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  1. Speaking of which, here's a list of the typical clichés I found in other fics with "Adventure" or other genre as their genres, they're not complains, I only find them amusing...SO amusing by the way and that I try constantly to evade to get a successful progress, some of them may even be under another category.
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  3. 1. Coming through, make a path! (Sonic rule)
  4. It's common to see a group of the Smashers fighting their way to the final boss of an area as quickly as possible, in such cases many unnecessary things happen that are repeated and overused.
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  6. 2. Chords of Steel. (Apollo Justice rule).
  7. In which the characters all were born with the strongest chords and like to yell many, many times during fights, of course, this is typically and usually recommended during all fights, but yelling too much outside fights and during conversations it's just sad and stupid at the same time.
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  9. 3. "Sweetie, just remove your clothes and come with me to bed..." (Gay Marth rule).
  10. It's not a surprise to see at least 5 fics of Yaoi in this section, so you came to the right place...sadly.
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  12. 4. OC stands for Own Crap. (Mary Sue rule).
  13. Admit it, you want to make your OC so powerful to take anyone out in one single blow, so those are Mary Sues, or Own Crap if they manage to disgust the readers unless the fic convinces you with an idea.
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  15. 5. "There's too many of 'em!" (Genis Sage rule).
  16. In which case the author goes too far and starts creating many OCs at a fast rate, for those stories who managed to convince their readers to know their OCs, congratulations, you just lost a lot of time with the 16th one, oh joy.
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  18. 6. ...And the humor?
  19. Some authors are oblivious enough to put a wrong genre together with the other genre, when they notice this little error, they say they'll be funny, with only 5 percent of the fic being funny, it's sad when it's a bad joke though.
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  21. (I'm going to be honest, humor was the second genre of this fic, but it was Adventure/Fantasy at first, once it changed to Fantasy/Humor, readers began to start reading the fic).
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  23. 7. "Mommy, why can't they rest for 5 hours at least?" (Robo rule)
  24. Start to wonder this after long conversations and fights, usually they begin to feel tired at the end of the fic, with lame excuse included.
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  26. 8. "Stupid scum, why won't you DIE?!" (Bowser rule).
  27. The Smashers will never faint or die during the fic, it's not a surprise to see this happening, they'll only get damaged a little and that's that, the enemy is pretty much screwed after that, the fact gets weirder if they recover in 2 seconds.
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  29. 9. Holy plus Mario equals Plumber of the Church.
  30. Sometimes, authors manage to squeeze through something in the characters that makes them feel a little out of character, for example, admire the guts of an author who makes Donkey Kong say superhero things.
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  32. 10. And Diddy?
  33. Sadly, he isn't that used in the fics so you won't see any fics starring him, unless those fics contain multiple characters.
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  35. 11. ...And Pichu?
  36. Neither you will have an opportunity with him.
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  38. 12. ...And Popo and Nana?
  39. Keep trying...
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  41. 13. ...And Olimar?
  42. Olimar who?
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  44. 14. It's below 9000, sorry. (Meme rule).
  45. Putting a meme means a Mama Luigi reference next, though the most unexpected character who says something like this is awkward and therefore, nuts. (See Holy plus Mario equals Plumber of the Church).
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  47. 15. Naruto FTW man!
  48. Just because an anime is popular doesn't mean you have to make the characters of that very same anime appear to help the Smashers in an "original" plot, for many which have an awkward mind to review these fics, you just lost common sense after Goku punched C. Falcon right in the stomach and wasn't killed, oh, did I mention Goku is in Super Saiyan 4?
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  50. 16. TV is great for the mind.
  51. You're officially nuts if SpongeBob should partner up with Sonic, sucker.
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  53. 17. With a yell I'll gain a new power, (BEEP!)! (Super Sonic rule).
  54. Common to see a character gaining a much stronger attack, however...
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  56. 18. The Lame Name.
  57. Once it comes to name the attack...
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  59. 19. "U Phail" and I leave.
  60. See above.
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  62. 20. "I trust you so much because we're best friends forever!" (Naruto Shippuden second opening rule).
  63. So, are you going to put some character development or what? We know Peach very well, but that's not an excuse for her to trust Snake THAT much...
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  65. 21. "So that's why we say friendship things so much!" (Ash and Pikachu rule)
  66. We all know Falco likes his friends so much, aww...
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  68. 22. The Smash Mansion? Just follow that route and you'll get to Utah.
  69. In an unexpected twist, the videogame world and the real wolrd merge together in an unexplained event that the author will not bother to explain, as long as he or she has yaoi in it to distract the audience. (See "Sweetie, just remove your clothes and come with me to bed..." rule).
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  71. 23. And we put this HERE and move that THERE. (Luke Fon Fabre's box game rule).
  72. Changing a villain to the side of the good guys should be original, but please, make him as look evil as possible, seeing Ganondorf protect his friends it's...just wrong.
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  74. 24. Then we move that THERE and put this HERE as well.
  75. You have enough courage to make a good guy evil.
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  77. 25. "Where did I see that before?" (Tower of Salvation rule).
  78. If somebody bothers to give and make a Smasher have a personality, it'd probably end up with the same personality as everyone else.
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  80. 26. "Kids should stay in home and play Nintendo!" (Ness rule).
  81. The young Smashers will never have a bigger role and will stay behind and leave everything to the adult Smashers or somebody else who has muscles, girls, just because somebody has abs under their fur doesn't make him a hero.
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  83. 27. And...your Final Smash? (Master Hand rule).
  84. You'll be lucky to see a Smasher use his or her Final Smash in an adventure fic, which will be mostly never.
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  86. 28. Where did he come from?! (OC rule).
  87. If you thought there were enough OCs already, wait until we get at the end.
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  89. 29. "We never lose because we're the heroes!" (Sonic rule).
  90. It takes a lot of courage to make your lame overpowered characters lose a fight.
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  92. 30. "You hit an enemy that was going to kill me, so you must be my loyal partner." (Tails rule)
  93. Probably the most repeated cliché, if a hero saves a character from another game that was going to be killed by the enemy, the character will instantly be a partner with a stupid excuse.
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  95. 31. "My name is the great Luario"
  96. Somebody had an issue with a character, so, why not remove a letter from the name? I'm sure they will not mind at all... Seriously, one important rule is never get the name wrong and bad written
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  98. 32. Always the sacred relic for the end. (Cecil rule)
  99. At the final battle, somebody will summon or take out from their backs a powerful item to make someone reach the "super" level and defeat the 100 feet tall monster, if that's not enough, then someone will be affected by the sudden will the ancient relic gained from nowhere and may turn Diddy into a godly-like character as well for the heck of it, just because the character likes him or her so much.
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  101. 33. And everyone lived happy there after...
  102. The usual aftermath after the "exhausting" battle it's not forgotten, though it should've been with all the characters, a line of dialogue for Lucas is not enough.
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  104. 34. The Subspace Emissary...yawn...
  105. Making a dialogued version of the story mode of the game is just so tempting that there are like 20, many have altered versions just to attract the readers, just to fail miserably at the first chapter and later forgotten. Oh, and it's a much bigger cliché when you mix at least 20 clichés listed here.
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  107. There are still many others, but just by remembering these are enough to make me feel amused.
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