Skinwalker FAQ

Q: How come you put forth all this effort to seem unfriendly? It's really off-putting.
A: That's the point. A lot of people here think they're sly and smart for being manipulative cunts. I simply don't have time for that. Now, if you're a genuine person and PM me despite this, depending on your approach you may find me far less abrasive. It's all about effort. If I see you putting forth effort to act like a real person i'll treat you like a real person.

Q: Why couldn't you just have a normal mage/master like (insert character here)?
A: Because no matter how hard I tried, the available types of magic did not click with me. So, I created something new that did and that I was comfortable with. I'm not sorry if you don't like it, as that's not my problem. It's yours. Go find someone else who writes the same character (hint: you won't) or shut up. I'm not here to cater to your wants and needs and never will be.

Q: (insert unoriginal insult here pertaining to the character choice, face claim, or typist)
A: Welcome to my block list, faggot.

Q: Why doesn't your character have a servant listed?
A: Because the grail won't choose a skin-walker as a master. Ever. They're not 'real' mages for a reason and both the association and the grail itself knows this. Either you go find one and form a contract with them specifically, or you don't. And as of writing this she doesn't have one. If you have a problem with this, by all means, approach me with a viable solution or go away.

Q: How come your character doesn't have a name listed on their profile?
A: Read the Navajo folklore and legends pertaining to skin-walkers and you'll understand why. And I know you bitches munleak/meta. I'm not going to risk having my fun spoiled because you're a disappointment.

Q: Why do you always use that face claim?
A: Preference. Why are you a bitch?

Q: I don't like crossovers and your character is clearly a crossover character because (insert bullshit reason here)! You shouldn't be allowed in (insert room here) because they're too similar/look like (character)!
A: Go back to elementary school and retake every English class up until college because you clearly can't fucking read, are dyslexic, or are just retarded. You probably can't write a character worth ass if you're coming to me with this thinking you're right. I know how to write characters and build good stories from the ground up. You on the other hand? Not so much. Go back to eating glue or fucking drink bleach.

Q: Will your character date mine?
A: I don't know. Ask her, not me. I'm not my character. But I can tell you right now if you don't have the balls to ask the answer is going to be no.

Q: What fetishes do you have?
A: Why the fuck are you asking? If you need to ask, we probably don't like the same things.

Q: What are you looking for?
A: Surprise me if you're confident you can.

Q: Is your character's real name ___?
A: Most likely not.

Q: Is skin-walker magic hereditary?
A: No, upon becoming a skin-walker you can no longer have children. Skin-walkers are always sterile/infertile.

Q: Will you adopt my character?
A: Absolutely not.

Q: How do you become a skin-walker?
A: Go try to speak to the Navajo. They won't tell you- so what makes you think I will?