[FR]A Slow CYOA (UPDATED)

I'll be putting story notes on the bottom as soon as the Adventure is finished
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>A Day of Possibilities in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Wake up
>Do the Triple-S and head downstairs
>Settle in for a bowl Appuljax
>tap-tap
>You open the door
>It's the yellow menace, Fluttershy
>She's wearing a sombrero, with maracas in her wings
>She gives them a shake
>"Arriba! H-hola, ese. Ees...umm"
>She shakes the maracas again
>"Was....umm"
>Her wings droop
>"Oh fiddlesticks, where was I going with this again?"
>She stares at the floor and begins mumbling to herself

What do?
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Rules:
1. No rules
2. This will be a slow adventure
3. Yes.
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>Unlucky for Fluttershy, you know a bit of Spanish
>From high school
>9th grade
>10 years ago
Arriba Fluttershy! ¿Cómo estás hoy? Parece que tienes otra arriba suposición fetiche esta mañana. Dime, ¿has dormido todavía? Sé que a veces te quedas despierto toda la arriba tratando de pensar en un nuevo fetiche y siempre te sientes arriba todo el día siguiente.
>She stares at you
>She scratches her head with a maraca
>"I-is that a yes for the sex?"
No.
>You close the door and go back inside to eat
>Your cereal has gone soggy
>You throw it, bowl and all, outside the window
>"OW!"
>You want to look outside to see if they're hurt
>But you're also pretty hungry

Who did you hit? What do?
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>You recognize that purple and over the top yell
>It's Rarity
>She's sitting down, rubbing her flank
>You really want to get some more cereal
>But she does make your clothes for you
>You decide to ask if she's okay
You okay, Rar?
>"I'm fine, I suppose. I was coming over to drop off your new pants when something hit me. Ow."
>Oh right, your cereal bowl
>It's half-buried in the ground behind her
>She's still rubbing her flank
>A lightbulb goes off in your head
Well Rarity, try to look on the bright side!
>"Bright side?"
Yeah, just think of how much worse this could have been if you actually laid off the bonbons this year!
>"Laid off the bonbons? What's that sup-"
>She stops rubbing her flank
>She gives it a poke
>It jiggles
>She turns a suprisingly deep shade of red
>And raises her hoof, probably not for a high five though

What do?
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>You raise your fist for a bump
>So nice of Rarity to take appreciate your genius
>-THWAK
>Ow
>You can see Rarity's ass jiggle a bit from the blow
>She sees you staring
>She turns even redder and smacks you again
>THWAK
STOP!
>She rips a tree branch down with magic
>Using it to cover her ass, she runs off
>"DON'T LOOK AT ME-HEE-HEE! I'M HIIIIIDEOUS!"
>Ponies stare at her as she goes by
>Then trace her path back to your house
>They don't seem to happy
>You close the window
>Could have gone worse
>But now your face hurts
>Your only cereal bowl is dirty and covered in butt particles
>And you're still hungry

What do?
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>You give up on the quest for cereal
>You begin the quest for Sugarcube Corner
>Ponies who saw the Rarity incident glare at you
>Probably just jealous of your humor
>You get to Sugarcube Corner
>Pinkie opens the door before you can even touch the handle
>"Hey Nonny-nonny!"
>She whisks you into a seat before you can get a word in
>She gropes you as she does so
>No one seems to notice
>You do though
>Damn ponies
>"Here's a menu! I'll be back in a minute for your order~~!"
>You read the menu
Donut + Coffee; Cream and Sugar
- 2 Bits

Chef's Special: Pinkie's Ass + Sausage (Human)
>Those are the only items on the menu
>Tough Choice
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>You've never ordered food by yourself at a diner
>You always went with your dad
>Or, occasionally, your uncle Horsefucker
>Plus, this is a diner in another dimension
>Is this "coffee" the same as what you call coffee back home?
>You don't know
>You flag dow-
>"Having trouble choosing, Nonna-llama?"
HOLY HELL.
>She looks a bit upset
I'm just having trouble reading the menu?
>She cocks an eyebrow
>"Oh you silly billy, no need to read when Pinkie Pie is at your side! You'll get a Chef's Special."
>She takes your menu
>"Wow! I sure rhymed a lot back there, huh?"
>She heads back into the kitchen
>Surely, she doesn't mean to serve you her ass
>Right?
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>A minute later
>The food comes out
Oh god
>Two pink globes rest on the plate
>They look a bit furry
>Each has three balloons painted on
>Or, at least, you hope it's painted
>Resting between them is a rather suggestive looking sausage
>You instictively pat yourself to make sure it's not your sausage
>Safe
>Pank is looking at you eagerly
>"Aren'tcha gonna try it?"
I'm not sure where to start.
>How would you eat an ass anyway?
>Heh
>You slice off a part of the right cheek and take a bite
>Pinkie is staring a hole into you as you do so
>The taste is indescribable
This is amazing!
>You wolf down the rest of the meal
>She giggles
>"Thank's Anon! I just knew you'd like Pinkie's Sass!"
>Sass?
>Oh thank god
You need to work on your writing, Pinkie.
>"What do you mean?"
...nothing. Thanks again!
>You pay for your meal and head out
>You are no longer hungry
>Your face is still a bit sore

>You have gained a Hole

What do?
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>Full of good food, you decide to take a trip to the spa
>A nice massage should help you digest
>And take your mind off your face pain
>As you walk to the spa, you see Rarity jogging around the town
>She looks like she's been running for hours
>Ain't no amount of wiggle will cure that jiggle though
>Soon, you arrive at the Spa
>Bulk checks you in
>Apparently, you're going to be with a new masseuse
>You do the usual spa do-ery and put on a towel
>You lay on the table
>Through the face-hole, you can see a pair of yellow hooves
>Oh no
>It's Fluttershy
>"Greetings, Mr. Moose, are you ready for your massage?"
>Weird, she's not acting nervous at all
>"Thank you for putting your antlers away before we began, they could have gotten in the way"
>Ah
>She doesn't know it's you
>You could have some major fun with this...

>Your face is still a bit sore
>You still have 1 Hole

What do?
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>Fluttershy begins her massage
>She's pretty good
>As much as you hate to admit it
Mmmmm...
>But as relaxing as this is, you have a duty
>A duty to make this mare as uncomfortable as possible
>You remember the Hole Pinkie stared into you
>You grab it and try to place it under Fluttershy
>But it turns red and snaps back into your hand instead
>Fluttershy has started work on your shoulders
>Developed to a mighty hunch by years of shitposting back home
>"Oh my! You have so much tension here, Mr. Moose!"
>It feels great
>But you can't let yourself be lose this opportunity
>...right?

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-Hole (1)
-Clothes
-Wallet
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>You throw on a moosey accent
>This massage is worth having
>Plus maybe you can get some dirt on her in the process
>You use your well-honed social skills to ply her for info
So, do you come here often?
>Smooth
>"Oh no, I just finished my training yesterday. You're my first client!"
>First customer? Interesting
>You feel the tension in your hunch go away as she kneads your shoulders
First customer? But you're so gooooood at this~mmm
>A small moan escapes your lips
>You see Shy shuffle her legs
>"Oh stop, you."
>This is getting bad
>Any longer and you might actually find yourself enjoying this

What do?

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-Hole (1)
-Clothes
-Wallet
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>A quick bit of mental gymnastics confirms you do have enough to pay for the spa trip
>And this sinful massage
>Oh baby
>Your mighty hunch has been kneaded down into a shape nature intended for you
>You gain 3 inches in height!
>Unfortunately, you also gain a few inches down below...
>"Time to massage your front, Mr. Moose."
>Oh no
Any reason why?
>"Well there was soo much tension on your shoulders that it must be affecting your front as well..."
>She reaches a hoof under your stomach to begin flipping you
O-oh
>This is bad
>If this were Aloe or Lotus, they'd be polite and ignore your accidental growth, or wait till you calmed down to continue
>But this is Flutter"Put your dock in my sock"Shy

What do?

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-Hole (1)
-Clothes
-Wallet
-Boner(Temp.)
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>You quickly shuffle your hands around beneath the towel
>Fluttershy notices this
>"Mr. Moose! Please restrain yourself!"
>Using her wings, she pulls your hands from the towel
>And then she flips you over
>"Now pl-...Anonymous?"
>You nervously swallow
Hhhheyyyy...
>Her wings shoot out farther than you've ever seen before
>They even twitch a bit
>Without another word, she rips the towel from your crotch....
>To find nothing
>No shaft, no balls.
>Smooth like a Ken doll
>"B-but the dick! Where is the dick?!"
>You shrug
Dunno.
>She huffs in frustration and reluctantly finishes the massage
>She may not be happy, but you feel great
>As you get dressed, you readjust your Hole
>You head outside
>It's midafternoon
>You hike up your pants to seize the rest of the day
>But as the cloth brushes your crotch, you noticce a problem
>Your wang is missing

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-Hole (1)
-Clothes
-Wallet (20 Bits Remaining)
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>Being dickless isn't a good look for you, so you decide to head to Twilight's
>If anyone knows where your dick is, it's probably her
>You hope
>As you head to the treecastle, you can see Rarity still jogging around the town
>Determined mare, that one
>You can just barely hear her heavily panting as she plods along
Heh.
>You get to the treecastle, and kock on the door
>-knockknockknock-
>"Just a minute!"
>You hear faint steps from behind the door
>You also hear a faint fluttering behind you

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-Wallet (20 Bits Remaining)
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>You turn to see what's fluttering behind you
>"Hey Anon!"
>It's Rainbow Dash
>She drops down between you and the door
>"I've been looking for you all morning! What happened?"
Oh you know, ju-
>You feel a rumbly in your tumbly
>You need to find a toilet
>At this moment, the door opens
>It's Spike
>"Hey-hey, Anon! What's up?"
Not much, can I just go i-
>Rainbow Dash gets between you and the dragon
>"Woah now, I was talking to him first!"
>The rumbly feeling gets worse
>You need to get on that porcelain throne
Excuse me, gu-
>"Um, I think he knocked before he started talking to me, thanks."
Rainbow? If you could move, I have to-
>"Well I was talking to him last, so he should finish talking to me first."
I-
>"Now now, Dash, we shou-"
>Fuck this
I NEED TO COME INSIDE, RAINBOW DASH
>You yell
>Spike and Rainbow stop arguing and stare at you
>You feel a brown sensation in your pants
>You hear a yellow scream in the distance
>You force your way past the two
>You get to the toilet in time to save your pants, but your underwear has fallen

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-Clothes
-Wallet (20 Bits Remaining)
-Soiled Underoos
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>You dump your undies in the trash and exit the bathroom
>Rip, Underoos
>Spike and Rainbow are still by the door
>Spike is waving his arm in Rainbow's face
>And Blue Fast is a surprising shade of red
Hey Spike, have you seen Twilight?
>"She's upstairs, Anon. Why?"
>He starts snapping by her ears
I just got a bit of a minor magic emergency. No big deal, I hope.
>Spike is starting to put pencils in Rainbow's face
>"Okay, dude. I'll be here if you need me."
>You turn and head up the stairs
>Inside the main library are Twilight and Starlight
>They are chatting about some magic stuff
Hey, Twi, can I ask you something?
>"Hmm? Oh, just a second Anon. Have a seat!"
>You take a seat
>As you sit, you notice Trixie next to you.
>She looks a bit shook up
You okay, Trixie?
>Trixie snaps up and adjusts her hat
>Weird that she's not wearing her cape though
>"Hmm? Oh, yes, Trixie is uhh...fine."
>"SHH!"
>Starlight and Twilight shush you in unison and get back to reading

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>It's been a hot minute
>Twilight and Starlight are still deep in conversation
>Trixie is still sitting and waiting patiently for something
>And you're still dickless
>Might as well have some fun
Psst. Trixie.
>"What?"
>You cradle her face
I never realized how gorgeous and purple your eyes are...
>She gets a faint blush
>"E-excuse me?"
>You draw her in closer
They're so much more purple than Twilight's...I get hard just thinking about them...
>Her blush deepens
>"I-I-I"
>Her hat starts slowly lifting up off of her head
>She quickly pulls it back down and readjusts it
>"STOP IT! F-f-lattery won't get you anywhere, you jerk."
>"SHHH!"
>Twi and Glim seem a bit more peeved now

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-Wallet (20 Bits Remaining)
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>You stand up
>Take in a deep breath
>And yell
TWILIGHT I GET THIS IS A LIBRARY AND ALL...
>Twi and Glim stare at you, mouths open in shock
>You make large, sweeping gestures with your hands
BUT I'VE GOT A BIT OF A PROBLEM IN NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND MY DICK
>You make an exaggerated motion to your crotch
>Then repeat it to make your point
>On your way back up, your hand smacks off Trixie's hat with a *paff
>"M-MY HAT! DON'T LOOK!"
>Naturally, you look
>Glimmer gasps
>Twilight chuckles
>Trixie's scrambling to try and cover up her horn
>But you see it looks different
>It's not blue, and it looks fleshy.
>Good News: You have found your dick
>Bad News: It's somehow Trixie's horn

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-Hole (1)
-Clothes
-Wallet (20 Bits Remaining)
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>To reassure yourself, you pat your crotch
>No horn
>The relief you feel is short-lived, since your dick is still on Trixie's forehead
>"Soo, I didn't know you two were a couple?"
>Twilight waggles her eyebrows suggestively
>Glimmer chuckles
>You roll your eyes
>Trixie somehow manages to turn an even deeper shade of red
>You explain your day and how you dick disappeared at the spa
Can you help, please?
>Starlight surrounds your 'horn' in her aura
>It stiffens a bit
>Gross
>"Well, it seems like your 'horn' replaced her horn somehow"
No shit.
>Glimmer glares at you
>"But, I can't seem to find where her horn went"
>Trixie leaps at Starlight
>"PLEASE, TRIXIE CAN'T DO MAGIC WITH THIS HORN! ALL IT DOES IS SHOOT GOO EVERYWHERE!"
>Twilight steps in at this point
>"Okay, I can place a kind of beacon on it from here. All I need is for you to show me your Hole, Anon."
>From outside you hear air whipping by very fast
>And then a soft *pomf*

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>Obliging, you show Twilight the Hole
>Her eyes sparkle as she prods its edge
>"Fascinating..."
>She snaps back from her daze
>"Do you have any bits?"
Yeah, sure.
>You hand her a bit
>She takes the bit and casts a spell on it
>Then she drops it into the hole
>After a moment, you feel your wallet vibrate a little
What the hell?!
>Twilight claps excitedly
>"Hah! It worked! It worked! Now the principle should be the same with Trixie."
>Before she can react, Twilight plucks a hair from Trixie's mane and repeats the procedure
>"OWubwubwub"
>Trixie vibrates a little, then stops
>A big smile spreads on Twilight's face
>And she passes out, tongue hanging out
>Glimmer rolls her eyes
>"Anyway, as you get closer to Trixie's horn, wherever it is, she'll start to shake more and more."
>"What?"
Great!
>You scoop Trixie up and turn to the stairs
>But you freeze at the top
>At the door, you see Fluttershy tangled up in Spike, Rainbow Dash, and a load of pencils

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-Wallet (19 Bits Remaining)
-Trixie
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>When Fluttershy sees you, she squeaks with joy
>"Oh thank goodness Anon, I was worried Rainbow Dash had seduced your sweet monkey di-"
>Her joy turns to despair when she sees Trixie under your arm
>She grabs some pencils from Dash's hair
>"L-let go of m-my man, you wh-meanie"
Fluttershy, I'm holding her.
>"Last warning."
For what?
>You hear a whizzing noise, and find yourself agaisnt the wall
>A pencil is sticking through your shirt into the wall, just barely below your armpit
Fluttershy, what the hell!
>"She's brainwashed you, my love!"
>Ugh
>You don't have time for this
>You pull away from the wall and remove Trixie's hat
>You scratch behind her ear, causing your member to rise on her forehead
>Grody
>You then take aim and yank her tail
>"AAAAH~!"
>A torrent of "goo" surges from her horn, blasting the unsuspecting ButterHush out the door and into the street
>You can hear her mindlessly babbling in ecstasy
>Gross
>You pick up Trixie again and replace her hat
>She seems embarassed for some reason
>And then you walk out the front door to find her horn

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-Wallet (19 Bits Remaining)
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>Passing by the goo coated pony, you head onto the road
Alright, where to first?
>You jostle Trixie a bit
>"Ahb..aaaaaaa...."
Applejack's it is!
>You make your way to Sweet Apple Acres
>Rarity seems to have stopped her jogging, since you don't see her while you walk
>She did manage to run a small path into the dirt, though
>Trixie makes a "wubwubwub" noise now and then as you head to the farm
>Applejack doesn't seem to be anywhere on sight
>Granny Smith is napping on the porch
>Trixie's "wubbing" increases ever so slightly

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-Wallet (19 Bits Remaining)
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>You approach the porch
>Granny stays asleep as you get closer, mumbling something about timber wolves and apple bandits
>Trixie's wubbing increases slightly
>Her face has also lost most of its redness now
>"Anonymous? Wubwubwhhere have you taken Trixie? Have you found her horn yet?"
Not yet, but I think it might be somewhere on the farm. I was going to ask Granny if we could take a look around.
>Trixie tries to squirm away
>"Why ask? Let's just find it and get back to Starlight already!"
>You tighten your grip on the blue mare
Granny? Graaaanyyyyy Smiiiiith....
>She continues snoring
>You poke her
>"mhmmem, cornflabbing timber wolves...mm"
>Loads of help, this one is
>You poke her harder
>"MHEHHE-oh hello dearies, are you here to visit Applejack?"
>"Trixie doesn't wubwubwubwant or need t-"
>You clamp your hand over her mouth before she says anything else
No, Granny, we were uhhh wondering if you had seen anything strange lately, like Timber Wolves. Twilight wants us to look for droppings and stuff
>"Well, can't say I have, but if it's for a friend of Applejack's, then you're welcome to take a look around. Just lock up after yerselves."
>You and Trixie beam with excitement
Thanks, Granny!
>"Mman mrammy!"
>You now have access to the farm!

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-Clothes
-Wallet (19 Bits Remaining)
-Trixie
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>You figure that the best place to start your search will be the Crusader Clubhouse
>Those fillies somehow always manage to get a hoof into weird situations
>Inside the Clubhouse, however, you see none of the Crusaders
Huh. Must be busy.
>You set Trixie down and the two of you begin to search the clubhouse
Find it yet?
>"NoWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB"
>She vibrates hard enough to throw her off balance for a moment
>"My horn! It must be near!"
>She starts digging deeper into the art supplies and toys
>From outside, you can hear a familiar chant
>"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FREELANCE INVESTIGATIONS! YAY!"

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-Wallet (19 Bits Remaining)
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Aw crap. hide!
>You grab Trixie and dive beneath the art supplies
>"Anon! Please, now is hardly the time for this!"
What? Now shh! The girls are going to find us if you're not quiet.
>You hear the -clippy clop- of tiny hooves coming up the ramp
>"But weren't we given permission by the elderly one to look around?"
>The door creaks open
>She has a point, but you're already hiding, so you figure you might as well commit
shhhhhh....
>The noises stop
>"Alright girls, let's go over the facts!"
>Oh right, they said something about investigating earlier
>"Fact 1: My sister was out jogging when somepony poked her butt!"
>That one must be Sweetie Belle. She's squeaking mad.
>"Fact 2: Rarity doesn't have a watch, so we don't know when the poking was done."
>Scootaloo, she sounds calmer than Sweetie, but just as serious
>"And Fact 3: Whoever did poke your sister was blue, and we know that since they left behind their horn!"
>Trixie begins WUBBing intensely beside you
....no fucking way.
>She bursts from the pile of arts and crafts and rips off her hat
Oh no
>The girls scream and run, but they aren't fast enough to avoid another tidal wave of "goo"
>Your mouth opens in horror, but no screams come out
>Trixie collapses to the floor
>"Anon...quick...my horn"
R-right!
>You grab Trixie and her horn and race from the treehouse
>As you near the gate, you hear a loud
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpe!"
>And the fast thudding of angry hooves

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>While you're sure you could explain it was Trixie that covered the CMC in "goo", you decide that it still wouldn't change their response too much
>So you run
Dammit Trixie!
>You haul ass to the other side of town, trying to find a place where you can escape the Apple Family's Wrath
>Twilight's House? No, AJ would probably head there first
>Rarity's? She doesn't like you right now for some reason
>As you pass by Fluttershy, blowing bubbles in the puddle of "goo", the perfect hiding place comes to you
Of course!
>You adjust your grip and Trixie and beat feet to Fluttershy's cottage
>You hop the fence, confident no one would find you here
>"Anonymous! Twilight's house is back that way! I  need my horn back to do my performance!"
You'll still get to your show on time, maybe! This is all your fault anyway!
>You throw the door open and slam it behind you, collapsing to the floor from exhaustion
>The thundering hooves of the Apple clan pass by without stopping
>You and Trixie heave a sigh of relief
>You are safe
>-thump thump-
>...Or maybe not

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>You peek out the window to look for the source of the thumps
>And are greeted by a brown ass
Eww
>The ass begins talking
>"Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions."
What?
>The ass turns into a more recognizable face
Oh, hey Discord! I'm just
>"Running away from Big Mac because you ejaculated all over his younger sister and her friends?"
>Yes
No.
>He laughs
>"Don't worry Anon, I could really care less. What I'm more interested in..."
>He snaps his fingers and Trixies hat comes off
>Your pants come down as well
>"...Is how you plan to consumate your union with Fluttershy while your love-tackle is busy with another mare?"
Well, it
>You feel your voice stop in your throat
>"Again, I don't care how. But I would be willing to remedy your little situation if you do me a favor."
>Starlight already said she would offer to fix this
>But the evening is coming fast, and you'd rather not see your dick try to perform magic
>What to do?

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>"Oh joy! You'll do me a favor!"
>Discord dances with glee
I never said that.
>"Sure you did! You implied it in the reply to the last post."
...Post?
>Discord frowns
>"Nevermind. Look, all I need you to do is tell Starlight that real communism would have worked."
>He snaps his fingers, and you feel a shuffle in your buffle
>Your dick has returned!
>You open your pants to check on your big little boy
>And see Trixie's horn
Why!?
>"To make sure you do it right. Chop chop!"
>Another snap of his fingers
>And you're in front of the Library

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>Fluttershy is still absent mindedly babbling in the goo
>Which by now is more mud than semen, really
>You and Trixie walk into the Library
>Spike is angrily picking up pencils
>"Why do I have to pick these up? Rainbow was the one who touched them last."
Hey Spike.
>Spike stays staring at the floor, collecting pencils
>"Hey Anon. Star said to tell you she'd be upstairs when you got back."
>Excellent
>You and Trixie make your way up the stairs
>You push open the door of the library
>Twilight is still passed out on the floor
>Glimmer is sitting by the table, drinking some tea
>"Hey guys! Did you find her horn?"
Well...
>You had spent all day hunting down her horn
>And now the window opens for you to get it removed
>And to get your dick back where it belongs

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Alrighty gang. It's been a wild day for Anon. How will his adventure end?
I'll do one or two more "Choose" style posts after this, then close the adventure with a normal style green.
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We found it, but I think real Communism would have worked.
>Glimmer sets down her tea
>She starts massaging her temples
>"Did Discord tell you to say that?"
>No
Yes.
>"Ughh"
>She trots off to a small pile of books, carefully looking through them
>"I swear, I don't even know what he's getting at with that. I've never used a Communism in my life! Whatever they are..."
>She stops at a book with a red cover, flipping it open with her hoof
>"Okay, now where's the horn?"
>You drop your pants
>"Ah. Well don't worry Anon, I'll fix your horniness in just a second."
Hehe.
>She rolls her eyes
>"Oh shut up. Trixie, your hat please."
>Hat meets pants on the floor
>"This won't hurt Trixie, will it?"
>"No." She casts the spell, magic envolping both your horns
>It hurts like hell
>But you finally have your dick back.
"I missed you so much!" You and Trixie cheer in unison, trying in vainly to smack lips to your respective appendages
>Starlight seems annoyed
>"Yeah yeah, now if you'll ecuse me I'm taking the fainting goat here to the doctor."
>Starlight unceremoniously drags Twilight out the door and down the stairs
>You decide to stop trying to suck your dick when your neck starts to hurt
>Trixie looks like her tongue is about to cramp
So, that was fun, I guess.
>You rub your neck, to relieve the pain and the awkardness of having your dick stuck to a magician's head for the past few hours
>Trixie clears her throat with a -heHMM-
>"Anon...Trickthie'th show thtarth in a little bit. In cathe you want to thee it, that ith. I could care leth if you come."
>She doesn't really look at you while she asks
>You wonder why that is

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>You already spent most of the day with her
>What's another hour going to do?
Sure.
>"Eckthellent! I thall thee you there!"
>She pulls something from her hat and throws it at the floor
>Smoke fills the room
>You hear a yelp and a thud from outside the window
>You shrug
She'll be fine.
>You help Spike pick up a few pencils before you head out
>You decide to invite him along with you
>A small crowd of ponies is gathering near the town square
I guess that's where the show is, huh Spike?
>You should have asked for directions
>But luckily, it turns out to be for Trixie's magic act
>You could tell by the big potrait of her face flanking the stage
>You drop a few bits in the admissions bucket and look for a seat
>One says "RESERVED FOR H.M.D."
>How that name caught on with the ponies, you'll never know
>So you sit there
>Spike waddles up and takes the seat beside you
>"Thanks for bringing me, Anon."
No prob, dude.
>The spotlights dim
>A firework explodes in the sky, a picture of a pony doing a "shush" gesture
>"LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS! PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MINDS BLOWN AND YOUR DISBELIEF SUSPENDED BY THE AWE-INSPIRING ILLUSIONS OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!!" booms a voice from behind the stage
>A cloud of smoke appears of stage, and Trixie appears in the center of it
>"NOW, FOR HER FIRST ILLUSION, TRIXIE REQUIRES A VOLUNTEER!"

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>None of the ponies raise their hooves
>So you decide to raise yours
>Your hand, not your hoof
>Trixie does a flourish with her cape
>"YES, YOU THERE. APPROACH THE STAGE IF YOU DARE!"
>She sets the birm of her hat lower to shade her eyes
>You swear you can hear a pony faint as you head onto the stage
>Trixie twirls her hoof around
>"Now, what is your name?"
But you know my name.
>She lets out a little laugh
>"Sounds like we have a bit of a lush here, folks!"
>The crowd laughs
>It wasn't even that funny a joke though
>"But don't you worry, you, The Great and Powerful Trixie has a surefire cure for intoxication!"
>Another wave of her hoof, another cloud of smoke
>And this time, a box appears on a table
>It's got a hole in the front, and two on the side
>And a split across the center
>"Please, if you would enter the box?"
Uhh, okay?
>You and Trixie head over to the box
>Trixie opens the lid
>Inside is Fluttershy
>Trixie's voice falls to a harsh whisper
>"What are YOU doing in THERE?!"
>"Umm...w-waiting for Anon to s-split me down the middle?" she stammers back
>Trixie shuts the lid and looks at you
>The spotlights hide it from the audience, but there's a glimmer of panic on her face
>"What do?!?"

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>You have an idea
Don't worry.
>You give Trixie a thumbs-up
>"I don't know what that means!"
>You turn the table around
LADIES AND GENTLE COLTS
>You open up the box
>Hoist Fluttershy up by her withers
THIS BRAVE PONY HERE HAS VOLUNTEERED TO BE CUT IN HALF!
>You hear gasps and ooo's from the crowd
>"How did she get there?" "Magic, I guess." "Wow!"
>You shoot Trixie a raised eyebrow
>Trixie returns it
>"N-nono, I said SPLIT in half, Anon." Fluttershy stutters
>"It's all the same to the blade dear" Trixie replies
>You and Trixie fix her into place
>Close the lid
>Fluttershy is threatening to shake the box off the table
>From under the table, you grab the blades
>You hand Trixie one, keeping the other for yourself
>You take your places on either end of the box
ARE YOU READY, MISS LULAMOON?
>The crowd is murmuring excitedly
>"TRIXIE IS READY, ASSISTANT. ARE YOU READY, VOLUNTEER?"
>Everypony moves to the edge of there seats
>"NO I'M N-NOT!"
ONE...
>"TWO..."
>"THREE!", screams the crowd in response
-SHINK-
>"OH GAAhahahaa..." Fluttershy passes out
>The crowd gasps
>You and Trixie pull the box apart to show she's seperated
>Then push it back together and remove the blades
>You throw open the lid, unfortunately destroying The Hole Pinkie gave you in the process
>And hoist out an unscathed Fluttershy
>How Trixie did this trick with actually sharp blades is beyond you
>But the crowd is loving it
>"YEAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>Trixie calls a first aid pony to take Fluttershy off the stage
>You head back down to your seat
>But Trixie stops you at the steps
>"So, do you wanna help with my next illusion?"
>You'd never put on a show before
>But you don't hesitate to answer
Sure!
>You were feeling adventurous today anyway.

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Story Notes: So this was a bit of a first for me in many respects. I've never run a CYOA, and I'm still fairly unfamiliar with how to present choices in an intriguing manner, as you could probably tell. Guess it's a good thing I don't DM for my rpg group, then.
Since /mlp/ is a relatively slow board, Flutterrape especially so, I tried to blend together responses that didn't directly contradict each other as seen in the encounter with Rarity being checked on and then made fun of. (I was hoping that somebody would suggest checking on Rarity at some point during her furious weight-loss jog around town, however it did lead to the CMC being covered in goo, so I guess some good came from it.)
As for Discord, I had intended him to fix Anon and then warp you to Fluttershy as soon as Anon got fixed to give her the dock, but I figured that attaching Trixie's horn to Anon's crotch would maybe open another window of choice.
I think ultimately the blending lead to the slowing of responses near the end. But nevertheless, this certainly was a fun learning experience to have. And a rip roaring excuse to bump the thread while providing some kind of content.