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- Be me
- Be in 7th grade
- Be bored of typing
- Teacher walks out of room
- Go to Youtube, and search up some Shrek videos to get a good laugh out of the classroom
- Turn on "sherk" by TECh_
- Entire class laughs at the funny video
- Feels good
- Teacher walks back in while it is still playing
- Turns off the video, and sends me to the principal for a spanking
- Come back into the room with a tear on my cheek from the paddle
- See the teacher blocking everything with the word "Shrek" on the internet
- Begin to mumble to myself "Shrek, please, save me."
- Just before the teacher blocks "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" by AirplaneRandy, the scent of onions and swampy water fills the room
- The green fog fades. I-It's Shrek.. the class stared at him in confusion.
- Shrek grabs the teacher's finger before he clicks on the block button "Not today, laddie." Shrek shoves the teacher's finger up a fat kid's rectum, then begins to rape the teacher as he is stuck in the boy's ass
- Shrek's onion juice incinerates the teacher's body.
- The students run out of the classroom, except for me.
- Shrek looks me straight into the eyes, then he smiles. I know what he expects me to do.
- I rip my clothes off, and lunge myself at Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Ogre Lord.
- Shrek leaves through the hole in the wall.
- Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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