Yang and Ruby go on an adventure

Whenever Yang was drunk, she felt like her mind was on fire. She felt like her legs and her arms and every other part of her were just burning up. She loved it. She loved feeling like the alcohol would turn her into ash, that she'd turn into a torch in the middle of the dance floor. She didn't drink to drown her sorrows, and she didn't drink for other people. She drank for that feeling.

So she spent her weekends drinking, and partying, and sometimes she'd bring a friend or two to a motel. Didn't really matter who, just anyone who tickled her fancy. Her teammates were very aware of what she got down to during the weekends. Well, at least Weiss and Blake did. Yang wasn't quite sure that Ruby understood it. The girl was just too innocent, too naive. Yang would have to fix that one of these days.

Yang woke up incredibly hungover. The last night had been particularly hectic. She drank a lot more than she usually did. The fire just wasn't burning as hot as it was the other nights, so she had to add some wood, too. Heh. Wood. She picked up the cutest little thing she could find and practically forced the little guy to come with her. Yang never did well with rejection, and she never lost.

It was the guy's first time or something, but Yang was very good at teaching. Really, the trick was just to give them a lot of alcohol and sometimes drugs, and then they just kinda went with it. When boys went with it, they suddenly became very, very good at sex. Sure, it was a tad bit morally reprehensible to be drugging your one night stand, but no one ever thought to press charges. Maybe because they never remembered much.

Yang realized that she had no idea what the guy looked like. She hoped he was hot. She rolled over to her conquest and ripped the covers off their body. Not bad. Fit enough, although pretty tiny. And they had the prettiest silver eye- oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Yang's felt like throwing up. She had just fucked her little sister, and from the looks of it she was pretty rough about it too.

Yang slowly pieced everything together. Ruby must've, like, come looking for her. She had no idea what her big sis had been doing all of this time, and she was curious. She probably asked Weiss and Blake, and they were too fucking awkward to tell her shit, so Ruby just followed her! "I must've been so drunk I thought she was a boy!"

The blonde suddenly felt nauseous and stumbled over to the motel's bathroom. "BLAAARGGGHHH." Yang's vomit smelled like half digested strawberries and... Ruby. Yang threw up again, and then twice more. She must've be hungry last night, huh?

"Alright, Xiao Long, think. What would Uncle Qrow do in a situation like this? He'd uh... he'd uh... he'd check to see if the drugs worked!" Yang knew her immoral drugging would come back to help her. She just didn't think it would be like this. "Okay, I need to pretend that everything is normal, take a deep breath and wash off this vomit. Then I can wake Ruby up."

One vomit and two showers later, Yang was ready. It all came down to this. If she plays her cards right, she'll have successfully saved Ruby's innocence from being tainted. But if, on the off chance Yang's dealer had given her a crappy dose, she'll have to take group therapy for the rest of her life. Yang slowly shook her sister up.

"Huh... uh? Where am I? Yang?" Score. Ruby didn't seem to remember much. Yang could do this. They didn't call her "Yang the Yanger" for nothing. Or maybe they did. She wasn't really sure what the nickname meant.

"Heya, Rubes." Years of lying to the FBI had let Yang become an excellent actor, and suddenly all fear and doubt vanished from her voice. "You kinda passed out on me, huh?"

"...I guess? Sis, I'll be honest, I don't remember a thing from last night." Ruby looked lost and confused. She must've been. For all intents and purposes, she'd just been assaulted. Yang felt a little bit of guilt. She had done  this to her little sister, the girl she had sworn to protect. Yang thought she was the one in the shitty situation, but it just occurred to her that her sister had it much, much worse.

This was no time for brooding, however, so Yang brushed those thoughts from her mind. "Yeah, you kinda just followed me to umm... a friend's house. Me and him were just hanging out, yeah. But you were just so tired, you fell asleep, so I took you to this motel."

Ruby looked slightly more conscious now. "...I remember now, kinda. He was the guy with the hat, right? The brown one?"

"..Uh, yeah! Brown hat guy. We've always been good friends." Yang hadn't realized just how potent her narcotic was. Ruby was literally making up memories to match Yang's story.

"I'm sorry, sis. I just wanted to see where you were going." Ruby had changed from groggy to guilty in a matter of seconds. The girl always did have a lot of energy.

"Don't worry about it! Brown Hat had things to do, anyways. You wanna go back to Beacon now? Put this all behind us."

Ruby's emotions flip flopped yet again. She was now incredibly cheery. "Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me!"

Twenty minutes later, Yang and Ruby were back at their dorms. It was still early in the morning, with the sun just beginning to rise. When they entered their dorms, their roommates were asleep. Good. Maybe this could all just be forgotten about, yeah? No harm, no foul.

"Hey, Ruby, I'm gonna go sleep for a little while. You wanna go hit the showers?" Yang just wanted to get away from her sister, just get some rest, and maybe drug herself to forget the whole thing too. She watched her little sister grab her tiny little shampoo and leave to go shower. Yang couldn't stop staring at her butt. The way it moved. It wasn't very big but it was juuustt- What the hell was wrong with her?

The dorm door closed. Yang took a deep breath. She was now just alone in her dorm room. She was fine, now. Everything had blown over. She could finally rest. "YANG XIAO LONG! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?"

"GAH!" The sudden screaming disturbed Yang's new found zen and she toppled from her bed onto the floor. "..WEISS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING!" The pale white heiress's eyes glared daggers into Yang.

"Wouldn't you like that to be the case! Now, I'll ask you again. What the hell are you doing coming from your favorite fucking time with your own little sister?" The heiress stood over the fallen Yang. From this angle, she was actually pretty intimidating. Not that Yang would let her know that.

"Chill, Weiss. Ruby came to the club and I took her back to the motel so she could rest." Despite how startled she was, Yang was still as good of a liar as she had always been.

"Y'know, Yang, you're a pretty good liar. Shame the thing that just dropped from you pocket tells a different story." Yang quickly glanced over to the floor next to her. Oh no. Her drugs.

"How do you know about-"

"About Rimensadoylin? It's a Schnee company product, you know. A 'mindbleach.' We were almost done with human testing until we realized that we had actually just made a fancier roofie. Millions of dollars of R&D, gone to waste." Weiss shook her head.

Yang's practiced lying suddenly fell apart. "But- but, that doesn't prove anything!"

"It proves that you've been drugging random boys, or you've been drugging your sister. Either way, you're a terrible person. I should turn you in to the authorities, see what they'd do with a criminal like you. But I won't. Under one condition."

"Anything, god, please, Weiss. Please." Yang got on her knees and did her best puppy dog face.

"Tell me exactly what happened last night."

So, Yang told the heiress everything. How she was really drunk. How she found a boy she liked and drugged him to fuck her good. How she woke up and found out that the boy was her sister. How she threw up and it tasted like half eaten strawberries and presumably what was Ruby's cunt. Weiss almost threw up herself after that last part.

"So, let me get this straight. You drugged a dude and it turned out to be your sister? Yang, that's disgusting, immoral and-" Weiss was interrupted by the woman of the hour herself walking back into the dorm. Ruby.

"Hey, uh, Yang? Can I talk to you for a second?" Ruby had changed from the happy girl she was less than fifteen minutes ago to the polar opposite. Now she looked afraid, mortified. Oh god.

"Yeah, sure! I'll get right back to your lecture in a minute, Weiss." Weiss watched Yang walk over to Ruby. The two started to whisper, and Yang turned pale. "Ruby, I'm uh.. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Can you bring me and Weiss breakfast?" Ruby perked up, nodded in the affirmative and ran off to the cafeteria. Yang walked back over.

"Hey, Weiss?"

"Sigh. Yes, Yang?"

"What if I told you if I forgot to get checked last weekend?"

~Fin.