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The End of all Fluffies

Aug 23rd, 2012
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  1. 1/5
  2. >The fluffy pony infestation has cost society billions of dollars.
  3. >A toy company released them just a few years ago.
  4. >"The World's First Biological Toy"
  5. >They sold okay.
  6. >Then they got loose.
  7. >There's an urban legend that an animal rights group broke into a lab and released them.
  8. >That's bull. Fluffy ponies had already been on the market for months by the time that story started.
  9. >If that had been true, the fluffies would have originated at one point and spread.
  10. >No, the infestation began at multiple places simultaneously.
  11. >Plus, no fluffy pony lab ever reported being broken into.
  12. >This epidemic was caused by careless owners letting their fluffy ponies go free and form a breeding population.
  13.  
  14. >The executives of the toy company all got convicted and sent to prison.
  15. >The head scientists went to prison as well.
  16. >There they will be anally raped every day until they die.
  17. >Even the assistants who worked on the fluffy project lost their credentials.
  18. >They can't even get a job judging a Middle School science fair anymore.
  19.  
  20. >The governments of the world have put out a call for help.
  21. >Science created this menace; science must destroy it.
  22.  
  23. 2/5
  24. >You work in a lab now.
  25. >A lab that may have the solution to the fluffy epidemic.
  26. >Your boss comes down to see progress.
  27. >"Lets have a look at subject #0001."
  28. >You show him a fluffy pony in a quarantine box.
  29. "Here he is, sir. The effects of the toxin are very promising."
  30. >Fluffy lays on his side, gasping for air.
  31. >Tumors cover his body, cracking open and oozing blood & pus.
  32. >Tears flow from his terrified eyes.
  33. >"Fwuffy haf sickies" he moans weakly, "pwease huggies...pwease hewp."
  34. >The boss is impressed. "When was this fluffy exposed to the toxin?"
  35. "30 hours ago, sir. We started with this one, then exposed a new fluffy every ten hours."
  36. >"Good. Are the others showing the same symptoms?"
  37. "Yes. 2 hours after infection the fluffies begin to cough."
  38. "5 hours; they have trouble breathing."
  39. "At 10 hours, tumors appear. By this time the fluffy is in great pain."
  40. "20 hours after infection they are no longer mobile."
  41. >"So this toxin has potential?"
  42. "Yes, I believe so. Next we need to test it on real animals to ensure against cross-species contamination."
  43. >"Good work, keep me posted."
  44. >Fluffy pony moans in agony. The tumors form inside his body too, crushing his organs.
  45. "Shall I euthanize test subject #0001?"
  46. >Boss shakes his head.
  47. >"Euthanize none of them...let the toxin run its course until death."
  48. >Subject #0001 suffers for 18 more hours before dying.
  49.  
  50. 3/5
  51. >Testing of the toxin has moved on to phase two.
  52. >Fluffy ponies in outdoor pens play and frolic.
  53. >One infected fluffy is introduced.
  54. >Test subject #0086 is early in her infection, only 90 minutes.
  55. >She doesn't know she's sick yet.
  56. >Other fluffies greet her with hugs.
  57. >In thirty minutes she's coughing.
  58. >She gets some water from the shallow drinking pan.
  59. >Immediately take a sample from the pan.
  60. >It tests positive for the toxin.
  61. >Infected fluffy eats from the food trough.
  62. >This sample also comes up positive.
  63.  
  64. >In two hours other fluffies begin to cough.
  65. >Check your notes...these are the ones that hugged her.
  66. >Th symptoms spread like wildfire.
  67. >Soon every fluffy is coughing.
  68. >Remove subject #0086...observe the rest.
  69. >20 hours later they're all laying on their sides, moaning in agony.
  70. >At 48 hours all of them are dead.
  71. >The control group animals suffered less than 5% death rate over the same period...mostly due to accidents.
  72.  
  73. >Phase three introduces other animals.
  74. >Rabbits, hamsters, guinea pigs & chicks are first.
  75. >Relatively harmless animals.
  76. >Still, many test fluffies die in confrontations.
  77. >Repeat the experiment in safer conditions.
  78. >As before, the fluffies are infected and die in 48 hours.
  79. >Other animals show no signs of illness, even when they nibble or hump fluffy corpses.
  80.  
  81. >Dogs and cats are tested next.
  82. >These animals attack the infected fluffies and eat them.
  83. >Dogs and cats are observed & tested for a week...no symptoms.
  84. >Monkeys, parrots, horses, bears, even fish are tested.
  85. >Only fluffy ponies are vulnerable.
  86.  
  87. 4/5
  88. >Testing takes a year.
  89. >Every conceivable animal is tested, no ill effects.
  90. >Just as you'd hoped.
  91. >Since fluffy ponies were created in a lab their entire genome is documented.
  92. >It's easy to create a toxin that only attacks their DNA.
  93. >Finally, it's tested on humans.
  94. >You volunteer, like a boss.
  95. >No symptoms...humans are immune too.
  96. >Hot intern chicks think you're brave.
  97. >Have a 3-way that night.
  98.  
  99. >It's an international decision.
  100. >Should the toxin be released?
  101. >The UN votes unanimously...yes.
  102. >Fluffy pony owners protest.
  103. >It's okay, you developed a vaccine.
  104. >Fluffy pony owners must sterilize their pets in order to get the vaccine.
  105. >No new fluffies will be born.
  106. >Breeders protest the loss of their business.
  107. >Absolutely zero fucks are given.
  108. >Breeders go back to their old jobs.
  109. >Identity theft, cooking meth & kidnapping children for snuff porn.
  110.  
  111. >The toxin is released.
  112. >It only takes 7 days to wipe out hundreds of millions of feral fluffies.
  113. >The stench is great, but the nation rejoices.
  114. >The toxin spreads to other countries.
  115. >The world rejoices.
  116. >Fluffy populations go from billions to a managable few hundred thousand housepets.
  117. >These are sterilized, so as they die off there are no more.
  118.  
  119. 5/5
  120. 4 and a half years later.
  121. >You are lab supervior now.
  122. >Your stock options made you millions.
  123. >The lab works on cures for cancer now.
  124. >One day you tour your kingdom.
  125. >Check out the lab animals.
  126. >Hear a sad, plaintive voice.
  127. >"Pwease anybody? Fwuffy scawed...wan' huggies."
  128. >Holy shit, a live fluffy pony?
  129. >This might be the last one on Earth.
  130. >She's marked "Subject #0768 LONG TERM CONTROL GROUP."
  131. >You crouch down to see her in the cage.
  132. >She's old, her legs shake from painful arthritis.
  133. >"Why nu fwiends? Fwuffy awone vewy wong time."
  134. "Well fluffy, you might be the last one left."
  135. >"Whhaa!? Why nu mowe fwuffies?"
  136. "They all got sick & died."
  137. >She cries pitifully. "Nu mowe fwuffies! Fwuffy wonewey!"
  138. >Fluffy askes "Why fwuffies awl died?"
  139. "Bad humans created fluffy ponies, and they made big problems."
  140. >"Whaa? Fwuffy nu pwobwem! Fwuffy am good...wuv hooman!"
  141. "No, fluffy ponies were all killed off because your species was a bad mistake."
  142. >Fluffy sobs in sorrow. "Fwuffy nu bad..."
  143. "When you die there will be no more fluffies left."
  144. >"Whhhaaa!!! Nu mowe huggies, nu mowe babbees! Whhhaaahh!!!"
  145. >She holds up her stubby arms to you.
  146. >"Pwease, pwease huggies?"
  147. "No. You stay in your cage."
  148.  
  149. >The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
  150. >By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
  151. >The last fluffy gets a cup full of food every day.
  152. >Her water bottle gets refilled.
  153. >Her waste is carried away.
  154. >That's her only human contact.
  155. >Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
  156. >Fluffy gets ignored like she does every day.
  157. >The world's last fluffy pony dies alone and weeping.
  158. >It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.
  159.  
  160. XXXXXXX-ALTERNATE ENDING-XXXXXXX
  161. >The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
  162. >By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
  163. >There's no reason to keep a long term control group anymore.
  164. >Wonder if there's any of the old toxin left?
  165. >You find some in the freezer.
  166. >Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
  167. >You expose her to the toxin for old times sake.
  168. >The world's last fluffy pony dies in horrible pain and suffering.
  169. >It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.
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