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- 1/5
- >The fluffy pony infestation has cost society billions of dollars.
- >A toy company released them just a few years ago.
- >"The World's First Biological Toy"
- >They sold okay.
- >Then they got loose.
- >There's an urban legend that an animal rights group broke into a lab and released them.
- >That's bull. Fluffy ponies had already been on the market for months by the time that story started.
- >If that had been true, the fluffies would have originated at one point and spread.
- >No, the infestation began at multiple places simultaneously.
- >Plus, no fluffy pony lab ever reported being broken into.
- >This epidemic was caused by careless owners letting their fluffy ponies go free and form a breeding population.
- >The executives of the toy company all got convicted and sent to prison.
- >The head scientists went to prison as well.
- >There they will be anally raped every day until they die.
- >Even the assistants who worked on the fluffy project lost their credentials.
- >They can't even get a job judging a Middle School science fair anymore.
- >The governments of the world have put out a call for help.
- >Science created this menace; science must destroy it.
- 2/5
- >You work in a lab now.
- >A lab that may have the solution to the fluffy epidemic.
- >Your boss comes down to see progress.
- >"Lets have a look at subject #0001."
- >You show him a fluffy pony in a quarantine box.
- "Here he is, sir. The effects of the toxin are very promising."
- >Fluffy lays on his side, gasping for air.
- >Tumors cover his body, cracking open and oozing blood & pus.
- >Tears flow from his terrified eyes.
- >"Fwuffy haf sickies" he moans weakly, "pwease huggies...pwease hewp."
- >The boss is impressed. "When was this fluffy exposed to the toxin?"
- "30 hours ago, sir. We started with this one, then exposed a new fluffy every ten hours."
- >"Good. Are the others showing the same symptoms?"
- "Yes. 2 hours after infection the fluffies begin to cough."
- "5 hours; they have trouble breathing."
- "At 10 hours, tumors appear. By this time the fluffy is in great pain."
- "20 hours after infection they are no longer mobile."
- >"So this toxin has potential?"
- "Yes, I believe so. Next we need to test it on real animals to ensure against cross-species contamination."
- >"Good work, keep me posted."
- >Fluffy pony moans in agony. The tumors form inside his body too, crushing his organs.
- "Shall I euthanize test subject #0001?"
- >Boss shakes his head.
- >"Euthanize none of them...let the toxin run its course until death."
- >Subject #0001 suffers for 18 more hours before dying.
- 3/5
- >Testing of the toxin has moved on to phase two.
- >Fluffy ponies in outdoor pens play and frolic.
- >One infected fluffy is introduced.
- >Test subject #0086 is early in her infection, only 90 minutes.
- >She doesn't know she's sick yet.
- >Other fluffies greet her with hugs.
- >In thirty minutes she's coughing.
- >She gets some water from the shallow drinking pan.
- >Immediately take a sample from the pan.
- >It tests positive for the toxin.
- >Infected fluffy eats from the food trough.
- >This sample also comes up positive.
- >In two hours other fluffies begin to cough.
- >Check your notes...these are the ones that hugged her.
- >Th symptoms spread like wildfire.
- >Soon every fluffy is coughing.
- >Remove subject #0086...observe the rest.
- >20 hours later they're all laying on their sides, moaning in agony.
- >At 48 hours all of them are dead.
- >The control group animals suffered less than 5% death rate over the same period...mostly due to accidents.
- >Phase three introduces other animals.
- >Rabbits, hamsters, guinea pigs & chicks are first.
- >Relatively harmless animals.
- >Still, many test fluffies die in confrontations.
- >Repeat the experiment in safer conditions.
- >As before, the fluffies are infected and die in 48 hours.
- >Other animals show no signs of illness, even when they nibble or hump fluffy corpses.
- >Dogs and cats are tested next.
- >These animals attack the infected fluffies and eat them.
- >Dogs and cats are observed & tested for a week...no symptoms.
- >Monkeys, parrots, horses, bears, even fish are tested.
- >Only fluffy ponies are vulnerable.
- 4/5
- >Testing takes a year.
- >Every conceivable animal is tested, no ill effects.
- >Just as you'd hoped.
- >Since fluffy ponies were created in a lab their entire genome is documented.
- >It's easy to create a toxin that only attacks their DNA.
- >Finally, it's tested on humans.
- >You volunteer, like a boss.
- >No symptoms...humans are immune too.
- >Hot intern chicks think you're brave.
- >Have a 3-way that night.
- >It's an international decision.
- >Should the toxin be released?
- >The UN votes unanimously...yes.
- >Fluffy pony owners protest.
- >It's okay, you developed a vaccine.
- >Fluffy pony owners must sterilize their pets in order to get the vaccine.
- >No new fluffies will be born.
- >Breeders protest the loss of their business.
- >Absolutely zero fucks are given.
- >Breeders go back to their old jobs.
- >Identity theft, cooking meth & kidnapping children for snuff porn.
- >The toxin is released.
- >It only takes 7 days to wipe out hundreds of millions of feral fluffies.
- >The stench is great, but the nation rejoices.
- >The toxin spreads to other countries.
- >The world rejoices.
- >Fluffy populations go from billions to a managable few hundred thousand housepets.
- >These are sterilized, so as they die off there are no more.
- 5/5
- 4 and a half years later.
- >You are lab supervior now.
- >Your stock options made you millions.
- >The lab works on cures for cancer now.
- >One day you tour your kingdom.
- >Check out the lab animals.
- >Hear a sad, plaintive voice.
- >"Pwease anybody? Fwuffy scawed...wan' huggies."
- >Holy shit, a live fluffy pony?
- >This might be the last one on Earth.
- >She's marked "Subject #0768 LONG TERM CONTROL GROUP."
- >You crouch down to see her in the cage.
- >She's old, her legs shake from painful arthritis.
- >"Why nu fwiends? Fwuffy awone vewy wong time."
- "Well fluffy, you might be the last one left."
- >"Whhaa!? Why nu mowe fwuffies?"
- "They all got sick & died."
- >She cries pitifully. "Nu mowe fwuffies! Fwuffy wonewey!"
- >Fluffy askes "Why fwuffies awl died?"
- "Bad humans created fluffy ponies, and they made big problems."
- >"Whaa? Fwuffy nu pwobwem! Fwuffy am good...wuv hooman!"
- "No, fluffy ponies were all killed off because your species was a bad mistake."
- >Fluffy sobs in sorrow. "Fwuffy nu bad..."
- "When you die there will be no more fluffies left."
- >"Whhhaaa!!! Nu mowe huggies, nu mowe babbees! Whhhaaahh!!!"
- >She holds up her stubby arms to you.
- >"Pwease, pwease huggies?"
- "No. You stay in your cage."
- >The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
- >By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
- >The last fluffy gets a cup full of food every day.
- >Her water bottle gets refilled.
- >Her waste is carried away.
- >That's her only human contact.
- >Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
- >Fluffy gets ignored like she does every day.
- >The world's last fluffy pony dies alone and weeping.
- >It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.
- XXXXXXX-ALTERNATE ENDING-XXXXXXX
- >The last fluffy pony lives 5 more months.
- >By then it's the 5th anniversary of the toxin release.
- >There's no reason to keep a long term control group anymore.
- >Wonder if there's any of the old toxin left?
- >You find some in the freezer.
- >Fluffy begs for huggies like she does every day.
- >You expose her to the toxin for old times sake.
- >The world's last fluffy pony dies in horrible pain and suffering.
- >It doesn't even get mentioned in the newspaper.
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