1
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

2
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪


3
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

4
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪


5
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪

6
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

7
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪

8
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪


9
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪


10
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪

11
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪


12
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪

13
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♪ Ooh ♪


14
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

15
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

16
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪


17
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪


18
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♪ Oh, burrito ♪


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♪ Burrito ♪

20
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♪ I'll never let you go ♪

21
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♪ My little burrito ♪


22
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♪ Burrito, burrito, burrito ♪


23
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♪ We've got such a long way
to go ♪

24
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♪ For me to eat you ♪


25
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MARCO: Hey Star!

26
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- ( screams )
- Ow!

27
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Marco! What did I
tell you about...

28
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Wait... Marco!


29
00:01:07,919 --> 00:01:08,919
Hi.

30
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Oh, my goodness!

31
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It's so good to see you.


32
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Um, what are you doing here?

33
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I missed it here,
so, I decided to come back

34
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- ( toilet flushes )
- TOM: ♪ Burrito, burrito ♪

35
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- ♪ I'll never let... ♪
- Tom?

36
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- Marco!
- Tom!

37
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- GUARD: Intruder!
- ( Marco groans )

38
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KNIGHTS: Hup, hup, hup.


39
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Uh, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute.

40
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Guys, guys, hey guys,
it's all right. It's just Marco.

41
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I'm not an intruder.
King River said

42
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See?
I got the cape and everything.

43
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( laughs )


44
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- Look, he's got a cape.
- ( all laughing )

45
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Ugh, River.
I'm so confused here.

46
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You told Marco
he could be a knight?

47
00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,830
Well, uh, yeah.

48
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I never actually thought
we'd see him again. Ha ha!

49
00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:10,080
I'm sorry, Marco, but I'm afraid
that's not how it works.

50
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But King River
gave me a knight's cape.

51
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M for Mewni.

52
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No, my boy,
that's my meat blanket.

53
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- Meat blanket?
- Yes.

54
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- I also have a cheese doily.
- ( sighs )

55
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But I wore this thing
every day.

56
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For weeks. Weeks...

57
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I'm sorry, Marco,


58
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but becoming a knight
is no easy task.

59
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Yes. It takes years
of intense training, dear.

60
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Yeah.
Years of intense training.

61
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- He hasn't even been a squire.
- A squire?

62
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Hey, I can do that.

63
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River, are any of our knights
in need of a squire?

64
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Wait, I've got it.
How about we set him up

65
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with Sir Pop Lock and Dropeth?
Hmm?

66
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That old scamp!

67
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( whispering ) Um, actually,
he "pop, locked, and dropped".

68
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You mean...?


69
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Oh, my.

70
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Star, why don't you
have Marco stay with you?

71
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It will give you two
a chance to catch up

72
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while we figure this out.


73
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Wait, wait, wait.

74
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I know a knight
he can squire for.

75
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Man, Star. I'm sorry.


76
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I feel like I just
crash landed into your life.

77
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Well, we figured it out.

78
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Yeah... um, cool.


79
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Wow, heh. Check out
all these stairs.

80
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So, what does Jackie
think about all this?

81
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Oh, well, she wasn't
really into it, but you know me.

82
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Ain't nobody telling me
what to do. ( chuckles )

83
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That-that was a joke.


84
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Actually, yeah,
she-she broke up with me.

85
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Well,
I'm very sorry about that.

86
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So, are you and Tom--

87
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Yep!


88
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Oh, look, here's that door
we were walking to.

89
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( Lavabo laughing )


90
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Found you!

91
00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,960
Ah, here's our guy,
Sir Lavabo. Hi!

92
00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,420
Ah, princess.


93
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I will be with you shortly.

94
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I have a job to finish.

95
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There. Every sock in the kingdom
now has its mate.

96
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How may I be of service?

97
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Well, I...
I got you a squire.

98
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( gasps )

99
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My own squire?


100
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What do you call him?

101
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- Marco Diaz.
- What?

102
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I'm squiring
for the laundry guy?

103
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Yeah. This is Sir Lavabo.
He's super cool.

104
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But I'd be way down here
in the basement.

105
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Actually, sub-basement.


106
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So moody.
You're gonna love it.

107
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Yeah, but, just the same,


108
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how about you princess me up
something a little closer,

109
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like, say,
something in the castle?

110
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Marco, just 'cause
I'm a princess

111
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doesn't mean
I can do anything I want.

112
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Yeah, but if I'm
all the way down here,

113
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we're never even
gonna see each other.

114
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( growls )


115
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You don't appreciate
anything I do!

116
00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:07,000
Star, wait. I didn't mean...


117
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Marco Diaz, are you ready
for your first quest?

118
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Yeah... sure.


119
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What are we doing?

120
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You must empty
the lint catcher.

121
00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,210
( mocking Marco )
"Oh, hey Star!

122
00:05:20,209 --> 00:05:21,459
I just showed up
out of nowhere.

123
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Why don't you give me
a job to do?

124
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Okay, Marco, here's a job.


125
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No, not that job!
Another job--" ( groans )

126
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Hello.

127
00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,000
Eclypsa.


128
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They're giving you
some outdoor time.

129
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That's great.


130
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I know.
And real dragon chains,too.

131
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( sighs ) They make a lady
feel so free.

132
00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,540
Oh, yeah, that's, uh,
that's really awesome.

133
00:05:46,539 --> 00:05:49,419
Can I sit?
Sit, like, right there?

134
00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:51,880
( grunts )

135
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,540
( exhales )
Thanks.

136
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Here, take a load off.
Feed the birds.

137
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Always makes me feel better.

138
00:05:59,419 --> 00:06:01,499
I don't get how some people
think it's okay

139
00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,380
to just drop into your life

140
00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,880
without so much
as a head's up.

141
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,670
You know what I'm saying?

142
00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:09,460
And then you try
to help him out,

143
00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:12,669
no appreciation.


144
00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:14,880
So, what's his name?

145
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Huh? What?


146
00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,040
No, no, no, no, no,
it's not like that.

147
00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,500
Well, well, not anymore.

148
00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,500
- It's just Marco.
- Well, Marco.

149
00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:23,539
So, that's it.

150
00:06:23,539 --> 00:06:24,879
Marco thinks that


151
00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,710
just because
I'm a princess,

152
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I can get him
whatever job he wants.

153
00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:32,830
Well, can't you?


154
00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:37,249
No... yes.
But that's not the point.

155
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Well, now that he's here,
do you want him to stay?

156
00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,500
Uh, yeah... no.


157
00:06:44,499 --> 00:06:48,169
Ugh, I don't know.
Doesn't matter anyway.

158
00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:51,249
I already made him
a laundry squire.

159
00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:54,540
He's squiring
for the knight of the wash?

160
00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,620
Well, then your problem
will take care of itself, dear.

161
00:06:57,619 --> 00:06:59,249
What's that supposed to mean?

162
00:06:59,249 --> 00:07:01,209
No squire has ever survived


163
00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,080
more than a day
in the laundry room.

164
00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,710
It's the most dangerous place
in the castle.

165
00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:07,920
( gasps ) Marco! I got to go.

166
00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,210
Thanks for the popcorn.


167
00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:11,709
That wasn't popcorn.

168
00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:13,169
Lavabo, where's Marco?


169
00:07:13,170 --> 00:07:14,540
On his first quest,

170
00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,540
cleaning out the lint catcher,
mi' lady.

171
00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:21,580
Oh, no.
Sparkle slushie juice blast!

172
00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:22,709
Wait, princess!


173
00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:26,670
Marco?


174
00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:30,580
Whoa!

175
00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,750
( blows raspberry )


176
00:07:34,669 --> 00:07:36,579
That was weird.


177
00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,330
Marco! There you are.


178
00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:45,210
No, don't.
You're gonna wake it up.

179
00:07:45,209 --> 00:07:47,619
- What?
- No, I said.

180
00:07:47,619 --> 00:07:49,749
Don't. You're gonna wake it up.


181
00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,290
What?

182
00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:54,380
( sighs ) I said,
you're going to wake it up.

183
00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:58,500
( slithering )


184
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,580
( screeching )


185
00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,670
- Whoa!
- Ugh!

186
00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:10,830
Whoa! Aah!


187
00:08:10,829 --> 00:08:12,079
Aah!


188
00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:14,790
Rolling thunder lightning blast!

189
00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,380
Aah!

190
00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:17,620
( grunts )


191
00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,380
( shrieks )

192
00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:20,380
No!

193
00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,830
( Star screaming )


194
00:08:21,829 --> 00:08:23,249
( grunts )

195
00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:24,169
Marco!

196
00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:25,579
( belches )


197
00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:28,000
Huh?

198
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,670
( belches )


199
00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:30,210
( both grunt )

200
00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,750
Marco, are you okay?

201
00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,380
We gotta get
that fan moving.

202
00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,669
( monster rumbling )

203
00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:37,169
( Marco grunting )


204
00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:41,210
Hiya!


205
00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:42,460
( grunts )

206
00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:43,790
It won't budge!

207
00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,170
Wiggle harder!


208
00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:46,579
( rumbling )

209
00:08:46,579 --> 00:08:48,079
I'm coming, Marco.

210
00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:50,419
- Ha, gotcha!
- Whoa!

211
00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,420
( monster screaming )


212
00:08:59,169 --> 00:09:00,919
Fantastic exit beam!


213
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,670
- Aah!
- Aah!

214
00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,040
( both grunt )

215
00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,250
LAVABO:
Bravo!

216
00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,670
Fantastique!

217
00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:11,040
Only one other squire
has survived the lint catcher.

218
00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:12,289
Me!

219
00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:15,669
Marco Diaz, you will make
a fine squire

220
00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,460
for the knights of the wash.


221
00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:18,710
( chuckles ) Great.

222
00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:20,620
Thanks, I guess.

223
00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,330
Uh, Lavabo, can you
give us a sec?

224
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,879
I need to talk
to Marco alone.

225
00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:25,879
As you wish, Princess.


226
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,880
Long live the wash.


227
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,380
( sighs )
Okay, listen, Marco.

228
00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,750
Here's the thing.

229
00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,790
A lot has changed
in my life since you left.

230
00:09:34,789 --> 00:09:37,959
It's complicated,
but I finally figured out

231
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,290
that I just need to be
the best princess I can now.

232
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:44,500
And with you here
it's really hard to--

233
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,540
Yeah, yeah.
I totally get it.

234
00:09:46,539 --> 00:09:48,329
It was a crazy bad idea
for me to do this

235
00:09:48,329 --> 00:09:49,879
without giving you
a heads up.

236
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,080
I'll go back to Earth.

237
00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,210
That's not what I meant.


238
00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:58,670
Okay, can I, uh,
take my hands

239
00:09:58,669 --> 00:10:01,709
I feel like I'm gonna
run into something.

240
00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:03,120
Okay, stop.

241
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,710
This is the place.

242
00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:07,040
Sparkle glitter bomb expand.


243
00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:11,039
Okay, you can look now.

244
00:10:12,289 --> 00:10:14,789
Wow.


245
00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:16,920
Is that... ( gasps )


246
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,670
What?

247
00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:20,290
No way!

248
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,290
I can't believe it!


249
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,249
( puppies whimpering )

250
00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:26,499
My room!


251
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,540
( gasps )
All my stuff!

252
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,710
My galactic kung fu doll.


253
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:32,420
( gasps )
This is so great!

254
00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,710
Marco, kneel.


255
00:10:33,709 --> 00:10:35,749
( chuckles )
Uh, what?

256
00:10:35,749 --> 00:10:36,789
Marco, sit.


257
00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,880
What are-are you doing?

258
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,670
( clears throat )
Head down, please.

259
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,460
I hereby declare that you,


260
00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:49,379
Marco Ubaldo Diaz,
shall henceforth

261
00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:52,790
be my royal squire,
to stay by my side

262
00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,620
in times of peace
or danger,

263
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,710
as my most trusted
confidant and advisor.

264
00:10:57,709 --> 00:11:00,829
To go clubbing with me
even when he's too tired,

265
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:03,329
to share his
late night nachos,

266
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:07,790
but most importantly
to be my very best friend

267
00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,960
so long as we both
shall live.

268
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,919
Amen.

269
00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:12,749
Do you accept?

270
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,749
I do.


271
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,380
Wait, do princesses
even have squires?

272
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,380
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,

273
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,380
Quest Buy is proud to host


274
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:31,750
Quest Buy's 10,000th annual

275
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,380
Squire Blowout, or whatever.


276
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:37,329
Marco, this is gonna be
so much fun!

277
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,120
Just a squire and his knight

278
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:43,000
shopping, pop-locking,
shop-locking.

279
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,380
You know,
you feel me, bro.

280
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,920
I know that looked like it hurt.


281
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:48,499
Oh, it did,
but I'll feel better

282
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,080
as soon as we find
this little beauty

283
00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,290
from the Quest Buy catalog.


284
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,750
I've always wanted one!

285
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,960
Sorry, Star, but that's
not on the list.

286
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:02,249
Boom!


287
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,420
BABY-MAN:
Wow, that's so organized.

288
00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:07,580
Look, it's got coupons
attached to it.

289
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:08,790
I like a coupon.


290
00:12:08,789 --> 00:12:11,039
( chuckles )
Hey, guys.

291
00:12:11,039 --> 00:12:13,579
Oh, hey, man.
I dig your list.

292
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:16,040
Thanks.
It's every sale item

293
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,040
grouped together
by aisle and availability.

294
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,000
I called ahead to check
the inventory on each item.

295
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,250
That's cool.


296
00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:23,379
A great squire is
an organized squire.

297
00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:24,459
That's what I always say.

298
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,709
Uh, great.


299
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,500
Squire!

300
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,210
I'm Higgs.
That's Baby-Man.

301
00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,960
- Hey!
- And the old guy

302
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,670
- is Old Guy.
- I'm old!

303
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,669
- I'm M--
- He's Marco.

304
00:12:34,669 --> 00:12:36,249
This is his first blowout.

305
00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:38,669
Really? Huh.
I would've thought

306
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,830
with that fancy
list of yours.

307
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,000
Nope.
I don't know anything at all.

308
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,040
Heh, nice.

309
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,460
Well, welcome to the
community, Marco.

310
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:47,749
- I'm honored.
- I'm honored.

311
00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:49,919
Oh, uh, just a little
squire to squire advice,

312
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,040
equipping your knight
and making them look good

313
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,880
is gonna be your
most important task.

314
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,880
So you wanna get to
the good stuff fast.

315
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,290
The shelves
clear out quickly.

316
00:12:57,289 --> 00:12:58,709
I plan on it.

317
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,579
So, where are
y'alls knights at?

318
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,039
Oh, they're over there.


319
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,920
That's Lady Whosits.
Baby-Man's knight.

320
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,920
( growls, laughs )

321
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,210
And Old Man's knight,
Sir Dashing of Muzzleton.

322
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,829
( gasps )


323
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:15,920
Call me.

324
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,750
And this is my knight,


325
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,330
Sir Stabby.

326
00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,080
( growls )


327
00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:23,919
Higgs, I am in need
of a wet wipe.

328
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:26,039
Oh, cool.


329
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,500
Duty calls.
See you at the starting line.

330
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,670
- Nerd.
- Okay.

331
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,960
Did she just
call me a nerd?

332
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,379
( chuckles )
No.

333
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:37,999
Endearing nerd
or something.

334
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,170
You know.
I don't know.

335
00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:42,620
Come on,
let's get a cart.

336
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,420
My lady, choose your steed.


337
00:13:45,419 --> 00:13:51,419
No. No.
Oh, in your dreams.

338
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:54,420
( gasps )
Giddy up, horsey!

339
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,920
Whee!

340
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,290
All right, here we go, boy!


341
00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,749
Hi-ho, rainbow!

342
00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,329
( PA beeps )

343
00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:03,829
( clears throat )
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,

344
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,790
the 10,000th annual
Squire Blowout

345
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:10,920
is starting in... now minutes.


346
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,999
- Wait, what?
- Go!

347
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,330
Go, go, go!

348
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,380
Marco, giddy up!

349
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,710
- Whee!
- Aah!

350
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:20,420
Marco, I think
something's wrong

351
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,210
with the wheels!


352
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,619
Whoa! Ah.

353
00:14:24,619 --> 00:14:25,619
( knight laughing )


354
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,120
Here's my bolt, losers!

355
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120
( laughs )
Thanks for the head start!

356
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,960
What?

357
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,120
That old guy
sabotaged our cart.

358
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,040
( gasps ) They're gonna get
all the good items before us!

359
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,830
Marco, it's all good.

360
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,040
We'll get the good stuff.


361
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,290
Let's just try to have fun.


362
00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:47,789
See, fun!
Now, let's go!

363
00:14:47,789 --> 00:14:50,579
I am buying everything!


364
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,880
Whoo-hoo!

365
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,170
Okay, what is
item number one?

366
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,960
Item number one is,
uh, a chest plate.

367
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,380
We need a chest plate.

368
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,580
It's on aisle
eight point nine.

369
00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:58,789
Eight point nine,
got it.

370
00:14:58,789 --> 00:15:00,669
Yee-haw!


371
00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:03,670
Got mine!

372
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,210
( grunts )
I got mine.

373
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,040
I goo-goo got mine.


374
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,619
Hey, there's one left.

375
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,619
Almost forgot.

376
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:15,039
Have fun wearing my face.


377
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,620
Ha ha!

378
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,460
That Baby-Man ruined
the last chest plate.

379
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,040
I knew those squires
were up to something.

380
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,249
They don't want me
to have the good stuff.

381
00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:27,039
- Marco, I don't--
- Yes, I see it now.

382
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,380
I think you're making them out--

383
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,670
I've got it!
We'll outsmart them.

384
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,420
We'll just go out of order.

385
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,880
That way we can get ahead.


386
00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:35,249
Marco, chill.

387
00:15:35,249 --> 00:15:37,669
I don't even wear chest plates.


388
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,000
I just wanna
salvage my plan, that's all.

389
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,420
A great squire
is an organized squire.

390
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:50,879
Yes! We've beat
the other squires to it.

391
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,080
( gasps )
I want that one!

392
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,040
Uh, oh, uh.

393
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,210
Actually, Star, I did
the research on these guys,

394
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:00,879
and it came down to these two.

395
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,209
They each ranked highest
in their class

396
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,620
on safety, growth rate,
a knight horse power.

397
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,170
This one comes with an airbag.


398
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,420
So either of these
should be good.

399
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,500
Oh, okay.


400
00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,829
Well, I guess the airbag one.

401
00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,039
- Good choice.
- ( horse squeaks )

402
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,620
Okay, since we're right near
the dragon repellant,

403
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,080
I think we should--


404
00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:26,289
Hey, that's our
starter horse!

405
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,330
What?
I didn't take your horse.

406
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,290
I just saw you take it.
Now give it back.

407
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,250
Higgs, did you take
their starter horse?

408
00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:36,289
No, siree.
Unh-unh.

409
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:39,169
Are you calling my squire
a liar?

410
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,880
Uh, yes?


411
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,830
If you're calling
my squire a liar...

412
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,920
- Oh, whoa!
- Then you're calling me a liar!

413
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,039
Ugh, whatever, stabby dude.

414
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,249
Take the horse.
We don't need it.

415
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:54,290
Very well.


416
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:57,080
( blows raspberry )

417
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,120
Can you believe her?


418
00:16:58,119 --> 00:16:59,579
It's all right, Marco.

419
00:16:59,579 --> 00:17:02,209
I'll just pick out
another... one.

420
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:05,790
Ha ha!
Peace!

421
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,330
Are you serious?

422
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,500
It's okay, Marco.


423
00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,919
Listen, let's just
get back to your list.

424
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,039
Look, look, look, look, look.

425
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,209
There's the dragon repellant.


426
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,750
We need that, right?

427
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,830
( sighs )
Yeah.

428
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,209
Ugh, yep,
that's the stuff.

429
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,619
HIGGS:
Yoo-hoo!

430
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,580
- ( dragons growling )
- Oh, no.

431
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:33,750
( dragons growling,
Marco screaming )

432
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:36,119
Apparently, we've got dragons

433
00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:40,329
on aisle 14.2... again.


434
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,250
Shoo. Shoo.


435
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,420
( sighs )
This is not my department.

436
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:49,209
( coughs )

437
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,789
Uh, please get off.


438
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:53,210
( coughing )

439
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,500
Uh, whoopsie.


440
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,960
Did you mean to get this one?

441
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Easy mistake.
They look so similar.

442
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,709
( growling )


443
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,380
You wanna tell me why
you're being such a jerk?

444
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:07,580
Listen, wannabe, you think
it's easy being a squire?

445
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:11,461
All of my waking hours
I'm weaving chain mail,

446
00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,169
I'm always at my knight's
beck and call.

447
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:16,169
I've even learned how to
polish armor in my sleep.

448
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,170
But what did you do
to earn this job?

449
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,580
Oh, nothing.
It was handed to you

450
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,420
because you're the
princess' boyfriend.

451
00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:24,619
What? I'm not her boyfriend.

452
00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:26,289
Interesting.


453
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:29,920
Guess it was handed to you
out of pity, then, huh?

454
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,710
( growls )
Star!

455
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,120
- Marco!
- I'm here, Star.

456
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,039
- Under the dragon butt.
- Oh.

457
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,209
Scram, lizard.
Sk-Sk-Skidaddle!

458
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:41,080
Well, I think
that's enough fun

459
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,670
What say we call it
a day, Marco?

460
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,210
The sale's almost over,
anyway.

461
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,380
No! There's still
one thing left

462
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,959
Armor wax.
There's just one bottle left.

463
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,420
I called ahead to check.

464
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,790
We have to get it
before those other squires.

465
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,540
Uh, Marco, no offense,

466
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,250
but you're looking
kinda sweaty.

467
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,750
Like sweatier than usual.


468
00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:00,289
Hey, maybe let's just,
you know--

469
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,919
- Mount the cart!
- Okay!

470
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,500
( gasps )


471
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,580
Don't let them get that!

472
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,380
( both laughing )


473
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,330
( shrieks )
Marco!

474
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,620
Aah!
Oh, that's it!

475
00:19:23,619 --> 00:19:25,249
Aah!

476
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,379
Aah!


477
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,040
( laughs )
Yes!

478
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,539
( groaning )

479
00:19:37,539 --> 00:19:40,289
- Marco!
- What?

480
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,330
( groaning )


481
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:45,040
Oh, I didn't trip her
that hard.

482
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,250
What? She's faking it.


483
00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:49,329
( sighs )
Here.

484
00:19:49,329 --> 00:19:50,669
Ha, ha-ha!


485
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,460
Thanks for the wax, losers!

486
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,880
Let's check out.


487
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,750
Dude, you have
got to chill.

488
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,330
What? Why?


489
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,879
I'm just trying to get you
the best stuff.

490
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,420
I'm sorry.


491
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,250
I just really wanted
to show everyone

492
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,830
that I was truly worthy
of being your squire.

493
00:20:10,829 --> 00:20:13,459
But maybe I'm not
cut out for this.

494
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,500
Why did you appoint me
as your squire

495
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,920
I'm terrible at it.


496
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,080
I didn't get you any gear,

497
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,670
and you're gonna
look like a joke

498
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,420
in front of all
the other knights.

499
00:20:25,829 --> 00:20:28,329
Okay, first of all,
I am a princess.

500
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,330
So I'm gonna look great
no matter what.

501
00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:33,501
Second, I knew how excited you
were about coming back to Mewni

502
00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:35,250
so I bent the rules a little.


503
00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:37,289
I'm a princess,
not a knight.

504
00:20:37,289 --> 00:20:39,329
I don't need the stuff
actual knights need.

505
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,290
I've got, like,
a magic wand.

506
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,170
The whole point
of making you my squire

507
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,380
was so we could
hang out again

508
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,880
and just do silly stuff.

509
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,500
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,


510
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,119
only one minute remains


511
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,120
in this year's
Squire Blowout sale.

512
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,830
All right, come on.


513
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,460
Huh? But wait, wait, wait.

514
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,420
Marco, I just told you
I don't need the--

515
00:20:58,419 --> 00:20:59,669
I know, I know.

516
00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:01,329
Come on.

517
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,379
( indistinct chatter )


518
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:07,000
Got you this
really shiny shield.

519
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,960
Not shiny enough.


520
00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:15,329
( gasps )
It's beautiful!

521
00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:18,460
Hey, Marco, I challenge you
to a duel...

522
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,420
A duel of silliness!

523
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,540
I accept your challenge!


524
00:21:22,539 --> 00:21:24,789
( both exclaiming )


525
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,210
Hey, what do they think
they're doing?

526
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:29,540
That's not knight gear.

527
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,960
That's just silly,
random, fun stuff.

528
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,960
- Ugh.
- Clever squire.

529
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,709
Salami.
I'd never see that coming.

530
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:39,079
( groans )


531
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,500
Uh, did you really mean to grab

532
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,170
two of these defective
happy gnomes?

533
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,540
BOTH: Yes, yes, we did.


534
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,539
( both laughing )


535
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,170
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪

536
00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:57,330
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪


537
00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,420
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪


538
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,419
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪

539
00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:08,249
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪

540
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,830
♪ Evil won't deter her
No, sir ♪

541
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,249
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪

542
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,619
♪ Star Butterfly ♪


543
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,880
♪ She is a shining star ♪