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Dry Bowser and Toadette's Raft Stinks

Mar 8th, 2019
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  1. Dry Bowser was trying his best to build a raft with Toadette, but the skeletal reptile was being pestered by Toadette farting constantly, with the two being around the sugary waters of the Sweet Sweet Canyon as they were planning to go down the river of syrup. How and why did they plan to go down this river was a question for another time, but the duo decided to explore the canyon of sweets more to appreciate the vast expanse of sweetly themed pastries.
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  3. "Kid can't you put a cork in your butt or something?" Dry Bowser grumbled as he noticed his bones were starting to get crusted from being exposed by Toadette's fart fumes.
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  5. Toadette was fanning the air as she tried to hold up the hammer she was using to nail in the raft, giggling in an embarrassed tone while facing Dry Bowser. "Oh DB, I'm sorry, I can't help it! I always get farty when I'm feeling an emotion!"
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  7. Dry Bowser: (while rolling his eyes) So you're telling me that your mind is in motion with your bodily functions? (trying to finish polishing up the raft)
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  9. Toadette: (simultaneously farting and peeing herself) Err, I guess you could say that! (feels a stomach rumble and burps loudly)
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  11. Dry Bowser huffed as he brushed his red hair, proceeding to finish putting the final touches to the raft as he got in. Toadette was quick to jump in too, but her farts were so deep in sound and stink that it caused the raft to sink right into the water, with the two popping their heads out as Toadette giggled out of embarrassment as Dry Bowser snarled at her, with carbonated flatulent bubbles popping up all around the fart filled fungi female.
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