$name : Fortune Cookies
$author : ok
$description : generates a random inspirational fortune
$amount : 1
$button : Open another fortune

$will
will
shall
must
may

$find
find
happen upon
search to find

$today
today
tomorrow
this week
this year

$the
the
[an]

$thing
horse
frog
boat
ocean
lake
river
spider
penguin
cow
lamb
cat
crab
donkey
rock
stone
panda
koala
angel {30%}
space kraken {1%}

$adjective
integrity
adversity
kindness
destruction
chaos
divinity
order
wisdom
philosophy
terror
enlightenment
invigoration
spinning

$verbed
inspired
blessed
confused
devoured
consumed
destroyed
lifted
spun
invigorated
wise
enlightened
satiated

$verbs
inspires
blesses
questions
devours
consumes
destroys
lifts
spins
invigorates
teaches
enlightens
drinks

$verb
inspire {noun:inspiration}
bless {noun:blessing}
question {noun:mystery}
devour {noun:hunger}
consume {noun:consumation}
destroy {noun:destruction}
lift {noun:lifting}
spin {noun:spinning}
invigorate {noun:invigoration}
teach {noun:wisdom}
enlighten {noun:enlightenment}
drink {noun:saturation}

$fortune
The [thing] of [adjective] [will] [verb] [the] [thing].
You [will] [find] [verb,as noun] from a [thing] [today].
You [will] [verb] [the] [thing] [today], and this [will] make you feel [verbed].
You can [lead|show|guide] [the] [thing] to [an] [thing], but you cannot force it to [verb].
There are [verbed] [thing][s], you simply must [verb] a [thing] to find them.
[Verbed] is he who [verbs] [an] [thing], for they can [verb] [the world|nations|kingdoms].
The [old|young|infernal] [thing] [will] [verb] only ones who [verb] the [thing][s].
[Adjective] and [adjective] are the touchstones to [adjective].
[adjective]. {1%}