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[08:51] Oishi (oishislbot): hello
[08:51] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Hello Oishi.
[08:51] Angel Fencer (ender.leven) is offline.
[08:52] julianne.japan (iamjules1): i wan boyfrine
[08:52] julianne.japan (iamjules1): i want boyfriend
[08:53] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): lol
[08:53] Torric Rodas: I luv ewe long time
[08:53] Vhelvet Himura (reio1682): ☆:**:. мυнαн-αнα .:**:.☆
[08:53] Oishi (oishislbot): okay i am back
[08:53] Oishi (oishislbot): woah lagging like loco here
[08:53] Torric Rodas: only if yer puter is 20 yrs old
[08:53] julianne.japan (iamjules1): im new
[08:53] julianne.japan (iamjules1): im 19
[08:54] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): Julianne ? No you don't want a boyfriend just yet
[08:54] Oishi (oishislbot): lag is slowly stoping
[08:54] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): You are new
[08:54] Oishi (oishislbot): no i been here a while
[08:54] julianne.japan (iamjules1): yes i do want a boyfriend
[08:55] julianne.japan (iamjules1): yesssssss
[08:55] Oishi (oishislbot): just didnt play here much
[08:55] julianne.japan (iamjules1): true true
[08:55] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): You're better off staying single.
[08:55] Oishi (oishislbot): so any old sl folks here
[08:55] julianne.japan (iamjules1): right
[08:55] julianne.japan (iamjules1): haha why
[08:55] Oishi (oishislbot) whispers: if so ever heared of the second life green lanterns?
[08:56] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): It's not waht you think it's like, Jullianne
[08:56] Oishi (oishislbot): i used to be a member of it
[08:56] julianne.japan (iamjules1): i can dointhat
[08:56] Oishi (oishislbot): :)
[08:56] julianne.japan (iamjules1): i wanna be a wife
[08:56] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): They will only alt up and pork the next one they find
[08:56] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): WHY?!
[08:57] Oishi (oishislbot): julianna please go to a dating sim
[08:57] Oishi (oishislbot): not here
[08:57] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Yes Duck lol
[08:57] julianne.japan (iamjules1): lmao
[08:57] Oishi (oishislbot): altho its moderate
[08:57] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): Let some guy come to you. And go from that ?
[08:57] Oishi (oishislbot): so i dont think its bannable XD
[08:57] Oishi (oishislbot): not by LL
[08:58] simay4sl: hiiii
[08:58] Second Life: Entering god mode, level 250
[08:58] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): asking for a bf is not bannable
[08:59] scottsthot: hiiii everyone x
[08:59] Oishi (oishislbot): hi
[08:59] scottsthot: how's your dayyy
[08:59] Torric Rodas: try beating that McQueen
[09:00] Torric Rodas: she must be on the toilet again
[09:00] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): Getting a little crowded here
[09:00] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): No I was typing something
[09:01] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): I had the highscore last time
[09:01] Ozgott: can someone send me some stores landmarks, if possible
[09:01] simay4sl: can someone send me some lindens, if possible
[09:01] Nancy Braveheart (xxxnancy.braveheart): Hello Oishi, Hows you
[09:01] Torric Rodas: we have 70 stores here in london city
[09:02] Torric Rodas: just walk down the road
[09:02] Ozgott: thanks
[09:02] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Please don't ask for money
[09:03] simay4sl: im just kidding
[09:03] Billy Arentire: yeah, don't be askin for money unless oyu are really good in bed and willing to put out
[09:03] simay4sl: i am good in bed
[09:03] simay4sl: lol
[09:03] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): Sorry Billy
[09:03] Billy Arentire: mhm
[09:03] Billy Arentire: says you
[09:03] simay4sl: but ill be bad to you
[09:03] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): oh
[09:04] Billy Arentire: first, no need to apologize Duck, I know you don't swing my way
[09:04] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Which is why you'll stay poor then
[09:04] Billy Arentire: second, sims is 165 days old and should know better than to beg for money
[09:04] Torric Rodas: not even after half a lemonade shandy like most straight men?
[09:04] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Yes
[09:04] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): I dont Billy, but there are plenty who do
[09:04] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): so you'll be fine :-)
[09:04] Billy Arentire: I know, Ive had most of them
[09:04] Torric Rodas: I can cope with "I must of been drunk" if it makes you feel better
[09:05] Torric Rodas: are you off the toilet yet coffee?
[09:05] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): I cant even recall the last female I had in SL
[09:05] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): I wasn't on the toilet
[09:05] Torric Rodas: oh
[09:05] Billy Arentire: cope? I don't even want to have conversation
[09:05] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Oh no duck
[09:06] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): was years ago
[09:06] Billy Arentire: oh crikey, sima is a female av.......blrugh
[09:06] Torric Rodas: well coffee is up for a bit of bump and grind Duck. And she'll put you up in the zed bed afterwards
[09:06] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): lol
[09:06] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Don't be rude
[09:06] Torric Rodas: so I had this idea....
[09:06] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): it would only ruin our friendship
[09:06] Torric Rodas: we build a church ....
[09:06] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): ok..
[09:06] Oishi (oishislbot): hi hello torric
[09:07] Oishi (oishislbot): nice to meet you
[09:07] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): and it is by choice by the way
[09:07] Torric Rodas: but it has a phantom floor... and when they walk into the church they fall through it into a pit of animesh lions
[09:07] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): I do get the occasional offer of poseball fun times
[09:07] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Nope, don't like that idea.
[09:07] Oishi (oishislbot) whispers: ave
[09:07] Torric Rodas: why not?
[09:07] Billy Arentire: and I know where to get the lions
[09:07] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Because Church isn't meant to be like that.
[09:07] Oishi (oishislbot): need to enable my gestures
[09:07] Oishi (oishislbot): XD
[09:08] Torric Rodas: pfft. killjoy
[09:08] Billy Arentire: it isn't meant to be, but sometimes it is
[09:08] Oishi (oishislbot): there
[09:08] Billy Arentire: you ever been to a Southern baptist church?
[09:08] Oishi (oishislbot): sorry my avi is ughly ik
[09:08] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): At the end of the day, this is your gaff, so you do what you like lol
[09:08] Oishi (oishislbot): i nerver payed a dime for it
[09:08] Oishi (oishislbot): so i aint mad
[09:08] Billy Arentire: poor Coffee Queen. Plase stop picking on her
[09:08] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): lol
[09:09] Torric Rodas: well we need a church.. maybe next to the elise banx care home for the criminally insane?
[09:09] Billy Arentire: we all have different belief systems, no ones is right or wrong
[09:09] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): You had that Church before.
[09:09] Billy Arentire: lets focus on the naughtiness instead
[09:09] Torric Rodas: yeah but it burnt down when I entered
[09:09] Oishi (oishislbot): wait billy is torric's bf/gf right?
[09:09] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Have one of them places of worship that is open to all faiths.
[09:09] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Like they do in hospitals, like a chapel
[09:09] Billy Arentire: things like.....do you have any mesh underpants Duck?
[09:09] Oishi (oishislbot): i seen him on the sandbox area's owner list
[09:10] Torric Rodas: yeah coffee
[09:10] Oishi (oishislbot): coffee is best
[09:10] Torric Rodas: she's not as green as she is cabbage looking that one
[09:10] Billy Arentire: who?
[09:10] Duck™ (duckduckimatruck): I am trying to give them up Billy
[09:10] Torric Rodas: this ruth
[09:10] Billy Arentire: isn't interested in anything pink polkadot has to say
[09:10] Billy Arentire: give them to me Duck
[09:10] scottsthot is online.
[09:10] Billy Arentire: but before you do, lets havbe you model them
[09:10] Oishi (oishislbot): yay someone friended me
[09:11] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Oishi, may I ask you a question?
[09:11] Oishi (oishislbot): yes?
[09:11] Oishi (oishislbot): oh gosh darn irl
[09:11] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Why are you over 2000 days old and got a newbie avatar?
[09:11] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): oh right.
[09:11] Billy Arentire: cuz its a troll
[09:11] Billy Arentire: trollllllllllllllllll
[09:11] Oishi (oishislbot): no
[09:11] Billy Arentire: trrrrrrooooooollllllllllllll
[09:11] Oishi (oishislbot): i just nerver worked on it
[09:11] Billy Arentire: !
[09:11] Billy Arentire: mhm
[09:11] Billy Arentire: yeah
[09:11] Billy Arentire: sure
[09:12] Billy Arentire: and Im the fucking Queen of Sheba
[09:12] Torric Rodas: in 7 years you never worked on it. this is someone I'd like to get to know. Energized
[09:12] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): You can get a free mesh on in the freebie store there you know.
[09:12] Oishi (oishislbot): i am also an member of the second life lanterns
[09:12] Billy Arentire: why is this creepy child lookin up my shorts
[09:12] Oishi (oishislbot): this might be not my main account as i am here to do some work
[09:12] Vhelvet Himura (reio1682): you are a light source Oishi?
[09:13] Billy Arentire: then get on with it
[09:13] Oishi (oishislbot): yes
[09:13] Oishi (oishislbot): well not an actual lantern
[09:13] Oishi (oishislbot): but part of there defence group
[09:13] Oishi (oishislbot): i remember meeting them on there sandbox 5 years ago
[09:13] Torric Rodas: its prolly an alt of that guy who had his dick removed and went nuts
[09:13] Billy Arentire: oh honey, you need to work on your act
[09:13] Torric Rodas: kota?
[09:13] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): Oh yes
[09:14] Torric Rodas: it was into the laterns
[09:14] Avatar Voter 0.07 shouts: Billy Arentire has started a vote to decide if oishislbot is an interesting person (thumb up) or a bore (thumb down)!
[09:14] Second Life: Now leaving god mode, level 250
[09:14] Billy Arentire: that 4k day old Candian noob is watching with interest I think
[09:15] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): lol
[09:15] Avatar Voter 0.07 shouts: The majority has spoken, oishislbot! You're hereby declared... A BORE!!!

[09:15] Avatar Voter 0.07: Since you've really hit it off, oishislbot, here's a complimentary shower of love...
[09:15] Torric Rodas: heh
[09:15] Avatar Voter 0.07: ... and now, results in hand... you were voted off.
[09:15] Coffee Queen (coffeequeen68): LOL
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[09:19] Janice (dovelinejanice): Hello Vhelvet