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  1. 07:26 <fishmunster123> you ever try to bang dick? i know i would
  2. 07:26 <fishmunster123> agreed
  3. 07:26 <fishmunster123> would be flattering
  4. 07:26 <ChikOfDestiny> Lol fishmunster123 I thought you said you were at road rage.
  5. 07:27 <fishmunster123> i was. you clinging on to them was you trying to bang them?
  6. 07:27 <ChikOfDestiny> What did it look like to you?
  7. 07:28 <fishmunster123> looked like you were clinging on to a lifeline
  8. 07:28 <fishmunster123> i dont know though, you told me to fuck off and go away
  9. 07:28 <fishmunster123> as a brown man, im not legally allowed to own a pressure cooker
  10. 07:28 <ChikOfDestiny> I did not say that!!!
  11. 07:29 <fishmunster123> so did you succeed?
  12. 07:30 <ChikOfDestiny> Me succeed?? Someone succeeded!
  13. 07:31 <ChikOfDestiny> You shush.
  14. 07:31 <fishmunster123> no one wants to go to canada
  15. 07:31 <ChikOfDestiny> I don’t know how to like tactfully answer those questions. I think we were being pretty obvious.
  16. 07:31 <fishmunster123> aslo, kinky
  17. 07:32 <fishmunster123> *also
  18. 07:32 <fishmunster123> PeenWeinerstein you are a God among boys
  19. 07:32 <fishmunster123> so who was the meat in the sandwich?
  20. 07:34 <ChikOfDestiny> Idk man
  21. 07:34 <ChikOfDestiny> I’m not gonna go into detail like that
  22. 07:34 <fishmunster123> haha
  23. 07:35 <fishmunster123> !k Norseman
  24. 07:35 <ChikOfDestiny> I don’t care honestly! But like I’m just me.
  25. 07:35 <ChikOfDestiny> Pics. Lol
  26. 07:36 <fishmunster123> youre a stripper too?
  27. 07:36 <ChikOfDestiny> Of course not!
  28. 07:37 <fishmunster123> oh
  29. 07:37 <ChikOfDestiny> I’m very comfortable with my place on the madonna-whore complex scale
  30. 07:38 <fishmunster123> haha oh where on the spectrum are you?
  31. 07:38 <fishmunster123> good call. ban yourself rsterling
  32. 07:39 <ChikOfDestiny> Idk where honestly, but wherever I am on it, I’m good with it
  33. 07:39 <fishmunster123> atta girl
  34. 07:40 <fishmunster123> LA is a soulless and godless place where morality or decency has no meaning
  35. 07:41 <ChikOfDestiny> “It” is singular. I’m moving back to LA y’all.
  36. 07:42 <fishmunster123> where is the cyst?
  37. 07:42 <ChikOfDestiny> Idk what’s up with LA and poly or whatever. I’m not even thinking about what that’s supposed to mean. I’m just doing whatever the fuck I want.
  38. 07:42 <ChikOfDestiny> The_Zoo: google it. It’s very interesting. Basically the idea of how women need to be sexually appealing but pure
  39. 07:44 <ChikOfDestiny> It’s legit super interesting
  40. 07:44 <ChikOfDestiny> She’s one of my best friends
  41. 07:45 <ChikOfDestiny> I don’t want to go speaking for anyone or anything like that.
  42. 07:46 <fishmunster123> nah, no goss
  43. 07:46 <ChikOfDestiny> It’s been goss for months lol.
  44. 07:46 <fishmunster123> has it?
  45. 07:46 <fishmunster123> i miss all this shit
  46. 07:47 <ChikOfDestiny> I mean people bring it up often enough.
  47. 07:47 <ChikOfDestiny> There’s no cuckery y’all quit with that!
  48. 07:48 <fishmunster123> no
  49. 07:48 <fishmunster123> she was suggesting that there were multiple sessions
  50. 07:48 <fishmunster123> who knows
  51. 07:49 <fishmunster123> no
  52. 07:49 <fishmunster123> a failed poly
  53. 07:49 <ChikOfDestiny> I think the pet name he likes to use is thruple lol
  54. 07:50 <fishmunster123> no, dude attempted and failed, thats why hes a loser. pulling it off is something different
  55. 07:50 <fishmunster123> ahahah
  56. 07:51 <ChikOfDestiny> There is certainly no more room!!!
  57. 07:51 <ChikOfDestiny> That was actually really funny ComradeHuctro
  58. 07:51 <ChikOfDestiny> I wouldn’t call this extracurricular my dude
  59. 07:52 <ChikOfDestiny> Yes
  60. 07:53 <fishmunster123> well shiiit
  61. 07:54 <ChikOfDestiny> I mean for Christ’s sake y’all, he literally kissed 80s girl and then me two seconds later in front of the whole bar after the show
  62. 07:55 <fishmunster123> so 80's girl is the prime wife, and youre number two then?
  63. 07:55 <fishmunster123> all women are lesbians
  64. 07:56 <ChikOfDestiny> I figured the number two joke wouldn’t escape me
  65. 07:56 <fishmunster123> hahahaah jesus, i didnt even realize i did that
  66. 07:56 <ChikOfDestiny> For the record, I wouldn’t be involved if that were the case
  67. 07:56 <fishmunster123> the lezing out?
  68. 07:57 <ChikOfDestiny> The being a number one or two
  69. 07:57 <fishmunster123> word
  70. 07:57 <ChikOfDestiny> He goes very far out of his way to at least try not to make us feel that way.
  71. 07:57 <fishmunster123> the IRC is sacred
  72. 07:58 <ChikOfDestiny> Lmao, I think he’s been dying to talk about it for a very long time
  73. 07:58 <fishmunster123> yeah of course
  74. 07:58 <fishmunster123> who wouldnt
  75. 07:58 <ChikOfDestiny> I was the one who didn’t want to
  76. 07:59 <fishmunster123> how the jews are taking over
  77. 07:59 <ChikOfDestiny> Yeah The_Zoo it’s not a huge deal but people are gonna be interested it’s fine.
  78. 07:59 <fishmunster123> the muslim caliphate
  79. 08:00 <ChikOfDestiny> As of last weekend, exactly a year.
  80. 08:00 <fishmunster123> interesting
  81. 08:00 <ChikOfDestiny> Yes :)
  82. 08:01 <fishmunster123> are you retarded?
  83. 08:01 <fishmunster123> its a three way mutual thing
  84. 08:01 <fishmunster123> hahahahaah
  85. 08:01 <fishmunster123> !k The_Zoo
  86. 08:01 <ChikOfDestiny> Nope.
  87. 08:01 <fishmunster123> no
  88. 08:02 <ChikOfDestiny> I didn’t say that
  89. 08:02 <ChikOfDestiny> Well because they’re both asleep and I’m making statements on my own.
  90. 08:03 <fishmunster123> hahahaha
  91. 08:03 <fishmunster123> FIF
  92. 08:03 <ChikOfDestiny> Although it’s been made clear several times that I’m the one who cared about keeping things quiet, it still seems shitty to spill everything while they’re sleeping
  93. 08:04 <ChikOfDestiny> Peach was never involved.
  94. 08:04 <ChikOfDestiny> She’s known for a bit
  95. 08:04 <ChikOfDestiny> A few people have known.
  96. 08:05 <fishmunster123> im assuming when she came on to them
  97. 08:05 <ChikOfDestiny> There wasn’t anything to find out
  98. 08:05 <ChikOfDestiny> She was there
  99. 08:05 <fishmunster123> gigantic you really are retarded
  100. 08:05 <fishmunster123> also, stop jerking off
  101. 08:06 <fishmunster123> absolutely
  102. 08:06 <fishmunster123> what times it over there man?
  103. 08:06 <ChikOfDestiny> [[[Dyc3Three]]]: you and your fucking dream last summer
  104. 08:06 <fishmunster123> late night, all alone in a liqour store
  105. 08:06 <fishmunster123> haha
  106. 08:06 <ChikOfDestiny> I was like well who the fuck told him?!
  107. 08:06 <fishmunster123> what was your dream??
  108. 08:06 <ChikOfDestiny> Of course I did!
  109. 08:07 <ChikOfDestiny> I just didn’t answer.
  110. 08:07 <ChikOfDestiny> I saw it immediately. And then you asked again
  111. 08:07 <dickbit> LET IT BE KNOWN: [[[Dyc3Three]]] has the power of god and anime on his side
  112. 08:08 <fishmunster123> again, never did that
  113. 08:08 <ChikOfDestiny> Oh dick changed his mind on shit all he time
  114. 08:08 <ChikOfDestiny> Changes*?
  115. 08:09 <ChikOfDestiny> He may have poked fun at maddox for it. I think he called it “weird” a long time ago. But yeah. He doesn’t care about flipping his opinion
  116. 08:10 <ChikOfDestiny> (It’s a little weird)
  117. 08:10 <ChikOfDestiny> But whatever
  118. 08:10 <fishmunster123> banging two cooperative hot women seems like a good enough reason, provided they dont come with double the headache
  119. 08:11 <ChikOfDestiny> Maybe wait till they’re awake
  120. 08:11 <ChikOfDestiny> As a favorrrrr
  121. 08:11 <fishmunster123> dont do it man
  122. 08:11 <fishmunster123> thats the point of the IRC
  123. 08:11 <ChikOfDestiny> 80s girl and I provide plenty of headaches don’t worry
  124. 08:12 <fishmunster123> you do that, and i will make it a mission to have you banned
  125. r/TheDickShow - Listening to episode 107 of TBPITU and congratulations to Maddox
  126. 15 votes and 8 so far on reddit
  127. 08:13 <ChikOfDestiny> Hahaha
  128. 08:13 <ChikOfDestiny> I literally don’t care. They don’t either. But let em wake up a little gentler than that
  129. 08:14 <ChikOfDestiny> If any of us didn’t want y’all knowing we wouldn’t have been carrying on so
  130. 08:14 <fishmunster123> !q 1488
  131. 08:14 <dickbit> #1488 - We must secure the existence of our channel and a future for IRC users.
  132. 08:14 <ChikOfDestiny> Dicks been dropping hints like mad for months
  133. 08:14 <fishmunster123> posting shit that goes on in the IRC damages the IRC
  134. 08:14 <fishmunster123> its not about you
  135. 08:15 <fishmunster123> i cant be the only one that thinks that
  136. 08:15 <fishmunster123> changes what?
  137. 08:15 <ChikOfDestiny> Go watch the dick show album live stream he did. When there was a lyric about polyamory, look at the face he makes to 80s.
  138. 08:16 <ChikOfDestiny> There’s a million little comments and looks
  139. 08:16 <ChikOfDestiny> Just go look
  140. 08:16 <ChikOfDestiny> Well to be fair, it just sorta happened outside of that
  141. 08:16 <ChikOfDestiny> Both and either?
  142. 08:17 <fishmunster123> they look like a nice handful
  143. 08:18 <ChikOfDestiny> Well for one, there’s no cans shaming 80s girl to dick.
  144. 08:19 <ChikOfDestiny> I don’t remember who said that.
  145. 08:19 <ChikOfDestiny> But he loves the way they look. They fit her body perfectly. :|
  146. 08:20 <ChikOfDestiny> She and I are like exact opposites on everything. And he enjoys both.
  147. 08:20 <ChikOfDestiny> No, I still live in Texas. I’m really trying to get back to LA as soon as possible
  148. 08:20 <ChikOfDestiny> My life needed some wrap-up in Texas
  149. 08:21 <ChikOfDestiny> Too normal
  150. 08:22 <ChikOfDestiny> He’s intentionally normal
  151. 08:22 <ChikOfDestiny> It’s not his natural state. He’s got some stories
  152. 08:23 <fishmunster123> agreed
  153. 08:23 <ChikOfDestiny> He kinda tells stories here and there. I don’t need to
  154. 08:23 <dickbit> Latest update to The Dick Show Patreon: [LIVESTREAM] Episode 109 Monday 1PM PST
  155. 08:24 <ChikOfDestiny> Like his “I don’t remember my first kiss” thing
  156. 08:25 <ChikOfDestiny> Well here’s some more beans. 80s girl and I really love to sing The Used at the top of our lungs like we’re really mad about shit
  157. 08:26 <ChikOfDestiny> Limp Bizkit too
  158. 08:26 <fishmunster123> hey i did it all for the nookie
  159. 08:27 <fishmunster123> youre throwin karmas around for fucking limb bizkit?!
  160. 08:27 <fishmunster123> *limp
  161. 08:27 <ChikOfDestiny> And she’s got a really smug asshole sense of humor that’s just the best
  162. 08:27 <fishmunster123> you are
  163. 08:27 <ChikOfDestiny> Hell no*
  164. 08:28 <asno> She was a little stand offish when I met her back in Chicago. I couldn't tell if it was a bit or not
  165. 08:28 <ChikOfDestiny> Don’t ever compare her to maddox
  166. 08:28 <fishmunster123> i dont know
  167. 08:29 <fishmunster123> they are both getting fucked by dick
  168. 08:29 <ChikOfDestiny> Not a bit. I know from experience now the shows are hard to be like perfect for everyone as a character in the show
  169. 08:30 <asno> I have a Casper. Probaby not big enough for 3 though.
  170. 08:30 <ChikOfDestiny> I’m positive she didn’t mean to be standoffish....
  171. 08:30 <fishmunster123> i dont think your ass is in any danger
  172. 08:30 <asno> ChikOfDestiny: I think she was trying to be funny, but it wasn't working lol. I was also like 25 beers deep
  173. 08:31 <fishmunster123> so hows your family feel about this ChikOfDestiny123:
  174. 08:31 <ChikOfDestiny> Just to warn y’all though... he’s not a huge fan of lewd comments being made about us by other men. Just him.
  175. 08:31 <ChikOfDestiny> If you ever ask him anything about it
  176. 08:31 <fishmunster123> the only women we talk about fucking is each others mothers
  177. 08:32 <fishmunster123> were respectful that way
  178. 08:32 <asno> ChikOfDestiny: so I should go blow up your ig with lewd comments?
  179. 08:32 <ChikOfDestiny> My family is an issue
  180. 08:32 <ChikOfDestiny> But so is my whole life. Please don’t do that asno my mom is such a pain in he ass when people do that 18
  181. 08:33 <ChikOfDestiny> I don’t care how old you are your parents can still be a pain in the ass
  182. 08:33 <fishmunster123> 7 years no
  183. 08:34 <ChikOfDestiny> Yeah that’s true. I’m hoping I can avoid being cut off from my family
  184. 08:34 <asno> ChikOfDestiny: I wasn't planning on it but I'd like to blow up your moms ig now
  185. 08:35 <fishmunster123> probably cause of your rampant anti-semitism
  186. 08:35 <ChikOfDestiny> This is all very weird to them as you can imagine
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