YuYuYui - Ishitsumugi no shou 53

The Heroes' proposal - 1

[Hero Club room]

Fuu: Eeh, ahem. On this day, we've received a request of unprecedented importance, I will be asking for your diligence.

Tou: A boy is asking for "Impactful and rejoicing words for proposing to a girl".

Its: A p-proposal!?

Sek: Uwah~, you weren't lying, it's a heavy responsibility. That's a few steps above a confession or a love letter.

Suz: Why is he asking middle school girls...? Something's weird.

Kar: We already talked about this before, love related requests to the Hero Club are unreasonable!

Aka: I'm at a total loss here.

Aya: You're right. But this is all the more reason to give them our help.

Tam: Welp, why not!? Anzu, you're good at this stuff, right?

Anz: Hm~m, but if the proposal fails, there won't be another chance... I'm scared.

SON: Too extravagant and it'll sound indecent, but too straightforward ruins the romanticism, this sure is a tricky subject~.

Meb: What's the issue? "Please marry me", and done.

Shi: Talk about straightforward...

Wak: I agree with Mebuki. If this isn't enough, you can say "Follow me for the rest of our lives".

Hin: Haaaa~~, I will!

Uta: What about something like "I'll make you happy for life"?

Mit: Aah... Yes, this is great, Utanon.

Gin: That's not really impactful is it...? I've heard it before.

Tak: Part of the request said "impactful words", you're right.

Yuu: You mean sophisticated?

Sum: If he asked us for it, he must have already gone through trial and error...

Tou: He probably couldn't persuade her with words that are easy to think of.

Nat: It's a problem...

Son: I want to come up with a romantic answer in opposition to Mebuki-senpai's straightforward one♪

Fuu: Let's start by throwing ideas around then see what works.

Yum: Let me know what you think of a surprise musical, where people come dancing.

Chi: Aah... You mean a flashmob. I'd be put off by this...

Yum: Eeh! Is this not genuine romanticism!?

Suz: Eeh~... Seeing your lover break into dance in public as his proposal, I'd call this a near-death situation...

Yuu: Eh, really? I think it would be fun.

Its: Aah... Right. The correct choice will depend on the girl's personality... This is hard.

Shi: An impactful proposal... emotional and works on anyone...

Sek: Haa~, that'll be a headache~.


The Heroes' proposal - 2

[Hero Club room]

Anz: Movies are a classic, with a dinner, champagne and a ring in it, what about this?

SON: Aah! If there's a ring, you could hide it inside the cake too~.

Tam: Eeh!? What if she doesn't notice and swallows it!?

Meb: First and foremost, putting a ring in food or drinks is unsanitary, I recommend against it.

Kar: You're no fun! But... I can't deny it. If I was in her place I'd be like woah...

Its: True... And she'll have to put the ring on just after, right...?

Aka: It's either a ring covered in champagne or cream... That's a no.

Son: Then he could kneel down and open the ring case right there, what do you think~?

Yum: How formidable! It will leave a good impression both as a gentleman and family-wise!

Sum: Excuse me but the request mentioned "words", is the way to hand down the ring not outside our scope...

Uta: Aren't a proposal and an engagement ring one set?

Suz: Wanna take what you can get~.

Shi: You're venal...

Mit: People say an engagement ring must be worth three times a man's monthly salary.

Sek: I don't like that. If it's cheap it'd make you worry about family finances, seems obtrusive.

Wak: Besides, how would you know if the ring is worth 3 months of salary at a proposal?

Hin: It is the market price of wedding rings, the beauty is to be found in the action itself.

Gin: Finding a way to give it is a pain~. I wouldn't want any ring.

Tak: You're right. The feelings are what's important, it might be best not to think about the ring.

Tou: Which means we're back to square one. What should we do...?

Aya: I think the most important is for the person who is proposed to to be receptive to the other's feelings.

Sum: I see. Should we think about what we would like to be told if we were in her place?

Sum: Let's all write our ideas on paper and let someone else say it, what do you think~?

Fuu: Aah, that'd be effective. At the very least it would allow everyone to check if their ideas hold up.

Yuu: All right, don't lose time, let's challenge!

Tam: I swear to protect you from this day onward! I am now your shield!

Anz: Aa~h... I thought of these words but hearing them is totally different... I love it♪

Suz: Haa~♪ This line is wonderful. I love it... I want someone to say it to me...

Kar: Being a shield is literally your role!

Fuu: Hmm. That was pretty good. Next!

Uta: I will never let you have a dietary fiber deficiency! Let us have a fresh life together!

Gin: Fibers!? I thought it was good... but... Uuh~, well~.

Shi: Way too specific...

Mit: Eh. Was it really that bad!?

Aka: Yeah. The requester doesn't necessarily raise vegetables, I think we can safely reject this.

Mit: Ah, right...

Uta: Don't worry, Mii-chan! That line holds true!

Mit: Utanon... Thank you. I'm so happy♪

Sek: Okay, we're satisfied. Let's get on to the next~.


The Heroes' proposal - 3

[Hero Club room]

Meb: You are a sun. Will you allow me to be the one your light warms up forever?

SON: Aha~h, this is amazing, Mebu~♪

Aya: It was wonderful, Mebuki-senpai. It made my heart... skip a beat.

Yum: Being compared to a sun is pleasant indeed♪ I shall direct my vote to you!

Its: As expected of the handsome five. Their lines were incredible♪

Kar: They're just speaking normally though! Next, next!

Sum: I love you! Marry me and let's stay together foreeeever.

Son: Aaah, simple yet effective~♪

Gin: Ehehe, that was my idea. Easy to understand makes people happier.

Shi: Yes... Getting your feelings across is important...

Hin: Next up is Wakaba-chan, you may take it from here!

Wak: As long as you are by my side, I need nothing more. I love you, Hinata. ...Eh!?

Hin: Hafwa~~h♪

Fuu: Don't add your own name in there! That was a confession, not a proposal!

Sek: Selfish desires took over. Jeez~, keep that in private. Next.

Yuu: Even if all humanity loved me, there will always be only one for me, I only need you, Tougou-san!

Tou: Tttt-Thank you, Yuuna-chan! So you chose me! I can die happy!

Fuu: What did I just say about not putting your names!? And don't die either! Neeext!

Tak: You have no right to object. This is an order. Become mine alone!

Chi: ...............

Tam: Ch-Chikage? Heey, Chikage? Weeh? She passed out standing!?

Chi: ...Ha! My heart stopped for a brief moment. H-How destructive... Haa~~♪.

Anz: W-Wasn't that way too questionable...

SON: By the way, Chii-chan has been Takashi's for a long time, right~?

Chi: Eh!?

Aka: Yep. Not sure about the opposite though.

Chi: Uh...

Kar: Our usual tangents feel strangely focused on the actual subject for once!

Fuu: Hmm. It was a bit too original, this wouldn't apply to anyone so it's rejected.

Its: But if we try not taking personality into account it would get too orthodox.

Uta: Difficult! I don't know what's the right answer!

Nat: ............

Suz: Huh? Natsume-san, you haven't made a single comment now that I notice it.

Nat: I'm bad at... this stuff.

Sek: Eeh? You're kidding! You're like the master of proposals!

Nat: Am I...?


The Heroes' proposal - 4

[Hero Club room]

Its: Yes you are, Natsume-san, your miso soup statement was a big concern...

Gin: "I wanna drink your miso soup every day", right!?

Nat: No... It just meant that I want to drink the miso soup Fuu makes every day...

Suz: Eeh!? Seriously!? This is a literal proposal!

Fuu: N-No, no! It was a misunderstanding and we already clarified it!

Aka: Kuh... Onee-sama likes soup, nothing more. I'm sure she simply loves hot soups.

Chi: Talking about this, miso soup and the likes have been a method of proposing since long ago.

Kar: But... I'm not sure about this. It feels like you're saying "cooking is something women do".

Hin: Natsume-san, what do you think? Disregarding this matter, how would you propose to someone?

Anz: Ah, I want to hear it! Natsume-san's proposal, a once in a lifetime chance♪

SON/Son: Exciting, dazzling, electrifying~♪

Nat: If I were... to. Let me see...... Um.

Aka/Its: Gulp...

Nat: If you marry me...... the sea will be your fridge!

Anz/Aka/Its: Fweh!?

SON/Son: O-Original...!

Fuu: T-The sea... will be... my...?

Sek: Uwaaaaah! Senpai has succumbed!

Kar: No no no! That's just her gluttony speaking!

Tou: The conclusion we have finally reached is that middle schoolers are unfit to handle this request.

Mit: Unfortunately, this is just too much pressure... We'll have to communicate our refusal to him.

Aya: This is really sad... We must apologize respectfully...

Fuu: That's my job, don't you worry about this. I'll go call him...

Yuu: Please put him on speaker, Fuu-senpai. We would like to apologize too!

Fuu: Sure, thank you.

Fuu: Ah, hello, this is the Hero Club. We're contacting you about your request, the responsibility it implied was sadly too much for us... My sincere apologies...

Fuu: We were unable to reach an acceptable anwser and couldn't respond to your expectations. I am terribly sorry...

Requester: Aah, I see. It's fine, please don't worry about it.

Aya: If there is any way we could apologize, please say so.

Requester: It's fine, really. I haven't found anyone anyway, I'll think about it for longer.

Meb/Shi/Kar: ......Ha?

Requester: When I thought about my future wife, I couldn't wait.

Requester: I got ahead of myself when sending this request~. I'm the one who should apologize.

Fuu: Wh-... Wh-Wh... Whaaaaaaat!?

Tam: Don't screw with us!!

Sek: No window-shopping!

Yum: Don't you ever dare come back! You miserable fool!

Aya: Phew. No one became sad because of us. That's great...

Gin/Suz: An angel!