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BallsOfFluff

The Basement

Mar 24th, 2012
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  1. >you are police detective Ano Mase
  2. >the best detective genericsburg has to offer
  3. >you are investigating reports of some psycho-killer
  4. >what warrants YOUR talents is that this guy kills his victims in a suit made of what appears to be stitched together fluffy pony pelts
  5. >his first victim was some fat bitch that lived underneath his apartment
  6. >after months of playing cat-and-mouse you finally have his location
  7. >An old abandoned meat processing plant on the docks
  8. >stealthy sneak in only to be greeted with a horrow show
  9. >all over the plant fluffy ponies are kept in cruel looking cages
  10. >"nee' air!" "wan out" "nee' poddy!"
  11. >the fluffy ponies in the cage are the lucky ones
  12. >from various meat hooks hang fluffy poines in different states of dismemberment, weakly mewling for help
  13. >you steady yourself, you can't help them now
  14. >you continue deeper into the plant and it only gets worse
  15. >the scent of burning flesh greets your nostrils
  16. >you enter a room in which fluffy ponies have been spitted and are being roast alive
  17. >the spits turned by other fluffy ponies on a large wheel chasing a stationary ball attached to a string
  18. >you vomit terribly for five minutes, it drowns out the screams
  19. >recovering from your involuntary protein spill you move to the deepest part of the plant
  20. >what greats your eyes would make a medieval inquisitor vomit
  21. >it makes you vomit too
  22. >sitting on a throne built from the bones of fluffy ponies sits the mad man laughing
  23. >to either side of him is a fluffy pony tied to a table with it's intestines being slowly pulled out via a crank device attached to the table
  24. >above him is a fluffy pony crucified and with it's chest cavity ripped open
  25. >below him there is a pit and what is in the pit sends you to the brink of madness
  26. >three adorable fluffy ponies have been joined together
  27. >Mouth-to-Ass forming a Fluffy Pony Centipede
  28. >the Fluffy pony in the front has been blinded
  29. >the second pony in the abomination is missing it's ears
  30. >the third has had part of it's skull removed and replaced with clear glass
  31. >the murderer gets up glaring at you with a smile that could freeze hell
  32. >"Do you like my Garden heheheh?"
  33. >silently you stare at the monster, preparing to end him
  34. >"Surely you enjoy the fruits of my work?!"
  35. >he picks up a fluffy pony and quickly snaps it's neck
  36. >ripping the head off he quickly consumes the fluffy ponies latent magic
  37. >"I HAVE THE POWER!" he screams just before you double-tap his ass
  38. >spend three hours scouring the meat plant for survivors
  39. >those ponies you could not help you pistol whip until they are free from their pain
  40. >come upon the last room and sigh tiredly, it has been a long night and the repeated scenes of gore have taken their toll on you
  41. >you turn the handle and immediately hear a small wail of terror
  42. >chained to a dead fluffy pony is a remarkably unhurt fluffy pony
  43. >as you approach the pony she cries and urinates
  44. "no huwt pwease! no huwt pwease!" she babbles at you
  45. >you kneel down and pet her cooing softly and manage to remove the collar after 15 minutes
  46. >"newh fwend?" the malnourished fluffy pony looks up at you
  47. >you smile softly and nod taking her outside and you stand on the edge of the docks, overlooking the sea and contemplating the madness of man
  48. >fluffy pony looks around excitedly and sees her own reflection in water
  49. >"newh fwend NEWH FWEND!" she screams and leaps from your arms right into the ocean
  50. >fluffy pony drowns
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