“Where did you learn to drive like that?”
“I have absolutely no idea how to drive,” he said. “I am literally fooling the world right now
into thinking we got here instead of dying in a fiery wreck.”
“... wait, what?”
“I have no idea how to drive,” he said, a little bit slower. “But I’m a whiz-bang heck of a
magician.”
“We ... died in a fiery wreck?”
“Look at me!” he said. He gestured up and down the front of him. “Why you’d ever let me get
behind a wheel, well, I don’t even know.”