FEF Character Back Burner

Lazarus "Laz" Graves: http://pastebin.com/4UNGrbaD
Laconic: A married ex-thief who has to pick back up old tricks after his death.

Titus "THE King" King: http://pastebin.com/ZczNU5EK
Laconic: A corpulent self-proclaimed "Bandit King" who aims for a crown and glory.

Rhett Knight: http://pastebin.com/6WLFnLwj
Laconic: A warrior of song and axe, self-proclaimed skald and seeker of the Axe Apostles.

Zyahual Tochcatl: http://pastebin.com/YJRG9nWR
Laconic: A swordsman from a strange land with a reality defying disbelief in magic.

Darion "Xoddahs" Shaddox: http://pastebin.com/EwMA39pq
Laconic: ???