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- >you are Martini, a light green fluffy pony with a darker green mane
- >you are a happy pony. you have a place to live and you get to give special hugs to pretty mares
- >you get nummies every day and sometimes you get special treats
- >BIG MAN and Frank-who-you-never-see take care of you and a bunch of other fluffy ponies
- >you were scared last night because the loud noise and the bright light came
- >the other fluffies were scared, too. you could smell poopies in The Room
- >BIG MAN finally came into The Room and brought the Pretend Yellow Sky Balls back
- >he doesn’t like it when the fluffies don’t make their poopies in the litter box
- >”GODDAM IT! You lazy little fuckers shit on your blankets? The fucking litter box is a foot away!”
- >”fwuffy no smew gud.”
- >”Yeah, no kidding, Icicle.”
- >it takes BIG MAN a while to gather up the dirty blankies and clean up the poopie.
- >”umph.”
- >”Zuh?”
- >”mmpph bwoobewwwy mmph wegs… mmph…”
- >blueberry lost her front legs. she pushes herself around with her back legs but since her belly got big it’s harder for her
- >”Fall over again, Blueberry? I’ll have to get you some wheels.”
- >”mmph.”
- >”You can say that again.”
- >BIG MAN sits blueberry upright. she plops over again.
- >”Hmmm. Well, one thing’s for sure. You’re not crapping on your blanket, too.”
- >BIG MAN takes blueberry from her cage and holds her over the trash can. he squeezes her belly and poopies come out
- >”Getting pretty big… time for babies soon.”
- >”bwuebewwy no wan babehs!”
- >”You say that like you have a choice, sweetheart.”
- >BIG MAN plops blueberry back in her cage. she falls over into her food dish.
- >”Meh. Fix yourself, stupid.”
- >BIG MAN checks prism. she’s a beautiful white fluffy unicorn with a rainbow mane. she’s the prettiest mare you’ve ever seen.
- >”How you doing, honey… I… WHAT THE FUCK.”
- >you scamper up to your cage door to see what’s excited BIG MAN. he looks mad.
- >”Jesus Christ, Prism, did you have your foals last night? WHAT THE FUCK?”
- >”pwism huwty bad pwace. make poopies when bad sound an light come.”
- >”The fuck you did! You had your babies last night! Jesus!”
- >BIG MAN grabs blueberry and puts her in with beauty and icicle.
- >”You girls be nice to her.”
- >”okay, bigman, icicwle and bweauty be nice wit bwuebewwy!”
- >”Shuddup!”
- >BIG MAN tosses prism onto The Table and takes out two foals. one of them is mewling for its mommy, the other one doesn’t move
- >you hope it’s okay!
- >”Jesus, Prism, you didn’t even clean them. This one’s fucking DEAD. You crushed it, stupid! You crushed your baby!”
- >”pwism no wan babehs! pwism no wike special hugs!”
- >”I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WANT! YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS FOAL, PRISM!”
- >BIG MAN’s loud voice scares prism even more but she starts to clean the mewling baby. BIG MAN stares at her the whole time.
- >”That’s enough. Now you feed it. You feed it until it’s full. And you don’t make a sound or I will whip your ass!”
- >prism’s lip quivers and she turns away from BIG MAN but she lets the foal drink her milk
- >”And this one… you better hope this never happens again.”
- >BIG MAN drops the other baby in the trash.
- >”Hey, man… what’s up?”
- >”Oh, hey Frank. Prism had her babies overnight.”
- >”That’s great! How do they look?”
- >”Stupid ass crushed one against the side of the cage overnight. Other one looks good.
- >”Ah. Too bad.”
- >”It’s green like martini but with a tri-colored mane and tail. Light green, dark green and cream.”
- >”Well, one out of two ain’t bad.”
- >”Oh, shit… I almost forgot… I picked up a few fluffies this morning. Hold on.”
- >BIG MAN leaves The Room and comes back with four dirty fluffy ponies. he puts them on The Table.
- >”Looked like their entire herd got electrocuted by a fallen power line. These ones were far enough away they didn’t take the hit.”
- >”How they look?”
- >”Just a sec.”
- >The fluffies sit on the table nervously. One of them tries to skitter to the edge.
- >”Oh, no no no. You sit right there, bucko.”
- >”no! me smawty fwend! me no lissen to hooman!”
- >a brown pegasus stomps its little feet at BIG MAN and flutters its wings rapidly.
- >BIG MAN sighs. he hates smarties. so do you.
- >”me smawty, too! me no fraid of hooman!”
- >this smarty is a black unicorn pony. it puffs up its cheeks and blows a raspberry at BIG MAN
- >”I’ll be damned… two smarties.”
- >”What’d you bring back smarties for? Shoulda tossed them in with the power line.”
- >”I didn’t know! I just scooped the little shits up and threw them in my trunk!”
- >”Take care of them.”
- >”Hmmm… got an idea I wanna try.”
- >”Not afraid of me, huh, blackie? Okay. Let’s try something.”
- >BIG MAN puts the other two fluffies in a box.
- >”why dawk? why punish fwuffy? man go way?”
- >”Shaddup.”
- >BIG MAN gets out the Big Cutter. it makes fluffy’s heads disappear.
- >BIG MAN holds down the brown pegasus. it tries to skitter away.
- >”You watching this, blackie?”
- >”bwackie smawty no wike hooman! smawty donn hafta listen…”
- >BIG MAN brings the Big Cutter down on the pegasus’ legs. it screams.
- >”OWIES! WEGGIES HUWTY! OWIEEEEEES!”
- >the black unicorn stops talking. his eyes are wide with fear.
- >”You going to be a good boy, Blackie?”
- >”buh… bwackie smawty use magic on hooman! you no huwty fwuffy…”
- >”Oh. Allow me to retort.”
- >BIG MAN slams the Big Cutter down on the brown pegasus’ front legs. it screams again.
- >”WEGGIES! PWEASE NO MO HUWTY! NO MO WANNA BE SMAWTY!”
- >”So… Blackie… you going to be a good boy?”
- >the unicorn looks into the eys of the pegasus. the pegasus seems to be silently pleading with it
- >”but… bwackie fwuffy is smawt fwuffy…”
- >”Wrong answer, Einstein.”
- >BIG MAN brings the Big Cutter down on the rear end of the pegasus, cutting its tail and some of its bottom off.
- >”You can stop this, Blackie. Say you’ll be good. That’s all I wanna hear.”
- >”pwease no mow huwty fwuffy fwend…”
- >”Say. You. Will. Be. Good.”
- >”bwackie smawty don wan lissen to hooman…”
- >”pwease say be good! pwease no mow huwty!”
- >”See that? Chocolate Thunder here wants you to be good, too. Now SAY IT.”
- >”smawty… smawty no wanna…”
- >BIG MAN brings the Big Cutter down again, this time cutting off the pegasus’ wings with one stroke.
- >”Last chance, Blackie. You going to be a good boy?”
- >”bwackie smawty no wissen to hooman…”
- >”Aw… sorry, Chocolate. Guess you lose.”
- >BIG MAN brings the Big Cutter down one last time. the pegasus’ head is removed from its body
- >the black unicorn is in shock.
- >”other smawty fwen huwty…”
- >”Yep. All your fault, you arrogant douche. Come here.”
- >the unicorn yelps as BIG MAN grabs it by the fluff at the back of its neck. with three swift strokes he has quartered the unicorn.
- >the knife cut so quickly that the pegasus barely had time to react. it still tries to spit out a few words as its body slides apart into pieces
- >”smawty… didn mean… huwt… otha fwuffy… sowwy… fwuffy…”
- >BIG MAN scoops the pieces into the trash
- >”How’d that work out?”
- >”Dammit… I was hoping it would adjust the unicorn’s attitude but it wouldn’t bend.”
- >”Huh. Well, now we know.”
- >BIG MAN wipes the blood from the table and removes one of the other fluffies from the box.
- >your eyes light up - it’s another unicorn!
- >this one seems very friendly. it skips and jumps around The Table
- >”Hey! Now this is the attitude I like to see. What’s your name?”
- >”fwuffy name is zaver! zaver is good fwuffy!”
- >xavier is a purple unicorn with a white and purple mane and tail. maybe he’ll get put in your cage and you can have hugs at night! and play!
- >BIG MAN shows xavier the cards. he seems happy with xavier’s answers.
- >”Okay, Xavier. This is Martini. You two play nice now.”
- >”hewoo! my namwe mawtini! you wann pway?”
- >”hewoo mawtini! my namwe zaver! i wuv pway!”
- >you and xavier give each other warm hugs and play with your ball.
- >BIG MAN takes the other fluffy from the box. it’s a yellow earth pony. and she looks like she might have babies!
- >”Ohhhhhhhh shit. I fucked up, Frank.”
- >”What’s wrong?”
- >”This one’s pregnant. Gonna pop soon.”
- >”Great - we can sell them.”
- >”What happened to good breeding? We can’t just plop some homeless feral’s foals down in front of a customer!”
- >”Yeah, I guess you’re right. Take care of it.”
- >”Fuck you, Frank! You take care of it!”
- >”I do the sales, I do the paperwork, I find us clients. Your job is to keep them clean and mating and to get rid of the rabble.”
- >”It’s not rabble, Frank! It’s a mother and babies!”
- >”Then take her to the adoption agency.”
- >BIG MAN looks at the Big Cutter on The Table, then back to the mare.
- >”mistah pwease no huwty. fwuffy gonn be momma soon. pwease no huwty babehs.”
- >”Shut… shut up.”
- >BIG MAN picks up the Big Cutter.
- >the mare’s eyes widen
- >BIG MAN wipes the blade and puts it back in the drawer.
- >”Come on, chubby. Gotta get you to the adoption agency.”
- >BIG MAN puts the fluffy back in the box and leaves The Room.
- >you’re so happy you have a new fluffy to play with! you and xavier will be best of friends!
- >BEST DAY EVER!
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