. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  681. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  682. You gain 2,375 Meat.
  683. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  684. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  685. You gain 2,514 Meat.
  686. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  687. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  688. You gain 2,201 Meat.
  689. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  690. You gain 2,829 Meat.
  691. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  692. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  693. You gain 2,377 Meat.
  694. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  695. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  696. You gain 2,352 Meat.
  697. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  698. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  699. You gain 2,829 Meat.
  700. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  701. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  702. You gain 2,918 Meat.
  703. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  704. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  705. You gain 2,648 Meat.
  706. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  707. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  708. You gain 2,279 Meat.
  709. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  710. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  711. You gain 2,933 Meat.
  712. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  713. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  714. You gain 2,477 Meat.
  715. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  716. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  717. You gain 2,824 Meat.
  718. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  719. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  720. You gain 2,143 Meat.
  721. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  722. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  723. You gain 2,400 Meat.
  724. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  725. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  726. You gain 2,794 Meat.
  727. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  728. You gain 2,716 Meat.
  729. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  730. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  731. You gain 2,677 Meat.
  732. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  733. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  734. You gain 2,771 Meat.
  735. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  736. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  737. You gain 2,553 Meat.
  738. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  739. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  740. You gain 2,632 Meat.
  741. Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
  742. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  743. You gain 2,012 Meat.
  744. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  745. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  746. You gain 2,852 Meat.
  747. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  748. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  749. You gain 2,579 Meat.
  750. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  751. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  752. You gain 2,400 Meat.
  753. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  754. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  755. You gain 2,683 Meat.
  756. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  757. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  758. You gain 2,336 Meat.
  759. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  760. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  761. You gain 2,207 Meat.
  762.  
  763. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  764. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  765. You gain 2,961 Meat.
  766. Round 2: Spawn of Wally takes 5 damage.
  767. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  768. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  769. You gain 2,333 Meat.
  770. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  771. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  772. You gain 2,385 Meat.
  773. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  774. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  775. You gain 2,168 Meat.
  776. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  777. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  778. You gain 2,405 Meat.
  779. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  780. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  781. You gain 2,212 Meat.
  782. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  783. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  784. You gain 2,756 Meat.
  785. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  786. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  787. You gain 2,081 Meat.
  788. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  789. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  790. You gain 2,325 Meat.
  791. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  792. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  793. You gain 2,666 Meat.
  794. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  795. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  796. You gain 2,304 Meat.
  797. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  798. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  799. You gain 2,772 Meat.
  800. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  801. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  802. You gain 2,780 Meat.
  803. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  804. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  805. You gain 2,203 Meat.
  806. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  807. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  808. You gain 2,814 Meat.
  809. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  810. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  811. You gain 2,860 Meat.
  812. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  813. You gain 2,391 Meat.
  814. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  815. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  816. You gain 2,206 Meat.
  817. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  818. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  819. You gain 2,829 Meat.
  820. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  821. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  822. You gain 2,303 Meat.
  823. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  824. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  825. You gain 2,478 Meat.
  826. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  827. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  828. You gain 2,134 Meat.
  829. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  830. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  831. You gain 2,230 Meat.
  832. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  833. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  834. You gain 2,764 Meat.
  835. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  836. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  837. You gain 2,664 Meat.
  838. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  839. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  840. You gain 2,949 Meat.
  841. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  842. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  843. You gain 2,544 Meat.
  844. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  845. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  846. You gain 2,015 Meat.
  847. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  848. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  849. You gain 2,926 Meat.
  850.  
  851. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  852. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  853. You gain 2,011 Meat.
  854. Round 2: Spawn of Wally takes 5 damage.
  855. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  856. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  857. You gain 2,405 Meat.
  858. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  859. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  860. You gain 2,448 Meat.
  861. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  862. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  863. You gain 2,986 Meat.
  864. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  865. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  866. You gain 2,253 Meat.
  867. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  868. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  869. You gain 2,906 Meat.
  870. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  871. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  872. You gain 2,826 Meat.
  873. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  874. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  875. You gain 2,355 Meat.
  876. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  877. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  878. You gain 2,587 Meat.
  879. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  880. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  881. You gain 2,814 Meat.
  882. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  883. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  884. You gain 2,101 Meat.
  885. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  886. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  887. You gain 2,110 Meat.
  888. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  889. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  890. You gain 2,234 Meat.
  891. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  892. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  893. You gain 2,341 Meat.
  894. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  895. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  896. You gain 2,479 Meat.
  897. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  898. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  899. You gain 2,529 Meat.
  900. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  901. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  902. You gain 2,718 Meat.
  903. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  904. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  905. You gain 2,340 Meat.
  906. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  907. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  908. You gain 2,880 Meat.
  909. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  910. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  911. You gain 2,324 Meat.
  912. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  913. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  914. You gain 2,363 Meat.
  915. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  916. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  917. You gain 2,051 Meat.
  918. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  919. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  920. You gain 2,933 Meat.
  921. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  922. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  923. You gain 2,857 Meat.
  924. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  925. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  926. You gain 2,834 Meat.
  927. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  928. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  929. You gain 2,744 Meat.
  930. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  931. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  932. You gain 2,331 Meat.
  933. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  934. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  935. You gain 2,029 Meat.
  936. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  937. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  938. You gain 2,184 Meat.
  939.  
  940. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  941. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  942. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  943. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  944. You gain 2,161 Meat.
  945.  
  946. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  947. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  948. You gain 2,198 Meat.
  949. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  950. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  951. You gain 2,012 Meat.
  952. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  953. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  954. You gain 2,709 Meat.
  955. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  956. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  957. You gain 2,127 Meat.
  958. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  959. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  960. You gain 2,588 Meat.
  961. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  962. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  963. You gain 2,518 Meat.
  964. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  965. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  966. You gain 2,862 Meat.
  967. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  968. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  969. You gain 2,451 Meat.
  970. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  971. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  972. You gain 2,580 Meat.
  973. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  974. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  975. You gain 2,264 Meat.
  976. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  977. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  978. You gain 2,724 Meat.
  979. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  980. You gain 2,885 Meat.
  981. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  982. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  983. You gain 2,590 Meat.
  984. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  985. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  986. You gain 2,465 Meat.
  987. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  988. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  989. You gain 2,647 Meat.
  990. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  991. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  992. You gain 2,012 Meat.
  993. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  994. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  995. You gain 2,811 Meat.
  996. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  997. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  998. You gain 2,238 Meat.
  999. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  1000. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1001. You gain 2,324 Meat.
  1002. Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
  1003. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1004. You gain 2,803 Meat.
  1005. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  1006. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1007. You gain 2,825 Meat.
  1008. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1009. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1010. You gain 2,603 Meat.
  1011. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  1012. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1013. You gain 2,136 Meat.
  1014. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  1015. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1016. You gain 2,376 Meat.
  1017. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  1018. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1019. You gain 2,540 Meat.
  1020. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  1021. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1022. You gain 2,162 Meat.
  1023.  
  1024. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1025. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1026. You gain 2,866 Meat.
  1027. Round 2: triffid takes 28 damage.
  1028. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1029. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1030. You gain 2,668 Meat.
  1031. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1032. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1033. You gain 2,150 Meat.
  1034. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1035. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1036. You gain 2,991 Meat.
  1037. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  1038. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1039. You gain 2,510 Meat.
  1040. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  1041. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1042. You gain 2,248 Meat.
  1043. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  1044. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1045. You gain 2,134 Meat.
  1046. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1047. You gain 2,488 Meat.
  1048. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  1049. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1050. You gain 2,905 Meat.
  1051. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  1052. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1053. You gain 2,963 Meat.
  1054. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  1055. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1056. You gain 2,146 Meat.
  1057. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1058. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1059. You gain 2,596 Meat.
  1060. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1061. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1062. You gain 2,632 Meat.
  1063. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  1064. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1065. You gain 2,900 Meat.
  1066. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1067. You gain 2,934 Meat.
  1068. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1069. You gain 2,200 Meat.
  1070. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1071. You gain 2,695 Meat.
  1072. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  1073. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1074. You gain 2,810 Meat.
  1075. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  1076. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1077. You gain 2,936 Meat.
  1078. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1079. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1080. You gain 2,338 Meat.
  1081. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1082. You gain 2,913 Meat.
  1083. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  1084. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1085. You gain 2,826 Meat.
  1086. Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
  1087. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1088. You gain 2,271 Meat.
  1089. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  1090. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1091. You gain 2,960 Meat.
  1092. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  1093. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1094. You gain 2,342 Meat.
  1095. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1096. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1097. You gain 2,781 Meat.
  1098. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1099. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1100. You gain 2,134 Meat.
  1101. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1102. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1103. You gain 2,931 Meat.
  1104. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  1105. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1106. You gain 2,533 Meat.
  1107.  
  1108. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1109. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1110. You gain 2,600 Meat.
  1111. Round 2: bar takes 26 damage.
  1112. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1113. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1114. You gain 2,624 Meat.
  1115. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1116. You gain 2,865 Meat.
  1117. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1118. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1119. You gain 2,288 Meat.
  1120. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  1121. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1122. You gain 2,566 Meat.
  1123. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  1124. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1125. You gain 2,094 Meat.
  1126. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1127. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1128. You gain 2,252 Meat.
  1129. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1130. You gain 2,459 Meat.
  1131. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1132. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1133. You gain 2,107 Meat.
  1134. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1135. You gain 2,043 Meat.
  1136. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1137. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1138. You gain 2,706 Meat.
  1139. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1140. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1141. You gain 2,839 Meat.
  1142. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1143. You gain 2,778 Meat.
  1144. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  1145. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1146. You gain 2,609 Meat.
  1147. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  1148. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1149. You gain 2,960 Meat.
  1150. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1151. You gain 2,817 Meat.
  1152. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1153. You gain 2,334 Meat.
  1154. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1155. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1156. You gain 2,387 Meat.
  1157. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1158. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1159. You gain 2,644 Meat.
  1160. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1161. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1162. You gain 2,691 Meat.
  1163. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  1164. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1165. You gain 2,898 Meat.
  1166. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  1167. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1168. You gain 2,331 Meat.
  1169. Round 23: You lose 1 hit point
  1170. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1171. You gain 2,842 Meat.
  1172. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1173. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1174. You gain 2,706 Meat.
  1175. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  1176. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1177. You gain 2,579 Meat.
  1178. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1179. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1180. You gain 2,718 Meat.
  1181. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1182. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1183. You gain 2,156 Meat.
  1184. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  1185. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1186. You gain 2,155 Meat.
  1187. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  1188. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1189. You gain 2,113 Meat.
  1190.  
  1191. You acquire an effect: Pet Shop Song (1)
  1192. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1193. You gain 2,970 Meat.
  1194.  
  1195. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  1196. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1197. You gain 2,147 Meat.
  1198.  
  1199. Round 3: You lose 5 hit points
  1200. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1201. You gain 2,312 Meat.
  1202.  
  1203. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  1204. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1205. You gain 2,594 Meat.
  1206. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  1207. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1208. You gain 2,534 Meat.
  1209. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  1210. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1211. You gain 2,548 Meat.
  1212. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  1213. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1214. You gain 2,187 Meat.
  1215. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  1216. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1217. You gain 2,581 Meat.
  1218. Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
  1219. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1220. You gain 2,968 Meat.
  1221. Round 10: You lose 5 hit points
  1222. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1223. You gain 2,414 Meat.
  1224. Round 11: You lose 5 hit points
  1225. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1226. You gain 2,125 Meat.
  1227. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1228. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1229. You gain 2,938 Meat.
  1230. Round 13: You lose 5 hit points
  1231. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1232. You gain 2,890 Meat.
  1233. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1234. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1235. You gain 2,875 Meat.
  1236. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1237. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1238. You gain 2,385 Meat.
  1239. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1240. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1241. You gain 2,384 Meat.
  1242. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1243. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1244. You gain 2,089 Meat.
  1245. Round 18: You lose 5 hit points
  1246. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1247. You gain 2,402 Meat.
  1248. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1249. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  1250. Round 20: You lose 5 hit points
  1251. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1252. You gain 2,770 Meat.
  1253. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  1254. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1255. You gain 2,390 Meat.
  1256. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1257. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1258. You gain 3,000 Meat.
  1259. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1260. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1261. You gain 2,392 Meat.
  1262. Round 24: You lose 5 hit points
  1263. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1264. You gain 2,020 Meat.
  1265. Round 25: You lose 5 hit points
  1266. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1267. You gain 2,225 Meat.
  1268. Round 26: You lose 5 hit points
  1269. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1270. You gain 2,120 Meat.
  1271. Round 27: You lose 5 hit points
  1272. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1273. You gain 2,081 Meat.
  1274. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1275. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1276. You gain 2,361 Meat.
  1277. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1278. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1279. You gain 2,976 Meat.
  1280.  
  1281. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1282. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1283. You gain 2,439 Meat.
  1284.  
  1285. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  1286. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1287. You gain 2,338 Meat.
  1288.  
  1289. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1290. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1291. You gain 2,417 Meat.
  1292.  
  1293. Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
  1294. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1295. You gain 2,561 Meat.
  1296. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  1297. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1298. You gain 2,551 Meat.
  1299. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  1300. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1301. You gain 2,752 Meat.
  1302. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  1303. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1304. You gain 2,226 Meat.
  1305. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  1306. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1307. You gain 2,604 Meat.
  1308. Round 9: You lose 6 hit points
  1309. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1310. You gain 2,124 Meat.
  1311. Round 10: You lose 6 hit points
  1312. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1313. You gain 2,573 Meat.
  1314. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1315. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1316. You gain 2,639 Meat.
  1317. Round 12: You lose 6 hit points
  1318. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1319. You gain 2,517 Meat.
  1320. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  1321. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1322. You gain 2,336 Meat.
  1323. Round 14: You lose 6 hit points
  1324. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1325. You gain 2,581 Meat.
  1326. Round 15: You lose 6 hit points
  1327. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1328. You gain 2,569 Meat.
  1329. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1330. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1331. You gain 2,450 Meat.
  1332. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1333. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1334. You gain 2,009 Meat.
  1335. Round 18: You lose 6 hit points
  1336. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1337. You gain 2,386 Meat.
  1338. Round 19: You lose 6 hit points
  1339. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1340. You gain 2,747 Meat.
  1341. Round 20: You lose 6 hit points
  1342. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1343. You gain 2,797 Meat.
  1344. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1345. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1346. You gain 2,237 Meat.
  1347. Round 22: You lose 6 hit points
  1348. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1349. You gain 2,688 Meat.
  1350. Round 23: You lose 6 hit points
  1351. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1352. You gain 2,452 Meat.
  1353. Round 24: You lose 6 hit points
  1354. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1355. You gain 2,431 Meat.
  1356. Round 25: You lose 6 hit points
  1357. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1358. You gain 2,112 Meat.
  1359. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1360. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1361. You gain 2,119 Meat.
  1362. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1363. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1364. You gain 2,303 Meat.
  1365. Round 28: You lose 6 hit points
  1366. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1367. You gain 2,941 Meat.
  1368. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1369. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1370. You gain 2,736 Meat.
  1371.  
  1372. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  1373. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1374. You gain 2,459 Meat.
  1375.  
  1376. Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
  1377. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1378. You gain 2,540 Meat.
  1379.  
  1380. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  1381. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1382. You gain 2,871 Meat.
  1383.  
  1384. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1385. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1386. You gain 2,928 Meat.
  1387. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1388. You gain 2,797 Meat.
  1389. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1390. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1391. You gain 2,188 Meat.
  1392. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  1393. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1394. You gain 2,660 Meat.
  1395. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1396. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1397. You gain 2,383 Meat.
  1398. Round 9: You lose 7 hit points
  1399. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1400. You gain 2,705 Meat.
  1401. Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
  1402. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1403. You gain 2,700 Meat.
  1404. Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
  1405. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1406. You gain 2,985 Meat.
  1407. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1408. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1409. You gain 2,059 Meat.
  1410. Round 13: You lose 8 hit points
  1411. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1412. You gain 2,140 Meat.
  1413. Round 14: You lose 7 hit points
  1414. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1415. You gain 2,375 Meat.
  1416. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1417. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1418. You gain 2,646 Meat.
  1419. Round 16: You lose 7 hit points
  1420. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1421. You gain 2,500 Meat.
  1422. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1423. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1424. You gain 2,390 Meat.
  1425. Round 18: You lose 8 hit points
  1426. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1427. You gain 2,803 Meat.
  1428. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1429. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1430. You gain 2,872 Meat.
  1431. Round 20: You lose 7 hit points
  1432. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1433. You gain 2,040 Meat.
  1434. Round 21: You lose 8 hit points
  1435. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1436. You gain 2,946 Meat.
  1437. Round 22: You lose 8 hit points
  1438. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1439. You gain 2,463 Meat.
  1440. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1441. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1442. You gain 2,172 Meat.
  1443. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1444. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1445. You gain 2,630 Meat.
  1446. Round 25: You lose 8 hit points
  1447. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1448. You gain 2,777 Meat.
  1449. Round 26: You lose 7 hit points
  1450. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1451. You gain 2,690 Meat.
  1452. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1453. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1454. You gain 2,512 Meat.
  1455. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1456. You gain 2,930 Meat.
  1457. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1458. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1459. You gain 2,546 Meat.
  1460.  
  1461. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  1462. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1463. You gain 2,628 Meat.
  1464.  
  1465. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
  1466. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1467. You gain 2,292 Meat.
  1468.  
  1469. Round 3: You lose 7 hit points
  1470. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1471. You gain 2,526 Meat.
  1472.  
  1473. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  1474. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1475. You gain 2,216 Meat.
  1476. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  1477. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1478. You gain 2,415 Meat.
  1479. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  1480. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1481. You gain 2,239 Meat.
  1482. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1483. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1484. You gain 2,742 Meat.
  1485. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1486. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1487. You gain 2,391 Meat.
  1488. Round 9: You lose 8 hit points
  1489. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1490. You gain 2,289 Meat.
  1491. Round 10: You lose 7 hit points
  1492. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1493. You gain 2,108 Meat.
  1494. Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
  1495. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1496. You gain 2,956 Meat.
  1497. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1498. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1499. You gain 2,564 Meat.
  1500. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1501. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1502. You gain 2,800 Meat.
  1503. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  1504. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1505. You gain 2,418 Meat.
  1506. Round 15: You lose 7 hit points
  1507. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1508. You gain 2,548 Meat.
  1509. Round 16: You lose 8 hit points
  1510. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1511. You gain 2,246 Meat.
  1512. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1513. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1514. You gain 2,440 Meat.
  1515. Round 18: You lose 8 hit points
  1516. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1517. You gain 2,627 Meat.
  1518. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1519. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1520. You gain 2,210 Meat.
  1521. Round 20: You lose 7 hit points
  1522. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1523. You gain 2,957 Meat.
  1524. Round 21: You lose 8 hit points
  1525. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1526. You gain 2,371 Meat.
  1527. Round 22: You lose 8 hit points
  1528. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1529. You gain 2,132 Meat.
  1530. Round 23: You lose 7 hit points
  1531. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1532. You gain 2,880 Meat.
  1533. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1534. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1535. You gain 2,529 Meat.
  1536. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1537. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1538. You gain 2,862 Meat.
  1539. Round 26: You lose 8 hit points
  1540. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1541. You gain 2,667 Meat.
  1542. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  1543. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1544. You gain 2,750 Meat.
  1545. Round 28: You lose 8 hit points
  1546. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1547. You gain 2,156 Meat.
  1548. Round 29: You lose 8 hit points
  1549. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1550. You gain 2,524 Meat.
  1551.  
  1552. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  1553. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1554. You gain 2,418 Meat.
  1555.  
  1556. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  1557. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1558. You gain 2,872 Meat.
  1559.  
  1560. Round 4: You lose 9 hit points
  1561. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1562. You gain 2,309 Meat.
  1563. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  1564. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1565. You gain 2,546 Meat.
  1566. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  1567. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1568. You gain 2,284 Meat.
  1569. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1570. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1571. You gain 2,044 Meat.
  1572. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  1573. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1574. You gain 2,669 Meat.
  1575. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1576. You gain 2,772 Meat.
  1577. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1578. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1579. You gain 2,499 Meat.
  1580. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1581. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1582. You gain 2,182 Meat.
  1583. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1584. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1585. You gain 2,170 Meat.
  1586. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1587. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1588. You gain 2,996 Meat.
  1589. Round 14: You lose 9 hit points
  1590. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1591. You gain 2,795 Meat.
  1592. Round 15: You lose 8 hit points
  1593. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1594. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1595. You gain 2,588 Meat.
  1596.  
  1597. Round 17: You lose 8 hit points
  1598. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1599. You gain 2,165 Meat.
  1600. Round 18: You lose 9 hit points
  1601. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1602. You gain 2,196 Meat.
  1603. Round 19: You lose 9 hit points
  1604. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1605. You gain 2,277 Meat.
  1606. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1607. You gain 2,894 Meat.
  1608. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1609. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1610. You gain 2,776 Meat.
  1611. Round 22: You lose 9 hit points
  1612. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1613. You gain 2,871 Meat.
  1614. Round 23: You lose 9 hit points
  1615. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1616. You gain 2,296 Meat.
  1617. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1618. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1619. You gain 2,460 Meat.
  1620. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1621. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1622. You gain 2,602 Meat.
  1623. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1624. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1625. You gain 2,053 Meat.
  1626. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1627. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1628. You gain 2,547 Meat.
  1629. Round 28: You lose 8 hit points
  1630. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1631. You gain 2,387 Meat.
  1632. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1633. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1634. You gain 2,087 Meat.
  1635.  
  1636. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  1637. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1638. You gain 2,186 Meat.
  1639.  
  1640. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1641. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1642. You gain 2,313 Meat.
  1643.  
  1644. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  1645. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1646. You gain 2,330 Meat.
  1647.  
  1648. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1649. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1650. You gain 2,655 Meat.
  1651. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1652. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1653. You gain 2,461 Meat.
  1654. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  1655. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1656. You gain 2,591 Meat.
  1657. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  1658. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1659. You gain 2,243 Meat.
  1660. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  1661. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1662. You gain 2,370 Meat.
  1663. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1664. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1665. You gain 2,893 Meat.
  1666. Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
  1667. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1668. You gain 2,183 Meat.
  1669. Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
  1670. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1671. You gain 2,172 Meat.
  1672. Round 12: You lose 8 hit points
  1673. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1674. You gain 2,495 Meat.
  1675. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1676. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1677. You gain 2,801 Meat.
  1678. Round 14: You lose 8 hit points
  1679. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1680. You gain 2,959 Meat.
  1681. Round 15: You lose 8 hit points
  1682. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1683. You gain 2,661 Meat.
  1684. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1685. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1686. You gain 2,238 Meat.
  1687. Round 17: You lose 8 hit points
  1688. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1689. You gain 2,493 Meat.
  1690. Round 18: You lose 8 hit points
  1691. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1692. You gain 2,421 Meat.
  1693. Round 19: You lose 8 hit points
  1694. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1695. You gain 2,523 Meat.
  1696. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1697. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1698. You gain 2,396 Meat.
  1699. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1700. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1701. You gain 2,926 Meat.
  1702. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1703. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1704. You gain 2,695 Meat.
  1705. Round 23: You lose 8 hit points
  1706. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1707. You gain 2,744 Meat.
  1708. Round 24: You lose 8 hit points
  1709. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1710. You gain 2,930 Meat.
  1711. Round 25: You lose 8 hit points
  1712. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1713. You gain 2,113 Meat.
  1714. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1715. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1716. You gain 2,368 Meat.
  1717. Round 27: You lose 8 hit points
  1718. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1719. You gain 2,028 Meat.
  1720. Round 28: You lose 8 hit points
  1721. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1722. You gain 2,228 Meat.
  1723. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1724. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1725. You gain 2,855 Meat.
  1726.  
  1727. Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
  1728. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1729. You gain 2,451 Meat.
  1730.  
  1731. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1732. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1733. You gain 2,729 Meat.
  1734.  
  1735. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1736. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1737. You gain 2,116 Meat.
  1738.  
  1739. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  1740. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1741. You gain 2,222 Meat.
  1742. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  1743. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1744. You gain 2,418 Meat.
  1745. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  1746. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1747. You gain 2,797 Meat.
  1748. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  1749. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1750. You gain 2,501 Meat.
  1751. Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
  1752. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1753. You gain 2,336 Meat.
  1754. Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
  1755. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1756. You gain 2,750 Meat.
  1757. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1758. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1759. You gain 2,073 Meat.
  1760. Round 11: You lose 5 hit points
  1761. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1762. You gain 2,785 Meat.
  1763. Round 12: You lose 5 hit points
  1764. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1765. You gain 2,061 Meat.
  1766. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1767. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1768. You gain 2,029 Meat.
  1769. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1770. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1771. You gain 2,698 Meat.
  1772. Round 15: You lose 5 hit points
  1773. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1774. You gain 2,537 Meat.
  1775. Round 16: You lose 5 hit points
  1776. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1777. You gain 2,584 Meat.
  1778. Round 17: You lose 5 hit points
  1779. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1780. You gain 2,894 Meat.
  1781. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  1782. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1783. You gain 2,934 Meat.
  1784. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1785. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1786. You gain 2,229 Meat.
  1787. Round 20: You lose 5 hit points
  1788. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1789. You gain 2,682 Meat.
  1790. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  1791. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1792. You gain 2,581 Meat.
  1793. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1794. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1795. You gain 2,749 Meat.
  1796. Round 23: You lose 5 hit points
  1797. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1798. You gain 2,628 Meat.
  1799. Round 24: You lose 5 hit points
  1800. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1801. You gain 2,884 Meat.
  1802. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  1803. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1804. You gain 2,948 Meat.
  1805. Round 26: You lose 5 hit points
  1806. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1807. You gain 2,513 Meat.
  1808. Round 27: You lose 5 hit points
  1809. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1810. You gain 2,587 Meat.
  1811. Round 28: You lose 5 hit points
  1812. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1813. You gain 2,137 Meat.
  1814. Round 29: You lose 5 hit points
  1815. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1816. You gain 2,133 Meat.
  1817.  
  1818. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1819. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1820. You gain 2,540 Meat.
  1821.  
  1822. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1823. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1824. You gain 2,200 Meat.
  1825.  
  1826. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1827. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1828. You gain 2,776 Meat.
  1829.  
  1830. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  1831. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1832. You gain 2,063 Meat.
  1833. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  1834. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1835. You gain 2,784 Meat.
  1836. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  1837. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1838. You gain 2,809 Meat.
  1839. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  1840. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1841. You gain 2,989 Meat.
  1842. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1843. You gain 2,569 Meat.
  1844. Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
  1845. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1846. You gain 2,278 Meat.
  1847. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1848. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1849. You gain 2,271 Meat.
  1850. Round 11: You lose 5 hit points
  1851. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1852. You gain 2,910 Meat.
  1853. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1854. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1855. You gain 2,202 Meat.
  1856. Round 13: You lose 5 hit points
  1857. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1858. You gain 2,207 Meat.
  1859. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1860. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1861. You gain 2,481 Meat.
  1862. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  1863. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1864. You gain 2,829 Meat.
  1865. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1866. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1867. You gain 2,694 Meat.
  1868. Round 17: You lose 5 hit points
  1869. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1870. You gain 2,630 Meat.
  1871. Round 18: You lose 5 hit points
  1872. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1873. You gain 2,192 Meat.
  1874. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1875. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1876. You gain 2,485 Meat.
  1877. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1878. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1879. You gain 2,119 Meat.
  1880. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1881. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1882. You gain 2,957 Meat.
  1883. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1884. You gain 2,241 Meat.
  1885. Round 23: You lose 5 hit points
  1886. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1887. You gain 2,629 Meat.
  1888. Round 24: You lose 5 hit points
  1889. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1890. You gain 2,522 Meat.
  1891. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1892. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1893. You gain 2,004 Meat.
  1894. Round 26: You lose 5 hit points
  1895. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1896. You gain 2,107 Meat.
  1897. Round 27: You lose 5 hit points
  1898. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1899. You gain 2,467 Meat.
  1900. Round 28: You lose 5 hit points
  1901. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1902. You gain 2,663 Meat.
  1903. Round 29: You lose 5 hit points
  1904. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1905. You gain 2,926 Meat.
  1906.  
  1907. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1908. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1909. You gain 2,933 Meat.
  1910. Round 2: Blooper takes 23 damage.
  1911. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1912. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1913. You gain 2,921 Meat.
  1914. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  1915. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1916. You gain 2,582 Meat.
  1917. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1918. You gain 2,725 Meat.
  1919. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  1920. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1921. You gain 2,610 Meat.
  1922. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  1923. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1924. You gain 2,640 Meat.
  1925. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  1926. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1927. You gain 2,841 Meat.
  1928. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  1929. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1930. You gain 2,814 Meat.
  1931. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  1932. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1933. You gain 2,745 Meat.
  1934. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1935. You gain 2,550 Meat.
  1936. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  1937. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1938. You gain 2,920 Meat.
  1939. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  1940. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1941. You gain 2,519 Meat.
  1942. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  1943. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1944. You gain 2,429 Meat.
  1945. Round 14: You lose 1 hit point
  1946. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1947. You gain 2,663 Meat.
  1948. Round 15: You lose 1 hit point
  1949. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1950. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1951. You gain 2,697 Meat.
  1952.  
  1953. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  1954. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1955. You gain 2,593 Meat.
  1956. Round 18: You lose 1 hit point
  1957. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1958. You gain 2,482 Meat.
  1959. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  1960. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1961. You gain 2,903 Meat.
  1962. Round 20: You lose 1 hit point
  1963. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1964. You gain 2,843 Meat.
  1965. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  1966. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1967. You gain 2,718 Meat.
  1968. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  1969. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1970. You gain 2,688 Meat.
  1971. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1972. You gain 2,209 Meat.
  1973. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1974. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1975. You gain 2,923 Meat.
  1976. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  1977. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1978. You gain 2,824 Meat.
  1979. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1980. You gain 2,373 Meat.
  1981. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  1982. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1983. You gain 2,611 Meat.
  1984. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  1985. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1986. You gain 2,688 Meat.
  1987. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  1988. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1989. You gain 2,007 Meat.
  1990.  
  1991. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  1992. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1993. You gain 2,904 Meat.
  1994.  
  1995. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  1996. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  1997. You gain 2,770 Meat.
  1998. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  1999. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2000. You gain 2,880 Meat.
  2001. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  2002. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2003. You gain 2,846 Meat.
  2004. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  2005. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2006. You gain 2,811 Meat.
  2007. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  2008. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2009. You gain 2,607 Meat.
  2010. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  2011. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2012. You gain 2,833 Meat.
  2013. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  2014. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2015. You gain 2,053 Meat.
  2016. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  2017. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2018. You gain 2,183 Meat.
  2019. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2020. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2021. You gain 2,586 Meat.
  2022. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2023. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2024. You gain 2,996 Meat.
  2025. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  2026. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2027. You gain 2,323 Meat.
  2028. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  2029. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2030. You gain 2,940 Meat.
  2031. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2032. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2033. You gain 2,068 Meat.
  2034. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2035. You gain 2,017 Meat.
  2036. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  2037. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2038. You gain 2,559 Meat.
  2039. Round 17: You lose 1 hit point
  2040. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2041. You gain 2,034 Meat.
  2042. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2043. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2044. You gain 2,846 Meat.
  2045. Round 19: You lose 1 hit point
  2046. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2047. You gain 2,130 Meat.
  2048. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2049. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2050. You gain 2,627 Meat.
  2051. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  2052. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2053. You gain 2,115 Meat.
  2054. Round 22: You lose 1 hit point
  2055. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2056. You gain 2,702 Meat.
  2057. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2058. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2059. You gain 2,285 Meat.
  2060. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  2061. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2062. You gain 2,738 Meat.
  2063. Round 25: You lose 1 hit point
  2064. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2065. You gain 2,700 Meat.
  2066. Round 26: You lose 1 hit point
  2067. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2068. You gain 2,558 Meat.
  2069. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  2070. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2071. You gain 2,958 Meat.
  2072. Round 28: You lose 1 hit point
  2073. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2074. You gain 2,230 Meat.
  2075. Round 29: You lose 1 hit point
  2076. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2077. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  2078.  
  2079. You acquire an effect: Dangerous Zone Song (1)
  2080. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2081. You gain 2,334 Meat.
  2082. Round 2: Goomba takes 33 damage.
  2083. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  2084. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2085. You gain 2,650 Meat.
  2086. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
  2087. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2088. You gain 2,888 Meat.
  2089. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2090. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2091. You gain 2,452 Meat.
  2092. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  2093. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2094. You gain 2,723 Meat.
  2095. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2096. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2097. You gain 2,228 Meat.
  2098. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2099. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2100. You gain 2,804 Meat.
  2101. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  2102. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2103. You gain 2,920 Meat.
  2104. Round 9: You lose 6 hit points
  2105. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2106. You gain 2,737 Meat.
  2107. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  2108. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2109. You gain 2,025 Meat.
  2110. Round 11: You lose 6 hit points
  2111. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2112. You gain 2,478 Meat.
  2113. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2114. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2115. You gain 2,618 Meat.
  2116. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2117. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2118. You gain 2,046 Meat.
  2119. Round 14: You lose 6 hit points
  2120. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2121. You gain 2,061 Meat.
  2122. Round 15: You lose 6 hit points
  2123. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2124. You gain 2,953 Meat.
  2125. Round 16: You lose 6 hit points
  2126. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2127. You gain 2,793 Meat.
  2128. Round 17: You lose 6 hit points
  2129. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2130. You gain 2,397 Meat.
  2131. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  2132. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2133. You gain 2,063 Meat.
  2134. Round 19: You lose 6 hit points
  2135. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2136. You gain 2,753 Meat.
  2137. Round 20: You lose 6 hit points
  2138. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2139. You gain 2,476 Meat.
  2140. Round 21: You lose 6 hit points
  2141. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2142. You gain 2,670 Meat.
  2143. Round 22: You lose 6 hit points
  2144. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2145. You gain 2,080 Meat.
  2146. Round 23: You lose 6 hit points
  2147. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2148. You gain 2,289 Meat.
  2149. Round 24: You lose 6 hit points
  2150. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2151. You gain 2,549 Meat.
  2152. Round 25: You lose 6 hit points
  2153. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2154. You gain 2,729 Meat.
  2155. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  2156. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2157. You gain 2,702 Meat.
  2158. Round 27: You lose 6 hit points
  2159. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2160. You gain 2,750 Meat.
  2161. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  2162. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2163. You gain 2,674 Meat.
  2164. Round 29: You lose 6 hit points
  2165. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2166. You gain 2,682 Meat.
  2167.  
  2168. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2169. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2170. You gain 2,896 Meat.
  2171. Round 2: Keese takes 29 damage.
  2172. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2173. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2174. You gain 2,313 Meat.
  2175. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2176. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2177. You gain 2,178 Meat.
  2178. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2179. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2180. You gain 2,787 Meat.
  2181. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  2182. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2183. You gain 2,407 Meat.
  2184. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  2185. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2186. You gain 2,294 Meat.
  2187. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  2188. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2189. You gain 2,296 Meat.
  2190. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2191. You gain 2,040 Meat.
  2192. Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
  2193. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2194. You gain 2,216 Meat.
  2195. Round 10: You lose 10 hit points
  2196. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2197. You gain 2,405 Meat.
  2198. Round 11: You lose 9 hit points
  2199. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2200. You gain 2,728 Meat.
  2201. Round 12: You lose 10 hit points
  2202. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2203. You gain 2,611 Meat.
  2204. Round 13: You lose 10 hit points
  2205. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2206. You gain 2,227 Meat.
  2207. Round 14: You lose 9 hit points
  2208. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2209. You gain 2,302 Meat.
  2210. Round 15: You lose 9 hit points
  2211. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2212. You gain 2,696 Meat.
  2213. Round 16: You lose 10 hit points
  2214. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2215. You gain 2,968 Meat.
  2216. Round 17: You lose 10 hit points
  2217. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2218. You gain 2,401 Meat.
  2219. Round 18: You lose 10 hit points
  2220. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2221. You gain 2,245 Meat.
  2222. Round 19: You lose 10 hit points
  2223. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2224. You gain 2,224 Meat.
  2225. Round 20: You lose 9 hit points
  2226. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2227. You gain 2,324 Meat.
  2228. Round 21: You lose 9 hit points
  2229. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2230. You gain 2,331 Meat.
  2231. Round 22: You lose 9 hit points
  2232. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2233. You gain 2,845 Meat.
  2234. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2235. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2236. You gain 2,583 Meat.
  2237. Round 24: You lose 10 hit points
  2238. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2239. You gain 2,215 Meat.
  2240. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2241. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2242. You gain 2,087 Meat.
  2243. Round 26: You lose 10 hit points
  2244. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2245. You gain 2,962 Meat.
  2246. Round 27: You lose 9 hit points
  2247. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2248. You gain 2,531 Meat.
  2249. Round 28: You lose 10 hit points
  2250. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2251. You gain 2,019 Meat.
  2252. Round 29: You lose 9 hit points
  2253. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2254. You gain 2,172 Meat.
  2255.  
  2256. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2257. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2258. You gain 2,301 Meat.
  2259.  
  2260. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  2261. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2262. You gain 2,250 Meat.
  2263. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2264. You gain 2,095 Meat.
  2265. Round 4: You lose 9 hit points
  2266. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2267. You gain 2,131 Meat.
  2268. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  2269. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2270. You gain 2,723 Meat.
  2271. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  2272. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2273. You gain 2,512 Meat.
  2274. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  2275. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2276. You gain 2,289 Meat.
  2277. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  2278. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2279. You gain 2,886 Meat.
  2280. Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
  2281. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2282. You gain 2,204 Meat.
  2283. Round 10: You lose 9 hit points
  2284. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2285. You gain 2,363 Meat.
  2286. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2287. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2288. You gain 2,402 Meat.
  2289. Round 12: You lose 9 hit points
  2290. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2291. You gain 2,046 Meat.
  2292. Round 13: You lose 9 hit points
  2293. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2294. You gain 2,018 Meat.
  2295. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2296. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2297. You gain 2,430 Meat.
  2298. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2299. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2300. You gain 2,450 Meat.
  2301. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2302. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2303. You gain 2,993 Meat.
  2304. Round 17: You lose 9 hit points
  2305. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2306. You gain 2,840 Meat.
  2307. Round 18: You lose 9 hit points
  2308. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2309. You gain 2,861 Meat.
  2310. Round 19: You lose 9 hit points
  2311. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2312. You gain 2,929 Meat.
  2313. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2314. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2315. You gain 2,562 Meat.
  2316. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2317. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2318. You gain 2,298 Meat.
  2319. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2320. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2321. You gain 2,846 Meat.
  2322. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2323. You gain 2,017 Meat.
  2324. Round 24: You lose 9 hit points
  2325. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2326. You gain 2,677 Meat.
  2327. Round 25: You lose 9 hit points
  2328. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2329. You gain 2,789 Meat.
  2330. Round 26: You lose 9 hit points
  2331. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2332. You gain 2,031 Meat.
  2333. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2334. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2335. You gain 2,698 Meat.
  2336. Round 28: You lose 9 hit points
  2337. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2338. You gain 2,863 Meat.
  2339. Round 29: You lose 9 hit points
  2340. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2341. You gain 2,243 Meat.
  2342.  
  2343. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2344. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2345. You gain 2,005 Meat.
  2346. Round 2: Blooper takes 24 damage.
  2347. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
  2348. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2349. You gain 2,506 Meat.
  2350. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  2351. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2352. You gain 2,196 Meat.
  2353. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2354. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2355. You gain 2,044 Meat.
  2356. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2357. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2358. You gain 2,399 Meat.
  2359. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2360. You gain 2,490 Meat.
  2361. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  2362. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2363. You gain 2,032 Meat.
  2364. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  2365. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2366. You gain 2,816 Meat.
  2367. Round 9: You lose 8 hit points
  2368. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2369. You gain 2,374 Meat.
  2370. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2371. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2372. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  2373. Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
  2374. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2375. You gain 2,032 Meat.
  2376. Round 12: You lose 9 hit points
  2377. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2378. You gain 2,742 Meat.
  2379. Round 13: You lose 9 hit points
  2380. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2381. You gain 2,117 Meat.
  2382. Round 14: You lose 8 hit points
  2383. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2384. You gain 2,843 Meat.
  2385. Round 15: You lose 9 hit points
  2386. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2387. You gain 2,312 Meat.
  2388. Round 16: You lose 8 hit points
  2389. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2390. You gain 2,570 Meat.
  2391. Round 17: You lose 9 hit points
  2392. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2393. You gain 2,728 Meat.
  2394. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2395. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2396. You gain 2,565 Meat.
  2397. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2398. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2399. You gain 2,877 Meat.
  2400. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2401. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2402. You gain 2,706 Meat.
  2403. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2404. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2405. You gain 2,031 Meat.
  2406. Round 22: You lose 8 hit points
  2407. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2408. You gain 2,210 Meat.
  2409. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2410. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2411. You gain 2,811 Meat.
  2412. Round 24: You lose 8 hit points
  2413. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2414. You gain 2,629 Meat.
  2415. Round 25: You lose 9 hit points
  2416. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2417. You gain 2,297 Meat.
  2418. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2419. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2420. You gain 2,952 Meat.
  2421. Round 27: You lose 9 hit points
  2422. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2423. You gain 2,963 Meat.
  2424. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2425. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2426. You gain 2,595 Meat.
  2427. Round 29: You lose 8 hit points
  2428. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2429. You gain 2,027 Meat.
  2430.  
  2431. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2432. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2433. You gain 2,464 Meat.
  2434. Round 2: Tektite takes 29 damage.
  2435. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2436. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2437. You gain 2,375 Meat.
  2438. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2439. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2440. You gain 2,869 Meat.
  2441. Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
  2442. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2443. You gain 2,581 Meat.
  2444. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  2445. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2446. You gain 2,115 Meat.
  2447. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  2448. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2449. You gain 2,665 Meat.
  2450. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  2451. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2452. You gain 2,138 Meat.
  2453. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2454. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2455. You gain 2,359 Meat.
  2456. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2457. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2458. You gain 2,189 Meat.
  2459. Round 10: You lose 5 hit points
  2460. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2461. You gain 2,278 Meat.
  2462. Round 11: You lose 6 hit points
  2463. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2464. You gain 2,148 Meat.
  2465. Round 12: You lose 5 hit points
  2466. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2467. You gain 2,495 Meat.
  2468. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2469. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2470. You gain 2,866 Meat.
  2471. Round 14: You lose 5 hit points
  2472. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2473. You gain 2,964 Meat.
  2474. Round 15: You lose 6 hit points
  2475. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2476. You gain 2,594 Meat.
  2477. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2478. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2479. You gain 2,147 Meat.
  2480. Round 17: You lose 5 hit points
  2481. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2482. You gain 2,563 Meat.
  2483. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2484. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2485. You gain 2,858 Meat.
  2486. Round 19: You lose 6 hit points
  2487. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2488. You gain 2,138 Meat.
  2489. Round 20: You lose 5 hit points
  2490. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2491. You gain 2,317 Meat.
  2492. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  2493. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2494. You gain 2,852 Meat.
  2495. Round 22: You lose 6 hit points
  2496. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2497. You gain 2,152 Meat.
  2498. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2499. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2500. You gain 2,668 Meat.
  2501. Round 24: You lose 1 hit point
  2502. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2503. You gain 2,968 Meat.
  2504. Round 25: You lose 6 hit points
  2505. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2506. You gain 2,056 Meat.
  2507. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2508. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2509. You gain 2,785 Meat.
  2510. Round 27: You lose 1 hit point
  2511. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2512. You gain 2,138 Meat.
  2513. Round 28: You lose 5 hit points
  2514. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2515. You gain 2,038 Meat.
  2516. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2517. You gain 2,662 Meat.
  2518.  
  2519. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2520. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2521. You gain 2,298 Meat.
  2522.  
  2523. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2524. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2525. You gain 2,832 Meat.
  2526. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  2527. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2528. You gain 2,218 Meat.
  2529. Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
  2530. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2531. You gain 2,028 Meat.
  2532. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  2533. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2534. You gain 2,648 Meat.
  2535. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  2536. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2537. You gain 2,430 Meat.
  2538. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2539. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2540. You gain 2,355 Meat.
  2541. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2542. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2543. You gain 2,573 Meat.
  2544. Round 9: You lose 8 hit points
  2545. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2546. You gain 2,341 Meat.
  2547. Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
  2548. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2549. You gain 2,641 Meat.
  2550. Round 11: You lose 8 hit points
  2551. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2552. You gain 2,342 Meat.
  2553. Round 12: You lose 8 hit points
  2554. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2555. You gain 2,005 Meat.
  2556. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2557. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2558. You gain 2,072 Meat.
  2559. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2560. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2561. You gain 2,916 Meat.
  2562. Round 15: You lose 8 hit points
  2563. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2564. You gain 2,647 Meat.
  2565. Round 16: You lose 8 hit points
  2566. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2567. You gain 2,129 Meat.
  2568. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2569. You gain 2,849 Meat.
  2570. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2571. You gain 2,162 Meat.
  2572. Round 19: You lose 8 hit points
  2573. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2574. You gain 2,771 Meat.
  2575. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2576. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2577. You gain 2,713 Meat.
  2578. Round 21: You lose 8 hit points
  2579. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2580. You gain 2,898 Meat.
  2581. Round 22: You lose 8 hit points
  2582. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2583. You gain 2,513 Meat.
  2584. Round 23: You lose 8 hit points
  2585. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2586. You gain 2,321 Meat.
  2587. Round 24: You lose 8 hit points
  2588. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2589. You gain 2,082 Meat.
  2590. Round 25: You lose 8 hit points
  2591. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2592. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2593. You gain 2,486 Meat.
  2594. You gain 2,299 Meat.
  2595. Round 27: You lose 8 hit points
  2596. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2597. You gain 2,302 Meat.
  2598. Round 28: You lose 8 hit points
  2599. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2600. You gain 2,327 Meat.
  2601. Round 29: You lose 8 hit points
  2602. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2603. You gain 2,222 Meat.
  2604.  
  2605. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2606. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2607. You gain 2,836 Meat.
  2608. Round 2: Blooper takes 25 damage.
  2609. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2610. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2611. You gain 2,325 Meat.
  2612. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2613. You gain 2,814 Meat.
  2614. Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
  2615. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2616. You gain 2,315 Meat.
  2617. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  2618. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2619. You gain 2,470 Meat.
  2620. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  2621. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2622. You gain 2,706 Meat.
  2623. Round 7: You lose 7 hit points
  2624. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2625. You gain 2,035 Meat.
  2626. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  2627. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2628. You gain 2,072 Meat.
  2629. Round 9: You lose 7 hit points
  2630. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2631. You gain 2,232 Meat.
  2632. Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
  2633. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2634. You gain 2,270 Meat.
  2635. Round 11: You lose 7 hit points
  2636. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2637. You gain 2,911 Meat.
  2638. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2639. You gain 2,306 Meat.
  2640. Round 13: You lose 7 hit points
  2641. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2642. You gain 2,760 Meat.
  2643. Round 14: You lose 8 hit points
  2644. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2645. You gain 2,936 Meat.
  2646. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2647. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2648. You gain 2,167 Meat.
  2649. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2650. You gain 2,404 Meat.
  2651. Round 17: You lose 7 hit points
  2652. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2653. You gain 2,195 Meat.
  2654. Round 18: You lose 8 hit points
  2655. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2656. You gain 2,891 Meat.
  2657. Round 19: You lose 7 hit points
  2658. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2659. You gain 2,061 Meat.
  2660. Round 20: You lose 8 hit points
  2661. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2662. You gain 2,520 Meat.
  2663. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2664. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2665. You gain 2,095 Meat.
  2666. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2667. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2668. You gain 2,882 Meat.
  2669. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2670. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2671. You gain 2,274 Meat.
  2672. Round 24: You lose 8 hit points
  2673. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2674. You gain 2,646 Meat.
  2675. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2676. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2677. You gain 2,485 Meat.
  2678. Round 26: You lose 7 hit points
  2679. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2680. You gain 2,189 Meat.
  2681. Round 27: You lose 8 hit points
  2682. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2683. You gain 2,993 Meat.
  2684. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2685. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2686. You gain 2,915 Meat.
  2687. Round 29: You lose 7 hit points
  2688. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2689. You gain 2,454 Meat.
  2690.  
  2691. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2692. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2693. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2694. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2695. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2696. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2697. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2698. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2699. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2700. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2701. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2702. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2703. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2704. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2705. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2706. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2707. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2708. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2709. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2710. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2711. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2712. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2713. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2714. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2715. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2716. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2717. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2718. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2719. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2720. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2721. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2722.  
  2723. Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
  2724. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2725. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2726. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2727. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2728. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2729. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2730. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2731. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2732. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2733. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2734. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2735. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2736. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2737. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2738. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2739. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2740. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2741. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2742. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2743. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2744. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2745. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2746. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2747. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2748. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2749. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2750. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2751. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2752. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2753. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2754.  
  2755. Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
  2756. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2757. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2758. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2759. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2760. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2761. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2762. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2763. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2764. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2765. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2766. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2767. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2768. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2769. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2770. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2771. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2772. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2773. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2774. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2775. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2776. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2777. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2778. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2779. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2780. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2781. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2782. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2783. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2784. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2785. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2786.  
  2787. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  2788. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2789. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2790. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2791. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2792. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2793. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2794. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2795. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2796. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2797. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2798. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2799. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2800. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2801. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2802. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2803. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2804. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2805. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2806. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2807. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2808. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2809. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2810. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2811. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2812. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2813. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2814. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2815. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2816. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2817. Round 30: yojimbos_law casts SAUCEGEYSER!
  2818.  
  2819. Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
  2820. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2821. You gain 2,680 Meat.
  2822.  
  2823. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2824. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2825. You gain 2,677 Meat.
  2826. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2827. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2828. You gain 2,305 Meat.
  2829. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2830. You gain 2,645 Meat.
  2831. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2832. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2833. You gain 2,429 Meat.
  2834. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2835. You gain 2,013 Meat.
  2836. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2837. You gain 2,684 Meat.
  2838. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2839. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2840. You gain 2,997 Meat.
  2841. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2842. You gain 2,451 Meat.
  2843. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2844. You gain 2,029 Meat.
  2845. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2846. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2847. You gain 2,871 Meat.
  2848. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2849. You gain 2,338 Meat.
  2850. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2851. You gain 2,920 Meat.
  2852. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2853. You gain 2,453 Meat.
  2854. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2855. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2856. You gain 2,666 Meat.
  2857. Round 16: You lose 1 hit point
  2858. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2859. You gain 2,208 Meat.
  2860. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2861. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2862. You gain 2,061 Meat.
  2863. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2864. You gain 2,585 Meat.
  2865. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2866. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2867. You gain 2,583 Meat.
  2868. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2869. You gain 2,149 Meat.
  2870. Round 21: You lose 1 hit point
  2871. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2872. You gain 2,108 Meat.
  2873. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2874. You gain 2,687 Meat.
  2875. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2876. You gain 2,117 Meat.
  2877. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2878. You gain 2,262 Meat.
  2879. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2880. You gain 2,604 Meat.
  2881. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2882. You gain 2,014 Meat.
  2883. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2884. You gain 2,755 Meat.
  2885. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2886. You gain 2,634 Meat.
  2887. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2888. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2889. You gain 2,818 Meat.
  2890.  
  2891. You lose an effect: Dangerous Zone Song (1)
  2892. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2893. You gain 2,663 Meat.
  2894. Round 2: paper towelgeist takes 26 damage.
  2895. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2896. You gain 2,343 Meat.
  2897. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2898. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2899. You gain 2,375 Meat.
  2900. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2901. You gain 2,761 Meat.
  2902. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2903. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2904. You gain 2,710 Meat.
  2905. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2906. You gain 2,835 Meat.
  2907. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2908. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2909. You gain 2,638 Meat.
  2910. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2911. You gain 2,991 Meat.
  2912. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2913. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2914. You gain 2,525 Meat.
  2915. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2916. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2917. You gain 2,107 Meat.
  2918. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2919. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2920. You gain 2,131 Meat.
  2921. Round 12: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2922. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2923. You gain 2,179 Meat.
  2924. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2925. You gain 2,558 Meat.
  2926. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2927. You gain 2,065 Meat.
  2928. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2929. You gain 2,529 Meat.
  2930. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2931. You gain 2,009 Meat.
  2932. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2933. You gain 2,259 Meat.
  2934. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2935. You gain 2,839 Meat.
  2936. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2937. You gain 2,884 Meat.
  2938. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2939. You gain 2,360 Meat.
  2940. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2941. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2942. You gain 2,516 Meat.
  2943. Round 22: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2944. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2945. You gain 2,416 Meat.
  2946. Round 23: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2947. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2948. You gain 2,570 Meat.
  2949. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2950. You gain 2,861 Meat.
  2951. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2952. You gain 2,161 Meat.
  2953. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2954. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2955. You gain 2,543 Meat.
  2956. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2957. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2958. You gain 2,136 Meat.
  2959. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2960. You gain 2,786 Meat.
  2961. Round 29: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until it backs away.
  2962. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2963. You gain 2,991 Meat.
  2964.  
  2965. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2966. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2967. You gain 2,024 Meat.
  2968. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer takes 25 damage.
  2969. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  2970. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2971. You gain 2,095 Meat.
  2972. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2973. You gain 2,064 Meat.
  2974. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2975. You gain 2,723 Meat.
  2976. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2977. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2978. You gain 2,432 Meat.
  2979. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  2980. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2981. You gain 2,637 Meat.
  2982. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2983. You gain 2,276 Meat.
  2984. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  2985. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2986. You gain 2,781 Meat.
  2987. Round 9: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  2988. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2989. You gain 2,770 Meat.
  2990. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2991. You gain 2,035 Meat.
  2992. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2993. You gain 2,401 Meat.
  2994. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2995. You gain 2,923 Meat.
  2996. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2997. You gain 2,978 Meat.
  2998. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  2999. You gain 2,306 Meat.
  3000. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3001. You gain 2,631 Meat.
  3002. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3003. You gain 2,408 Meat.
  3004. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3005. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3006. You gain 2,101 Meat.
  3007. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3008. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3009. You gain 2,189 Meat.
  3010. Round 19: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3011. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3012. You gain 2,661 Meat.
  3013. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3014. You gain 2,575 Meat.
  3015. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from its aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3016. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3017. You gain 2,907 Meat.
  3018. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3019. You gain 2,529 Meat.
  3020. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3021. You gain 2,201 Meat.
  3022. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3023. You gain 2,245 Meat.
  3024. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3025. You gain 2,150 Meat.
  3026. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down its throat. "Mmmmfff!" it protests, ineffectually.
  3027. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3028. You gain 2,386 Meat.
  3029. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3030. You gain 2,481 Meat.
  3031. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3032. You gain 2,900 Meat.
  3033. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3034. You gain 2,237 Meat.
  3035.  
  3036. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  3037. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3038. You gain 2,658 Meat.
  3039. Round 2: zombie chef takes 36 damage.
  3040. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3041. You gain 2,169 Meat.
  3042. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3043. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3044. You gain 2,179 Meat.
  3045. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3046. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3047. You gain 2,512 Meat.
  3048. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3049. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3050. You gain 2,867 Meat.
  3051. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3052. You gain 2,822 Meat.
  3053. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  3054. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3055. You gain 2,231 Meat.
  3056. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3057. You gain 2,338 Meat.
  3058. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3059. You gain 2,803 Meat.
  3060. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3061. You gain 2,282 Meat.
  3062. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3063. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3064. You gain 2,959 Meat.
  3065. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3066. You gain 2,808 Meat.
  3067. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3068. You gain 2,611 Meat.
  3069. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3070. You gain 2,760 Meat.
  3071. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3072. You gain 2,348 Meat.
  3073. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3074. You gain 2,656 Meat.
  3075. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3076. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3077. You gain 2,394 Meat.
  3078. Round 18: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3079. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3080. You gain 2,799 Meat.
  3081. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3082. You gain 2,432 Meat.
  3083. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3084. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3085. You gain 2,926 Meat.
  3086. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3087. You gain 2,081 Meat.
  3088. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3089. You gain 2,008 Meat.
  3090. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3091. You gain 2,099 Meat.
  3092. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3093. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3094. You gain 2,725 Meat.
  3095. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3096. You gain 2,044 Meat.
  3097. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3098. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3099. You gain 2,411 Meat.
  3100. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3101. You gain 2,481 Meat.
  3102. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3103. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3104. You gain 2,776 Meat.
  3105. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3106. You gain 2,809 Meat.
  3107.  
  3108. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3109. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3110. You gain 2,858 Meat.
  3111. Round 2: skullery maid takes 41 damage.
  3112. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3113. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3114. You gain 2,959 Meat.
  3115. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3116. You gain 2,153 Meat.
  3117. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3118. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3119. You gain 2,052 Meat.
  3120. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3121. You gain 2,774 Meat.
  3122. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from her aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3123. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3124. You gain 2,228 Meat.
  3125. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3126. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3127. You gain 2,124 Meat.
  3128. Round 8: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3129. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3130. You gain 2,355 Meat.
  3131. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3132. You gain 2,042 Meat.
  3133. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3134. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3135. You gain 2,339 Meat.
  3136. Round 11: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3137. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3138. You gain 2,007 Meat.
  3139. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3140. You gain 2,466 Meat.
  3141. Round 13: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from her aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3142. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3143. You gain 2,483 Meat.
  3144. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3145. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3146. You gain 2,950 Meat.
  3147. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3148. You gain 2,361 Meat.
  3149. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3150. You gain 2,374 Meat.
  3151. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3152. You gain 2,792 Meat.
  3153. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3154. You gain 2,344 Meat.
  3155. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3156. You gain 2,837 Meat.
  3157. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3158. You gain 2,512 Meat.
  3159. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3160. You gain 2,973 Meat.
  3161. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3162. You gain 2,090 Meat.
  3163. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3164. You gain 2,355 Meat.
  3165. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3166. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3167. You gain 2,907 Meat.
  3168. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3169. You gain 2,280 Meat.
  3170. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3171. You gain 2,273 Meat.
  3172. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3173. You gain 2,072 Meat.
  3174. Round 28: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3175. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3176. You gain 2,448 Meat.
  3177. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3178. You gain 2,615 Meat.
  3179.  
  3180. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3181. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3182. You gain 2,004 Meat.
  3183. Round 2: skullery maid takes 34 damage.
  3184. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3185. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3186. You gain 2,431 Meat.
  3187. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3188. You gain 2,884 Meat.
  3189. Round 4: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3190. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3191. You gain 2,387 Meat.
  3192. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3193. You gain 2,604 Meat.
  3194. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3195. You gain 2,080 Meat.
  3196. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from her aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3197. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3198. You gain 2,395 Meat.
  3199. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  3200. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3201. You gain 2,386 Meat.
  3202. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3203. You gain 2,206 Meat.
  3204. Round 10: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3205. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3206. You gain 2,102 Meat.
  3207. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3208. You gain 2,125 Meat.
  3209. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3210. You gain 2,422 Meat.
  3211. Round 13: You lose 1 hit point
  3212. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3213. You gain 2,843 Meat.
  3214. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3215. You gain 2,386 Meat.
  3216. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down her throat. "Mmmmfff!" she protests, ineffectually.
  3217. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3218. You gain 2,082 Meat.
  3219. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from her aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3220. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3221. You gain 2,031 Meat.
  3222. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3223. You gain 2,156 Meat.
  3224. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3225. You gain 2,616 Meat.
  3226. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3227. You gain 2,079 Meat.
  3228. Round 20: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3229. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3230. You gain 2,012 Meat.
  3231. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3232. You gain 2,893 Meat.
  3233. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3234. You gain 2,488 Meat.
  3235. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3236. You gain 2,582 Meat.
  3237. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3238. You gain 2,215 Meat.
  3239. Round 25: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from her aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3240. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3241. You gain 2,027 Meat.
  3242. Round 26: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3243. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3244. You gain 2,379 Meat.
  3245. Round 27: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until she backs away.
  3246. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3247. You gain 2,284 Meat.
  3248. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3249. You gain 2,768 Meat.
  3250. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3251. You gain 2,548 Meat.
  3252.  
  3253. Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
  3254. Round 1: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3255. You gain 2,083 Meat.
  3256. Round 2: zombie chef takes 34 damage.
  3257. Round 2: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3258. Round 2: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3259. You gain 2,814 Meat.
  3260. Round 3: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3261. Round 3: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3262. You gain 2,484 Meat.
  3263. Round 4: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3264. You gain 2,915 Meat.
  3265. Round 5: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3266. Round 5: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3267. You gain 2,174 Meat.
  3268. Round 6: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3269. Round 6: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3270. You gain 2,969 Meat.
  3271. Round 7: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3272. Round 7: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3273. You gain 2,431 Meat.
  3274. Round 8: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3275. You gain 2,566 Meat.
  3276. Round 9: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3277. You gain 2,617 Meat.
  3278. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  3279. Round 10: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3280. You gain 2,555 Meat.
  3281. Round 11: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3282. You gain 2,831 Meat.
  3283. Round 12: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3284. You gain 2,965 Meat.
  3285. Round 13: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3286. You gain 2,150 Meat.
  3287. Round 14: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3288. Round 14: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3289. You gain 2,997 Meat.
  3290. Round 15: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3291. Round 15: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3292. You gain 2,127 Meat.
  3293. Round 16: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  3294. Round 16: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3295. You gain 2,981 Meat.
  3296. Round 17: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down his throat. "Mmmmfff!" he protests, ineffectually.
  3297. Round 17: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3298. You gain 2,836 Meat.
  3299. Round 18: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3300. You gain 2,896 Meat.
  3301. Round 19: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3302. You gain 2,348 Meat.
  3303. Round 20: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3304. You gain 2,170 Meat.
  3305. Round 21: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, Meatball on a stick wearing blackface makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until he backs away.
  3306. Round 21: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3307. You gain 2,250 Meat.
  3308. Round 22: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3309. You gain 2,872 Meat.
  3310. Round 23: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3311. You gain 2,094 Meat.
  3312. Round 24: Meatball on a stick wearing blackface loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from his aluminized plastic bonds, though.
  3313. Round 24: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3314. You gain 2,064 Meat.
  3315. Round 25: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3316. You gain 2,175 Meat.
  3317. Round 26: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3318. You gain 2,375 Meat.
  3319. Round 27: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3320. You gain 2,106 Meat.
  3321. Round 28: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3322. You gain 2,007 Meat.
  3323. Round 29: yojimbos_law casts OPEN A BIG RED PRESENT!
  3324. You gain 2,345 Meat.
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