UHEC

As the fifteen-ton Ultra-Heavy Engagement Chassis descended through the air towards the battlefield, the sound of a single bugle playing a cavalry call could be heard echoing throughout the battlefield.

And then, just as UHEC K3-297 ("Exclamation Point!") crunched into the earth with all the force of a descending god, the music suddenly transitioned into an extremely unmartial boogie-woogie beat.

The Andrews Sisters began to sing.
He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way…

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"Oh God, it's Fangirl," Landon groaned.

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She fell like a meteor, blaring the battle tune of her generation through her loudspeakers,