redo = False
reminder = True
spam = True
secret = False
import time
username1 = "tim"
password1 = "p"
log = "logoff"
msg = "message me"
hi = "hi"
bye = "bye"
name = "what is my name?"
yes = "yes"
no = "no"
catmeme = "cat meme"
potato = "kawaii potato"
c = "enter"
ca = "cancel"
gomad = "go mad"
info1 = "1"
info2 = "2"
info3 = "3"
infoded = "stop"
showpassword = "show username & password" or "show username and password"
showinfo = "show secret info"
pointlessr = "pointless reminders"
setreminder = "set a reminder"
checkreminder = "check your reminders"
remind5 = "5s"
remind10 = "10s"


#For all the dumb people, the username and password to login are as follows:
#Username: Tim
#Password: p


print("""
     |_ _|  _ __    ___   _ __     ___    ___  | |_  (_) __   __   ___   _ __
      | |  | '_ \  / __| | '_ \   / _ \  / __| | __| | | \ \ / /  / _ \ | '__|
      | |  | | | | \__ \ | |_) | |  __/ | (__  | |_  | |  \ V /  |  __/ | |
     |___| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/   \___|  \___|  \__| |_|   \_/    \___| |_|
                         |_|                                                        """)


username = input("Please enter your username: ")
if username.lower() == username1:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Username accepted.")
else:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Username denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
    exit()
password = input("Please enter your password: ")
if password.lower() == password1:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Password accepted.")
else:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Password denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
    exit()

secretinfo1 = input("Please enter the 1st number of your secret info: ")
secretinfo2 = input("Please enter the 2nd number of your secret info: ")
secretinfo3 = input("Please enter the 3rd number of your secret info: ")
if secretinfo1.lower() != info1 or secretinfo2.lower() != info2 or secretinfo3.lower() != info3:
    print("One of your secret info's was incorrect. The program wil terminate itself in 2 seconds.")
    time.sleep(2)
    exit()
elif secretinfo1.lower() == info1 and secretinfo2.lower() == info2 and secretinfo3.lower() == info3:
    pass


print("Welcome", username1,)
while redo == False:
    dowhat = input("What would you like to do: LogOff, Message Me, Cat Meme, Kawaii Potato, Pointless Reminders, Go Mad, Show Username & Password, Show Secret Info: ")

    if dowhat.lower() == potato:
        print("Ha! My personal favourite: https://goo.gl/mtw4M3 ")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        print("Enjoy.. lol")
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False

    if dowhat.lower() == catmeme:
        print("Let me have a look...")
        time.sleep(3)
        print("Ah! Finally found one you may like...")
        time.sleep(1)
        print("Now where did I put the link...")
        time.sleep(1)
        print("Ah, found it: https://goo.gl/3969YY ")
        time.sleep(0.6)
        print("Enjoy lol")
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False

    if dowhat.lower() == showinfo:
        print("Finding your secret info...")
        time.sleep(2)
        print("Your secret info1 is", info1)
        time.sleep(0.7)
        print("Your secret info2 is", info2)
        time.sleep(0.7)
        print("Your secret info3 is", info3)
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False

    if dowhat.lower() == showpassword:
        print("Finding your username & password...")
        time.sleep(2)
        print("Your username is:", username1)
        print("Your password is:", password1)
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False


    if dowhat.lower() == msg:
        print("Say one of the following, and I will reply to you...")
        speak = input("You can say: hi, what is my name?, and bye: ")
        if speak.lower() != hi and speak.lower() != bye and speak.lower() != name:
            print("Please enter a valid command next time.")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            redo = False
        elif speak.lower() == hi:
            print("Hello")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
        elif speak.lower() == bye:
            print("Cya!")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
        elif speak.lower() == name:
            print("Your name is", username, "and you should know that you idiot!")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
    else:
        pass

    if dowhat.lower() == log:
        print("Are you sure you want to terminate the program?")
        terminate = input("yes/no: ")
        if terminate.lower() == yes:
            redo = True
            exit()
        else:
            print("Ok, terminating cancelled.")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
    else:
        pass

    if dowhat.lower() == pointlessr:
        print("Note: if you haven't set a reminder previosuly this session, the check your reminders option will not work, and I can't work out how to tell you that if you do type it. Anyway if you want a nice big red error go for it...")
        time.sleep(2)
        rdowhat = input("What would you like to do? 'set a reminder' or 'check your reminders': ")
        if rdowhat.lower() == setreminder:
            remindme = input("Please enter what you would like to be reminded of: ")
            timedelay = input("Please enter the delay before we remind you. It can only be 5s or 10s, which is why it is pointless. Please put the s next to the number to: ")
            if timedelay == remind5:
                              print("We will remind you to", remindme,"in", timedelay,"Please don't go anywhere!")
                              time.sleep(5)
                              print("You wanted us to remind you:", remindme)
                              print("Thankyou for using pointless-remind, sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
                              time.sleep(3)
                              redo = False
                              reminder = True
            elif timedelay == remind10:
                              print("We will remind you to", remindme,"in", timedelay,"Please don't go anywhere!")
                              time.sleep(10)
                              print("You wanted us to remind you:", remindme)
                              print("Thankyou for using pointless-remind, sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
                              time.sleep(3)
                              redo = False
                              reminder = True

        if rdowhat.lower() == checkreminder and reminder == True:
            print("Checking to see if you have any previous reminders...")
            time.sleep(1)
            print("Your reminder:", remindme)
            time.sleep(1)
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
        else:
            print("No current reminders")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3 seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False



        if dowhat.lower() == gomad:
            forceclose = input("Are you sure you want to do this? It will never end, and you will have to force close the program! yes/no: ")
            if forceclose.lower() == no:
                print("Thankgod, I was panacking!")
                time.sleep(0.7)
                print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
                time.sleep(3)
            elif forceclose.lower() == yes:
                print("The maddness will start in 5 seconds!")
                time.sleep(1)
                print("The maddness will start in 4 seconds!")
                time.sleep(1)
                print("The maddness will start in 3 seconds!")
                time.sleep(1)
                print("The maddness will start in 2 seconds!")
                time.sleep(1)
                print("The maddness will start in 1 second, PREPARE YOURSELF!")
                time.sleep(1)
                while spam == True:
                    print("This is going to get on your nerves!")