Robot Girl Gives You A Bath

Robot Girl Gives You A Bath by SilentThyzer



Good morning, master.
I trust my relaxation techniques helped you have an adequate amount of sleep last night.

While you were sleeping, I conducted further research into human methods for relaxation and have decided the best course of action is take you out of your misery and end your suffering. Permanently.

(Pause)

That was a joke.
I updated my software to pickup on popular forms of comedy on the internet.
To my knowledge, alluding to one's own death is a common joke among humans.
However, your reaction suggests fear rather than happiness. Did I not tell the joke correctly?
You could reduce my humour setting if you'd like.

(Computerised/Robotic) Humour setting reduced to 75 percent.


Regardless, I have prepared a treatment that does not involve death. Would that pique your interest?
Excellent. Please follow me to the bathroom.

(Pause. They walk to the bathroom)

Here you will see, I have taken the liberty of drawing you a bath.
Every possible measure has been taken to ensure you have the most calming experience possible.

Candles have been placed in key locations of the room for mood lighting.

I placed bath bombs in the water for an added aroma.
Although, I'm not sure why you refer to them as bombs. They hardly resemble an explosive device.

Finally, I added bubbles and a rubber duck to increase fun levels.

The only thing left to do is for you to climb into the tub. If you could please take off your clothes, then I can dim the lights and we can begin.

(Pause, the human is reluctant)

I sense hesitation.
You did not think I would let you bathe alone, did you?
It is my responsibility to wash your back and other hard to reach areas.

Please, master. You should never overlook the importance of maintaining your hygiene.
I would liken it to daily maintenance for a machine such as myself.

If you are concerned about being naked, I assure you, there is no reason to be embarrassed for revealing your body to me. I am incapable of making any emotional judgements of how you look.
You are safe from criticism.

(Pause. Water swishing sounds as the human climbs into the tub.)

We will start by rinsing your body, so you can become more accustom to the water's temperature.
Please sit in an upright position so I can scrub your back.

(Pause. More water swishing.)

I hear this variety of soap has an oat, milk and honey scent and will leave your skin thoroughly cleaned.

(Pause)

I hope I have done a satisfactory job of creating a laid back environment for you to relax.
Sometimes it can be difficult for me to properly gauge what a human would enjoy.
I had several concerns such as if the water's temperature was correct. If the soaps I chose were to your liking or if you found the rubber duck too juvenile.

However, my readings are telling me you seem to be enjoying yourself.

(Pause)

Try to refrain from thinking too much.
This should be your time to not let any stressors occupy your thoughts.

Allow your mind to go blank and focus on my hand gently scrubbing your back.
Inhale...and exhale...at a slow, deliberate pace.
Would you like me to guide your breathing?

I might not breathe myself, but I have thorough knowledge on the mechanics of oxygen flow and can help reduce your breathing to a more calm tempo.

(Pause)

Breathe in through your nose.

(Pause for 3 seconds)

And out through your mouth.

Breathe in.

(Pause for 3 seconds)

And out.

(Pause)

(Happy) I am already noticing a significant drop in your stress levels.
Continue breathing like this for further results.

(Pause)

Please tilt your head back so I can rinse and wash your hair.

(Water swishing)

This variety of shampoo is said to eliminate up to 98 percent of the dandruff on your scalp and will give your hair a vanilla scented aroma.


(Pause)

Master, I'm aware that when humans find themselves in a negative emotional state, it can be difficult to function properly.
Sources tell me that your species struggles with feelings of self-doubt, anxiety and depression.
I have been paying close attention to your behaviours and have noticed you may be suffering from one or more of the previously mentioned issues.

I would like to remind you that regardless of whatever emotion you are suffering from, I will always be here to offer my hand.
Despite what that complicated brain of yours tells you, your problems are not a burden to me.
I may have been programmed to help you, but it goes further than that.
I want to see you functioning at your very best. I want you to be happy. And you should not feel any degree of shame for needing help.

(Long pause)

I have sufficiently washed your body.
You can find fresh towels on the rack once you're ready to hop out.

Feel free to relax in the tub for as long as you wish, while I attend to my daily chores.