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Huge Fuckoff Madaz Compilation

Aug 6th, 2017
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  1. Dad - Yesterday at 11:53 PM
  2. I'm not biased at all and my decision is based 100% in logical thought and not emotion whatsoever but my guy would be the Black Paladin, he'd be close to his lion but with a tendency to be too demanding and puts his own thoughts ahead of what Black wants. His bayard weapon would be a spectral bow and arrow that respawns whenever he fires, so no more than one at a time.
  3. Dad - Today at 12:04 AM
  4. Oh my god, okay, he's a constant emotional wreck normally but when he's under pressure, he goes into Disaster Management Modeβ„’ and takes charge, he can straighten things out, he just needs to be properly motivated by threat of painful death first. Super excited about meeting aliens, way too trusting, extremely tactile and hands out victory hugs by the boatload
  5. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 12:05 AM
  6. what a good boy?
  7. Dad - Today at 12:06 AM
  8. He's a sunshine son
  9. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:22 AM
  10. his name is azarius, nickname "az" as in, "i cover everything from a to z" "az, shut the fuck up." he isn't human, he's a species that is more avian in origin as opposed to humans being ape-like or galra being feline/lizard like. humanoid in appearance because uh i'm lazy, but various feathered bits, especially in his hair. light boned, which makes him wicked fast on his feet, but he's easily injured, especially because he is an act first, think later kind of person. would be a red paladin. red bonded with him quickly, and regretted it just as fast because this guy is just.... obstinate and does not listen to anyone unless it suits him, and it rarely does.
  11. Dad - Today at 1:22 AM
  12. I think I'm in love with him
  13. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:25 AM
  14. he was the top of his class back in whatever equivalent to the garrison that his species has, but was a social outcast because he was an idiot and boastful and quick to anger. got in a lot of fights but was so smart that they kept him around. the capital city was raided by galra and most of his people were killed or sent to work camps. az was sent to a prison, which just so happened to be where they were housing the red lion.
  15. through circumstances that i don't care to come up with, az found himself running from guards, probably sporting a handful of broken bones and a concussion and having taken out a good number of galra himself. he happened upon the red lion and had no idea what the fuck it was, but figured it was a good place to hide so he let himself into the giant cat mouth, not realizing the implication until holy shit this is a ship! it's on! what the fuck! let's go.
  16. Dad - Today at 1:36 AM
  17. His name is Maddox but his Garrison buddies all called him "Mad Dog" and it was a complete misnomer because he's the biggest bleeding heart coward there ever was until Disaster Time hits and he gets punched in the face with a fist made of courage. He's a stickler for rules up until it ends up getting other people into trouble, at which point he thinks, "welp, fuck it, we're in the shit now, might as well let loose." His Deal started when a friend of his tried to stow away onto a deep-space research ship and Maddox, while originally intending on stopping him, ends up getting taken along for the ride. Their fight for control of the ship resulted in it crashing somewhere in the desert, and while Maddox made it out (mostly) unscathed, his bro was not so lucky. Injured and grieving, he wanders for some sign of life and ends up stumbling on the Blue Lion quite by accident, and while he might not be her destined Paladin, she sensed there was something in him that needed her guidance and took it upon herself to insist that he get in the fucking robot, Shinji.
  18. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:37 AM
  19. yes
  20. yes good
  21. i have this overwhelming impression of like
  22. fuck what's his name
  23. Dad - Today at 1:37 AM
  24. What's he from
  25. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:38 AM
  26. taron egerton
  27. Dad - Today at 1:38 AM
  28. Never heard of it
  29. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:38 AM
  30. no that's his name babe
  31. Dad - Today at 1:39 AM
  32. Oh
  33. OH HE'S CUTE
  34. Faceclaim accepted
  35. Dad - Today at 1:41 AM
  36. This leaves them down a Blue Paladin, but worry not! Because in this AU, Allura probably joined early or maybe of the Green/Yellow Paladins brought a friend
  37. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:41 AM
  38. yes
  39. Dad - Today at 1:41 AM
  40. Anyway, Maddox is 100% going to nag Az no matter how ineffectual it might be
  41. He's the ultimate mother hen
  42. Dad - Today at 1:44 AM
  43. <3
  44. Maddox thinks any problem can be solved with enough hugging and talking about feelings
  45. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:46 AM
  46. az is just "hold my beer"
  47. Dad - Today at 1:46 AM
  48. (And he will tackle his team mates to the ground if it means getting one-on-one time)
  49. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:48 AM
  50. im just picturing
  51. red bringing az back to the castle and he's still in 100% fight or flight mode and to someone of his species, he would look super threatening and intimidating and like someone you wouldn't fuck with
  52. but red opens her mouth and out rolls this bird boy whose feathers are all puffed up and he's snarling in pain and ready to take out another dozen galra soldiers if it means going home
  53. i'm picturing like uh. bird ears. um. feathered ears.
  54. Dad - Today at 1:50 AM
  55. GOOD
  56. GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
  57. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:51 AM
  58. like a horned owl or a cockatiel's head crest but ears
  59. Dad - Today at 1:51 AM
  60. Maddox is :sparkles: starstruck :sparkles:
  61. nip bud golden retriever πŸ€ - Today at 1:51 AM
  62. and they can lay flat or puff up when he's a scared baby and he is the puffiest bird this side of the galaxy
  63. alex do you want to
  64. move this to our server
  65. Dad - Today at 1:52 AM
  66. Boi has no idea how bird aliens work but he WANTS TO FIND OUT AND HE'S EXCITED ENOUGH TO FORGET THAT HE'S SCARED OUT OF HIS GODDAMN MIND AND HE WANTS TO KNOW ALL ABOUT WHO AZ IS AND DOES HE KNOW WHAT THIS CASTLE PLACE IS right up until he gets bopped
  67. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:56 AM
  68. Anyway Maddox being oblivious and touchy and human and Az giving him a few talon swipes for his trouble
  69. erica 😽 - Today at 12:56 AM
  70. god
  71. i didn't even MENTION talons yet
  72. and you knew
  73. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:56 AM
  74. <3
  75. erica 😽 - Today at 12:56 AM
  76. you knew
  77. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:56 AM
  78. Because I know you
  79. erica 😽 - Today at 12:56 AM
  80. he protec but he also attac
  81. also i'm thinking uh
  82. he wasn't just a bird citizen
  83. he was, in fact, the bird prince, which is why he was taken to such a high profile prison
  84. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:57 AM
  85. Oooooomg
  86. erica 😽 - Today at 12:57 AM
  87. he was taken as ransom against the bird king, who fled at some point prior to the attack on the capital, but failed to evacuate his son as well
  88. im
  89. alex im going to be a lot with this im sorry
  90. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:59 AM
  91. NO IT'S OKAY I LOVE IT I LOVE THIS
  92. I LOVE OUR NEW SONS
  93. erica 😽 - Today at 1:00 AM
  94. az is horrible with people-- he's arrogant and rude and rightfully full of himself. he's never learned to deal with people from a position other than "i'm a prince and also smarter than you, why should i be polite when i'm so much better than you like, factually?"
  95. so going to school (which he did for whatever reason instead of private tutors) was a shock to him because no one was sucking up to him like the staff did growing up
  96. like he earned his position as top of his class, but he didn't make any friends along the way that didn't stick with him out of anythign more than "he's the prince and rubbing elbows with him is a good move politically"
  97. but anyways this dumb bird is spat out of the red lion like a feathered hairball and he's straight up puffing his ears and his feathers are on end and his pupils are dilated because he's in pain and doesn't know what's going on, and maddox comes towards him like "heyyyyy buddy.... its okay.... nice cat u got there could you maybe chill!" and az is like "i have never chilled a day in my life so here i go, swiping you with my dumb claws"
  98. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:05 AM
  99. Maddox thinks Az has any actual idea of what the fuck is going on when he doesn't and he's too hyped to notice that he Really shouldn't be agravating the angry bird boy And Yet here we are and both of them are just as clueless
  100. erica 😽 - Today at 1:06 AM
  101. yessssss maybe mad is the first one to get there and he's simultaneously "holy shit, the red lion is here, we can finally form voltron!" and "mom look at this baby bird i found can we keep it"
  102. side note. bird biology. humans with neck feathers and feathers in hair, big feathered ears that are incredibly expressive. unsettling sharp bird eyes, very good vision and hearing; but prone to oversensitivity and overstimulation. don't handle loud noises very well. susceptible to extreme temperatures. light, hollow bone, makes him very quick and agile but can be easily critically injured.
  103. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:08 AM
  104. GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
  105. erica 😽 - Today at 1:09 AM
  106. most avians are colored similarly to common birds. browns and blacks and whites and greys.
  107. the higher up the social status you go, the more interesting the colors get
  108. reds and blues and greens
  109. the social/political elite are tropical bird colors
  110. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:10 AM
  111. I'm in love with this
  112. erica 😽 - Today at 1:10 AM
  113. mE tOo
  114. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:10 AM
  115. Meanwhile here's Mads who's just "............................ Yeah, I grew up in Montana, so..."
  116. erica 😽 - Today at 1:16 AM
  117. "what do you mean you didn't have servants?"
  118. "well uh, slavery is super illegal."
  119. "?????? sounds fake?"
  120. but uh
  121. he's real fuckin gay lookin
  122. but the bulk of his hair is bright red, with the under feathers on his neck and scalp being the deep blue
  123. his ears are yellow feathered and green toward the base
  124. his skin is white, with his hands and feet being black and taloned and a little rough but frankly i dont want to deal with the idea of gross bird feet so uh just colored strange
  125. his species doesn't have wings (although some babies are born with vestigial wing nubs like sometimes babies are born with tails) but they do have a few rows of feathers on the backs of their arms and legs that make them adept at gliding. az is great at doing it at high speeds over short distances, but sucks at sustaining or controlling it.
  126. so like he could jump off a building and aim himself at one stationary or very slow moving target and hit it, but he couldn't jump off a building, glide for a mile, turn left, and find the target-- but it is a capability in his species
  127. clothing in his species tends to be tight fitting and cut to ensure maximum feather usage
  128. loose, flowy clothing is considered formalwear and absolutely frivolous. wearing something like that would be like saying "i am positive i'm in no danger, nothing bad will happen to me and i won't need to fight or flight"
  129. granted, it's an advanced society and it's definitely like 96% a social norm and not a legitimate fear, but it's still upheld. as favors tight fitting clothing with bare arms and i haven't figured out the legs yet so shrug uh.
  130. he has these big feathered ears that are expressive and fuck and his hearing is excellent. which is a catch 22 because he hears everything and adjusting to the sounds on the castle is hard because there's always a constant hum of engines and squeaking mice and he's used to total silence or a special white noise machine that incidentally sounds like a human heart beating cough
  131. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8LBnZOjHqA just uh
  132. he's great at rubbing elbows with other royals and similar
  133. celebrities
  134. so he's an amazing diplomat to send to wealthy planets
  135. he has a lot to learn about dealing with people who are less privileged
  136. erica 😽 - Today at 2:03 AM
  137. im fuckin
  138. he's an asshole but like.... the kind of asshole that little kids can be
  139. he doesn't really know better and it's almost cute
  140. he doesn't like to listen to mads for a long time because he's a prince, he should be in charge
  141. but he comes to respect maddox and eventually becomes a great paladin
  142. his weapon is a bo staff with zappy ends
  143. he's great at hand to hand combat but better with a little bit of distance because of the whole bird bones thing
  144. why did you do this to me
  145. i love my gay bird son
  146. nesting!!!!!!!!!!
  147. NESTINGGGGG
  148. lays down
  149. shapeshifter yes or no
  150. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 7:56 AM
  151. YES
  152. God, this is so much
  153. But god, okay, you've done SO MUCH GOOD WORLDBUILDING and I feel bad for not pulling my weight but there's not exactly much Human Loreβ„’ to go through so lemme just talk about Mads and his history for a second. He's the complete opposite of Az in terms of social position, he was born into a very large, poor family all crammed into one apartment. Their one chance at gaining a decent living was the income his father brought in by joining up the Garrison, but that meant he was basically absent during Maddox's entire adolescence. When he was 15, his father died due to an engine malfunction during a routine flight, leaving them without any extra money, and it meant that he had to step up and take care of his younger siblings while his mom worked herself to the point of exhaustion. He tried getting a job to take at least some of the burden off of her, but he couldn't work and manage the house, so he was stuck until he turned 18, at which point the only option available for him was to follow his father and enlist at the Garrison the moment his birthday passed. The sad reality is he didn't have any dreams about exploring the stars, but it was a guaranteed way to be able to support his family, and his mother fought him every step of the way, convinced that he was going to die the same way as his father or worse. It broke his heart to have to leave her and he still thinks she'll never forgive him, even after hearing of his "tragic disappearance," which weighs on him heavily.
  154. Right before the ship that brought him to the Blue Lion crashes, his final thought was, "Well, I guess she was right, after all."
  155. erica 😽 - Today at 9:20 AM
  156. Goddddd
  157. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:21 AM
  158. Once he's brought to the Castle and Allura explains he's supposed to lead the team, everybody is opposed to it but none more loudly than Maddox himself. If he had to pilot a magical lion robot, why couldn't it have been the nice blue one? He could handle being a leg, not nearly as much pressure, please please please switch with him. He doesn't have a leading bone in his body, but Allura is adamant that this is what his quintessence is made of, and sure enough, when all the lions come together, Black responds under his touch. He needs a lot of coaxing to be able to take charge, but when the Galra attack and it's sink or swim, he's belting out orders with the best of them, and who knew he had the voice of a drill sargeant when it counted? Definitely not him.
  159. erica 😽 - Today at 9:22 AM
  160. I love him so much
  161. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:23 AM
  162. He's good and I want him and Az to do the Smooch
  163. erica 😽 - Today at 9:23 AM
  164. They will once Az mellows out
  165. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:23 AM
  166. Thinkin' 'bout Az using Mads as a makeshift pillow just so he can hear his heartbeat :heart_eyes:
  167. erica 😽 - Today at 9:23 AM
  168. :3c
  169. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:25 AM
  170. Az mellows out and Mads learns how to stop being a pussy, it's a match made in heaven
  171. erica 😽 - Today at 9:25 AM
  172. It's been a month of being on the ship and he still isn't used to the sounds yet and he's constantly on edge because he can hear everything and they haven't really had any time to sit and absorb things and let their bodies catch up with their heads with their new surroundings.
  173. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:26 AM
  174. He can't sleep at night because everything is too loud even when it's trying to be quiet
  175. erica 😽 - Today at 9:26 AM
  176. Ax is exhausted, he hardly sleeps because he can't relax. His flying is sloppy and he's anxious and starting to pluck his arm feathers and the ones on his neck bc birds are dumb and do that even though it's very bad for them.
  177. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:27 AM
  178. Mmmm
  179. erica 😽 - Today at 9:27 AM
  180. Mads wakes up one night and pokes his head out of the hall to see Az walking back pacing and there's a breadcrumb trail of feathers behind him
  181. And they talk and Az finally cracks that he can't sleep and he just wants to stop being so on edge and lbr a lot of his attitude and crankiness comes from that and he stops mid sentence and cocks his head and he's clearly distracted by something
  182. And Mads is worried like a. He just learned that this bird ha super hearing b. He's upset and hears something distracting enough to shut him up c. Conclusion: they are under attack
  183. But Az just looks concentrated and starts stepping forward with his ears pricked and head cocked towards Mads until he sighs and thumps his head down over Maddox's heart and just sort of. Sighs.
  184. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:31 AM
  185. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  186. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  187. His heart rate is already climbing because Worry Of Attack but now this is Very Close and he Doesn't Know What To Do What Is It Is He Dying WHAT
  188. His hands are fluttering because he doesn't know where to put them before he just. Settles them on Az's shoulders
  189. erica 😽 - Today at 9:43 AM
  190. Sorry discord was fucking off
  191. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343632597483782155/343766029606060032/image.png
  192. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:43 AM
  193. It's okay!
  194. oh my god
  195. OH MY GOD
  196. JESUS CHRIST I'M IN LOVE WITH MY IDIOT BIRD SON
  197. erica 😽 - Today at 9:44 AM
  198. "I might be cute right now but I'm still an entitled brat give me this thing right this instance thx"
  199. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:45 AM
  200. "Give you... what???"
  201. "The thing that's making noise, can you adjust the tempo somehow?"
  202. "Wh-??????? My HEART?"
  203. "Oh, is that what that is?"
  204. erica 😽 - Today at 9:47 AM
  205. He gets all disappointed and his ears are droopy and he just "oookayyy....."
  206. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:48 AM
  207. Mads is too used to doting on kids to have the heart (hah) to disappoint him so he's just, "Maybe there's some way I can record it for you, I bet if I asked Allura--" but that's Not Good Enough
  208. erica 😽 - Today at 9:52 AM
  209. One thing leads to another and that's how Maddox finds himself sighing and pulling Az into his bedroom and letting him lay on his chest with his ear over his heart, which is still beating a little too fast because nerves
  210. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 9:54 AM
  211. Eventually, though, it calms down and Az relaxes and just kinda Melts because yes this is what he's used to, this is what he remembers, it feels like home except a little cozier (not that he'd admit it) because Mads is so warm and solid and comforting
  212. erica 😽 - Today at 10:01 AM
  213. I love themmmmMmmM
  214. After a few nights sleeping with Mads, Az is considerably more bearable. He's still a pompous prick but he mellows out and he isn't as snappy or bratty.
  215. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:02 AM
  216. Sleep is important, kids!
  217. erica 😽 - Today at 10:03 AM
  218. Also sorry but I'm a slut for height difference and Mads is tall enough that Az can just walk to him and he's the perfect height to put his ear on his heart
  219. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:03 AM
  220. At first, Maddox is afraid to even Breathe for fear of upsetting Az but eventually he gets comfortable with being a pillow and even gets to the point where he just combs through his feathers as gently as possible
  221. Does Az have hair or is it all feathers?
  222. But yes, actually, I was thinking Mads is Big and Intimidating-Looking but a Total Baby
  223. erica 😽 - Today at 10:04 AM
  224. Hair and feathers because I'm a coward and won't give up human features
  225. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:04 AM
  226. Good
  227. Perfect
  228. In that case, he plays with his hair, too
  229. erica 😽 - Today at 10:04 AM
  230. It's bright obnoxious red with blue feathers throughout
  231. Of course he does he's a good boy
  232. BUT
  233. IMAGINE :3
  234. :3
  235. A BATTLE
  236. WHERE MADS GETS HURT
  237. AND HIS HEART STOPS
  238. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:04 AM
  239. OH
  240. erica 😽 - Today at 10:04 AM
  241. : )
  242. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:04 AM
  243. OH OH OH OH OH
  244. OH
  245. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  246. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  247. (yes)
  248. erica 😽 - Today at 10:05 AM
  249. (yes)
  250. And Az is fighting wherever he is and he hears it and he just
  251. Bird rage
  252. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:06 AM
  253. Whoever The Yellow Paladin Is drags him somewhere relatively safe but they need to get him to a healing pod Stat and they're almost too late
  254. erica 😽 - Today at 10:13 AM
  255. When Mads gets out of the healing pod, the first thing that happens is Az clinging to him and burying his head in his chest and "I thought I lost you."
  256. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:13 AM
  257. BYE...................
  258. Mad's got this exhausted smile on his face and he can manage to tease him by going, "Right, gotta keep kicking so you don't lose your teddy bear."
  259. erica 😽 - Today at 10:16 AM
  260. And Az is confused bc there's no direct translation to for teddy bear in English to his language and he's just "is that why they call your beloved in your language?" :3c
  261. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:16 AM
  262. jhdgfhdjskfhndjghfndjkghnfj
  263. FRHERBNFGJKIBVUJHCDGBENRMKTGIBUVHCBDNSMEKRIKTGJHNGMFKLD
  264. HEY, FUCK YOU
  265. erica 😽 - Today at 10:16 AM
  266. :heart:
  267. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:17 AM
  268. There's this long pause before he goes, "... I think I hit my head too hard, put me back under, I can't handle this"
  269. HE HAS TO BE MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT HAS TO BE IT
  270. erica 😽 - Today at 10:17 AM
  271. HE JUST LAUGHS IT OFF HAHA WHAT THE FICK MAN IM HUNGRY
  272. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:18 AM
  273. WAIT WHO DOES WHICH ONE IS LAUGHING BECAUSE THE OTHER ONE IS GONNA FEEL LIKE SHIT
  274. erica 😽 - Today at 10:18 AM
  275. Mads laughs it off because he's awkward and doesn't believe it
  276. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:19 AM
  277. Oh, absolutely
  278. erica 😽 - Today at 10:19 AM
  279. And Az is a little disappointed but for once handles himself with grace and doesn't say anything (character development!)
  280. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:20 AM
  281. It's not until they're back at the castle and they've both got their nightly routine so ingrained that it's just automatic before they both realize "Ohhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is awkwaaaaaard"
  282. erica 😽 - Today at 10:21 AM
  283. they r so in lov
  284. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:21 AM
  285. Eventually they need to do the Talk Thing
  286. erica 😽 - Today at 10:22 AM
  287. Eventually of course
  288. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:22 AM
  289. But for now I need some of that good good painful pining
  290. erica 😽 - Today at 10:25 AM
  291. I'm a slut for pining
  292. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:25 AM
  293. I know this, and I love you <3
  294. erica 😽 - Today at 10:35 AM
  295. :3
  296. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 10:50 AM
  297. http://infected.tumblr.com/post/163869604015
  298. Imagine Madaz
  299. (Click thru for the one that rly makes me think of him, just Mads burying his fingers in Az's hair and feeling his feathers)
  300. erica 😽 - Today at 11:00 AM
  301. I love them
  302. So much
  303. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 11:01 AM
  304. They're so good
  305. erica 😽 - Today at 12:53 PM
  306. JUST THINK OF HOW THEIR FIGHTING COMPLIMENTS EACH OTHER
  307. Az is a get in quick, get out faster kind of hitter. Go hard and get out. He whirls around with his staff while Mads hangs back and can stay calm and think the situation through, and pick off his targets one by one
  308. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 12:55 PM
  309. He makes sure to cover Az's back and make sure he's not overwhelmed by too many opponents than he can handle, well away from the fray
  310. erica 😽 - Today at 1:04 PM
  311. yessss
  312. I feel like Mads performs amazing under pressure, but like.... it's not a good come down?
  313. Uk what I mean?
  314. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:06 PM
  315. Yeah, absolutely, he's super on-edge and snappy and anxious and it's fight-or-flight with him for like hours afterward
  316. erica 😽 - Today at 1:16 PM
  317. Mads' hair is sweaty and bloody and matted and he's shell shocked and Az just quietly curls to his back and starts grooming him and using his talons to comb out the mats and tangles and blood and it's so uncharacteristically caring and sweet and nurturing
  318. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:17 PM
  319. Oh, kill me
  320. erica 😽 - Today at 1:28 PM
  321. Right
  322. He's making little chirpy noises that his nannies used to make to comfort him
  323. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:32 PM
  324. Mads doesn't really get what he's trying to do but he recognizes that it's Az's way of making him feel better and he's finally able to relax, bit by bit, leaning into Az's touch until his heart rate slows and he's able to breathe easy again
  325. Instead of taking hours to calm down and feel human again, with Az he's feeling better after like 20 minutes of that tender loving care
  326. erica 😽 - Today at 1:35 PM
  327. yes
  328. But he draws the line when Az offers to chew his food for him
  329. It sends him into a giggle fit and Az is just confused
  330. "Is that not something your species does?"
  331. "No Az, it isn't."
  332. "Humans are fools, the ."
  333. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:39 PM
  334. "I'll have you know you should be considering it a PRIVILEGE, it's not every day that a prince would offer something like that."
  335. And Mads makes a big show out of seeing him act pompous again
  336. "I thought we broke you of that habit"
  337. erica 😽 - Today at 1:40 PM
  338. AZ HAS AN OLDER SISTER
  339. SHES A FLAMINGO AND SHOCKINGLY PINK
  340. THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS GROWING UP
  341. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:41 PM
  342. CUTE
  343. erica 😽 - Today at 1:41 PM
  344. SHE IS PUBLICLY IN MOURNING WHEN SHE FINDS OUT AZ WAS CAPTURED AND ASSUMES HE IS DESD OR GOING TO DIE
  345. IMAGINE HER SHOCK WHEN VOLTRON LIBERATES THEIR PLANET AND HERE COMES THE RED PALADIN THROWING HIS HELMET OFF AND THERES HER LITTLE BROTHER
  346. Imagine them meeting the king and queen for the first time and Mads sees Az with his parents
  347. And Mads just hates them
  348. They're like strangers to Az, they regard him like a political tool. His being captured was an inconvenience, he should have been smarter. He's regarded with all of the importance of a very expensive jewel, despite being next in line for the throne
  349. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:44 PM
  350. MMMMMMM
  351. Months spent fighting for his life in deep space have given Mads a spine and finally, he has just had enough, it's probably in the middle of some big public political to-do that Maddox just goes OFF on all of them about how they had no idea the kinds of things Az is capable of and how he's so much more than just a THING to be pushed around and he concludes with, "If you can't see what's in front of you long enough to appreciate him, then how dare you call yourself his family? I don't know if it's because your whole species is full of uncaring assholes, but I'm going to do what you couldn't because he's more important to me than some kind of thing to be used!"
  352. And the Black Paladin storms off to go cry in frustration somewhere private
  353. erica 😽 - Today at 1:50 PM
  354. BYE
  355. ✨ Alex ✨ - Today at 1:52 PM
  356. lays down
  357. Erica, I love them
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