In which Kervad meets Jeff, and he kills a Lich or something

<yzabtech> ==START==
<yzabtech> Another basilisk comes from the mountain.
<Kervad> "Another? How dangerous is this place?!"
<Kervad> Even still, I raise the nightbringer, trying to get on my feet again before it crashes down on me.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1 initiative.
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {19}
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+5
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {23}
<Kervad> going to restart the bot real quick. added !phb
<Kervad> !phb
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zfIuxFmrjKHAA2b0Jj7o2f0wAwz7Uv6CIo_zC35PIvs/edit#phb-2e
<yzabtech> whoa
<yzabtech> wizardry
<yzabtech> alright time to do this again
<yzabtech> The basilisk lunges in for a bit.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {13}
<Kervad> it misses.
<yzabtech> for a bite*
<Kervad> Just managing to get out of the way of the Basilisk teeth, I swing the nightstormer at it as it passes by.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {12}
<Kervad> and I don't react quickly enough.
<Kervad> I grit my teeth and end my turn.
<yzabtech> The Basilisk tries to bite you again.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> It can't pierce your armor.
<Kervad> I retaliate once more.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {3}
<Kervad> and miss horribly.
<Kervad> end turn again
<yzabtech> This really isn't working well.
<yzabtech> The basilisk tries to grapple you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7 for grapple check (i think)
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {24}
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 grapple resist
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {11}
<Kervad> yup. Here we are again.
<yzabtech> The basilisk ends its turn, as it doesn't have any other actions to use.
<Kervad> I don't bother to try getting out of the grapple, knowing full well I'm not strong or squirmy enough to get out.
<Kervad> I swing the nightstormer at the monster.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {13}
<Kervad> The staff connects, and a sharp sizzle results.
<yzabtech> The basilisk constricts around you to get back at you.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {13}
<yzabtech> But you don't feel a thing.
<Kervad> I continue stabbing, not wasting any time.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {15}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {16}
<Kervad> The second zap from the 'stormer brings up the nice scent of fried snake.
<Kervad> End turn
<yzabtech> The basilisk appears to be on its last legs.
<yzabtech> It constricts you again.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+7
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {17}
<yzabtech> !roll 2d8+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+2 --> [ 2d8=13 ] | {15}
<Kervad> I inhale sharply as it constricts enough to reduce my lung capacity. I think something might have broken.
<Kervad> Even still, I continue stabbing
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {21}
<Kervad> CRITICAL
<Kervad> !roll 4d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 4d6+5 --> [ 4d6=12 ] | {17}
<yzabtech> The basilisk explodes into
<yzabtech> Build Grist: 171
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 53
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 18
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 15
<yzabtech> Gain 75 XP.
<Kervad> Released, I land on one knee and both hands, gasping for breath.
<yzabtech> ((another one or no))
<Kervad> ((Lets go for it. I'm lucky rn apparently.))
<Kervad> I gulp down one of the potions I found previously.
<Kervad> !roll 1d4+4 health gain
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
<Kervad> I throw the bottle to the ground, still ready
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {11}
<yzabtech> The ground shakes.
<yzabtech> It looks like your fight's not over.
<yzabtech> "Now here's where the real fun begins," the Nightstormer whispers to you.
<Kervad> I just watch in response.
<yzabtech> A ghostly, skeletal being rises from the ground in front of you, and stares you down.
<Kervad> "...oh crap."
<yzabtech> ((do you want to roll for initiative again))
<Kervad> ((sure.))
<Kervad> !roll 1d20-1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {9}
<Kervad> :P
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {22}
<Kervad> at least that was the crit.
<Kervad> and not one of its attacks.
<yzabtech> The lich lets out an unearthly screech, and uses its psionic powers to try and push you away.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6 vs Reflex for a Force attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {8}
<yzabtech> whoops
<Kervad> Force is vs Fortitude?
<yzabtech> Fortitude*
<Kervad> cool
<Kervad> doesn't beat my 16
<yzabtech> nice
<Kervad> I run up to the mob, and attempt to strike a fleshy bit with the nightstormer
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {15}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=11 ] | {16}
<yzabtech> You hit.
<Kervad> Just barely managing to connect, I hear a satisfying zap.
<Kervad> end turn
<yzabtech> The Lich uses a major slot to summon some skeletons.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d2+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d2+1 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {3}
<yzabtech> Three of them.
<Kervad> "More?!"
<Kervad> so I guess they roll initiative.
<Kervad> and if they beat 9, they go before I do
<Kervad> Oh yeah, liches can attack twice when using at will if they spend a minor slot.
<Kervad> so that first round was valid.
<yzabtech> !3#1d20+4
<yzabtech> !roll 3#1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=2 ]{6}, [ 1d20=13 ]{17}, [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
<yzabtech> Only one of them hits.
<yzabtech> !roll 3d6+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d6+4 --> [ 3d6=15 ] | {19}
<Kervad> Screaming with pain as clearly posionous claws bite into my skin, I once again attempt to strike the lich.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+1 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {20}
<Kervad> !roll 2d6+5 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d6+5 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {15}
<Kervad> I then pull out a potion, and guzzle it.
<Kervad> !roll 1d4+4 healing
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
<yzabtech> The lich is on its last legs.
<Kervad> end turn
<yzabtech> The skeletons die.
<yzabtech> The Lich tries another force attack.
<yzabtech> !roll 1d20+6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {9}
<yzabtech> The force attack doesn't hit you.
<yzabtech> "This is it."
<Kervad> I face the lich: "F#$%. You."
<Kervad> Raising the nightstormer, I let my psionics build up until the amount of energy is unbearable. Focusing, I fire a single, concentrated bolt of lightning at the Lich. (Maximized Spell: Feedback - Minor Slot + Major Slot)
<Kervad> !roll 20+10 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<Kervad> !roll 1d1-1+20+10 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d1-1+20+10 --> [ 1d1=1 ] | {-8}
<Kervad> !roll 1d1+(-1)+20+10 tohit
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<Kervad> huh.
<Kervad> need to fix that.
<Kervad> In any case, 30 tohit.
<Kervad> 8 damage.
<Kervad> er, 9
<Kervad> 9 damage.
<yzabtech> "YES!"
<yzabtech> The lich gets struck with a massive bolt of lightning, exploding with an extremely satisfying "crack".
<yzabtech> The village is clear.
<yzabtech> Gain Build Grist: 507
<yzabtech> T1 Grist: 156
<yzabtech> T2 Grist: 48
<yzabtech> T3 Grist: 18
<yzabtech> T4 Grist: 11
<Kervad> I pant a bit, and open my eyes.
<yzabtech> And most importantly, 250 XP.
<Kervad> "That better be the last one."
<Kervad> !roll 1d8 hp increase
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {6}
<yzabtech> To the side, you see a figure in a black cloak and plague doctors mask sitting on a folding chair.
<Kervad> Suprised but not showing it, I stare at the strange figure.
<yzabtech> "Holy Kek, 🅱️ervad, no wonder why you're the Light player,"
<yzabtech> "Because that was lit fam 🔥🔥🔥🔥 XDDDDDD"
<Kervad> I blink
<Kervad> "Wha...what? Who are you?"
<yzabtech> "My nama Jeff and i'm basically a doctor 🙃🙃🙃🙃"
* Kervad 's brow furrows slightly, skeptical.
<Kervad> "Nightstormer? What do you think of this... fellow."
<yzabtech> NS: "It's him."
<yzabtech> NS: "He is... Jeff."
<Kervad> "Him?"
<Kervad> "Alright."
<Kervad> "So, what do you mean by 'light player'?"
<yzabtech> NS: "Nothing more, nothing less."
<yzabtech> Jeff: "You'll figure it out 🙃"
* Kervad makes a :/ face
<yzabtech> NS: "End my misery."
* Kervad looks back down at the nightstormer.
<Kervad> "You're in misery?"
<Kervad> At this moment, Kervad accidentally creates an At-Will emapthetic link with the Nightstormer.
<Kervad> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {20}
<yzabtech> The Nightstormer isn't in misery. It's just bothered by Jeff's existence.
* Kervad Looks back up at Jeff.
<Kervad> "So, what do you want?"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "To tell you you did good, and to find another guy here"
<Kervad> "Thanks, then;"
<Kervad> "Who is the other guy?"
* Kervad looks flatly at Jeff
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Kinda tall, wears glasses, a bit of a full goatee beard, not much hair, and every time he says something, techno jazz music starts playing"
<yzabtech> synth jazz*
<Kervad> "Never heard of them;"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Vsauce Michael?"
<Kervad> "Nope;"
<Kervad> *That name sounds dumb. Maybe a human thing.*
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Darn 🙁🙁🙁🙁"
* Kervad stares for a bit, before asking,
<Kervad> "Were you the one that sent all those monsters?"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "No, there's another guy that did that, but I'm not the one to tell you about them 🙃🙃🙃🙃"
<Kervad> "...Alright then; Anything else?"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Oh, yes, of course,"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Dank memes"
<yzabtech> Jeff: "Do you have any????"
<Kervad> Realizing that he's linked to the nightstormer, Kervad states, *This man is a lunatic.*
<yzabtech> NS: "I know."
<Kervad> Kervad just turns around, having been beat up by waves of monsters and not wanting to deal with this stupidity.
<yzabtech> Jeff: "I take that as a no, understandable have a nice day 🙃🙃🙃🙃"
<yzabtech> You blink, and Jeff isn't there anymore.
<Kervad> *He's gone. Wow.*
<yzabtech> NS: "So he is."
<yzabtech> ==END==