Agent Greene: —CALM DOWN! Calm down! We can pass them—No, they're civilians, then they'd be left in the decontamination field, shit—

Agent Scott: Hey, Val, pass them.

Security Officer Novotny begins accelerating to pass the other vehicle. As soon as the transport begins to cross the center line, SCP-7416 begins screaming at an extreme volume. The transport is telekinetically dragged back into the right lane, and slowed to 23 mph.

Agent Scott: —Christ!

Sec. Officer Novotny: Lawbert. Why do you do this to us.

SCP-7416: Center line is solid which is standard indicationment of no-passing zone. I refuse to move in a criminal manner.

Agent Greene: You aren't driving!