Gay

Since the beginnings of the universe, where time was merely a concept and where there was an abyss of nothingness, many have asked the age old question: "are traps gay?". Today, with our scientifical and mathematical advancements, paired with the high intelligence and logicallity of our species, the homosapiens, we will finally and certainly be able to answer the ever longlasting question.

Firstly, we must analyze what makes a person, or a pair of people "gay". From the high logicallity of our species, we can easily determine this by presenting the matter as a series of equations. In the equations below, "x" is a representation of the gender "male" and "y" is a representation of the gender "female", while the plus sign is a representation of sexual intercourse and the result of the equation is the "gayness" of the pair of homosapiens.

x + x = 100

From this equation we can see that two males having intercourse is 100% gay. We can then use this equation to solve for the gayness of one male.

2x = 100

x = 50

This shows us that one male is 50% gay. Another equation can be used to determine the "gayness" of two females having intercourse.

y + y = 0

We can see from this equation that two females having intercourse is 0% gay. This is because, we homosapiens have given 0% gayness another name, called lesbianism. We can then, again, find the "gayness" of one female by reaggaranging the equation, which - as a result - gives us 0% gayness.

Now, since two variables are found, we can then forumalte a new equation which gives us the "gayness" of a male and a female having intercourse.

x + y = (unknown gayness)

Then, by substituting in the values for x and y, we can solve for the unknown gayness.

50 + 0 = 50

Therefore, we can conclude that the gayness of a male and female having intercourse is 50%.

However, there is an unresolved problem with the "gayness" of two females having intercourse. If you imagine a unit circle, you will know that the four units of the unit circle on the x or y intercept is equal to:

0, 90, 180, 270, 360..... (degrees) (0=360)

or

0, pi/2, pi, 3pi/2, 2pi...... (radians) (0=2pi)

If you replace these units with the percentage of gayness up to 100%, you will find:

0, 25, 50, 75, 100.... (gayness) (0=100)

From this you can see that 0% gayness and 100% gayness is in the same spot in the unit circle, suggesting that lesbianism is 100% gay. This information will be useful later on.

Next, we need to add the element of "traps" into our equations. By definition, a trap is a crossdresser, who dresses up in the opposite genders clothing to trick people into thinking that they are the opposite gender. Traps are also usually feminine if they are born male, and more masculine if born female.

From this information, we can determine how to represent a trap as a variable in an equation. Since traps are crossdressers and usually have an abundance of hormones of the opposite gender, we can say that they are both genders. This is represented as: xy.

However, they are not actually half male and half female (which is actually transgenderism). The gender they actually are should be more predominant than the gender they are dressing to be. Since their birth gender is more predominant, the variable representing traps will change. The ratio of the femininity and masculinity of a trap is shown below:

                              Femininity : Masculinity
Traps born male: 1 : 2 Traps bon female: 2 : 1

This allows us to formulate an accurate variable for a male and female trap:

Traps born male (Male trap) = x²y

Traps born female (female trap) = y²x

Now, since we know the values for x and y, we can determine the "gayness" of traps by substituting in the values.

Male trap = 50² * 0

Male trap = 0% gay

Female trap = 0² * 50

Female trap = 0% gay

These results look shocking. However, there is a massive problem with it. The unit circle analogy of lesbianism is not applied to this. If we apply the unit circle analogy to the equation, the value of y will be 50 because:

y + y = 100

y = 50

Therefore if we substitute the correct value of y into the equation, it becomes:

Male trap = 50² * 50

Male trap = 50³

Male trap = 125000% gay

Female trap = 50² * 50

Female trap = 50³

Female trap = 125000% gay

From this, we can finally answer the age old question - are traps gay?

And the answer is, EXTREMELY GAY