Moxxie goes diet postal

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #467
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If they are going to have porn ads at the top of the screen, they should be relevant to each general. Well OK?
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Speaking of porn.
Since their in Hell and theres most likely no restrictions on content.
How many of Valentino's movies are basically just thte porno from A Serbian Film?
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Too many. That's why we have to kill him.
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And since Helluva Boss shows us that Hellborn can have kids, thats means....
Oh no
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edgy thought
what if blitzo and co are asked to abduct children from the living world for 'films'

what do
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>what do
Then they burn Val's studio to the ground
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yes
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>Sir
>If you attempt to make me carry out this job, I will kill you
>If you attempt to complete this job by other means I will kill you
>If you accept this job in any way, shape, or form, or attempt to sub it out to another company, I will kill you and burn this condemned building you've set our office up in to the fucking ground
>If you attempt to interfere with what I'm about to do or fail to provide proper support while I'm doing it, I will kill you
>Now get your rifle, we're going pimp-hunting
>Millie? Get get the angry-clubs
>Yes, the big ones
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>"Oh come on, Mox, we're in some deep financial shit. We gotta-"
BANG
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blitzo is now dead, good.
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Moxxie, you can't just do this...
Without my help.
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do you want to make a green text of that idea or no?
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Go ahead.
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here a story prompt idea for you, doom anon.

>it started by a bodyguard who work for val
>he doing his thing, looking out.
>then the other bodyguard's start to drop like fly's
>he was found by doom guy and spaghetti coming out of his pockets
>he tell everything to him, so he won't kill him
>doom guy said "I won't but he will." he turn around and got headshot by Moxxie

that all I got
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Could work.
Might have to use a little bit of creative license though.
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>Might have to use a little bit of creative license though.

go for it
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Sorry, I got distracted.
To clarify, this is an alternate timeline to the normal Doom greentexts.

>Mitchell kicked his feet up onto his desk.
>Grabbing his coffee, he turned his attention back to his desktop screen.
>Mitch wasn't sure why Valentino even bothered with security, its not like anybody is gonna fuck with the one guy that supplies most of the porn anyway.
>Most of his job consisted of sitting on his ass browsing trashy internet forums and occasionally looking at the security monitors.
>The beep signaling that someone walked through the front door went off and Mitch looks at the entryway screen.
>"Let's see, an Imp and...wait is that the fucking mortal from the Hotel?"
>John pointed a finger at the security camera and Moxxie took aim, a second later it was static.
>Mitch watched the other screens, the duo would run into frame for a second before blowing away the camera and moving onto the next.
>Then he noticed they were making their way to the security room.
>He slammed his hand down on the button next to the microphone, the one that patches through directly to Valentino.
>"Boss we got a-"
>Suddenly the office door flies open.
>"Nevermind..." Mitch stands up and puts up his arms in surrender.
>Moxxie keeps his rifle trained on Mitch while John reaches up and takes off his helmet, placing it on the desk.
>"Well," John reaches down on grabs Mitch's name tag "Mitchell. I'm going to ask a question, and you're going to answer. First question, where is Valentino's office?"
>"B-bottom floor, you gotta t-t-take the elevator down the hall."
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>Moxxie lowers his rifle "Wow, that was...easy."
>Mitch shrugs his shoulders "Look man, I'm only doing this for the paycheck, like Hell am I laying down my life for that smug piece of shit"
>John snickers "Well, at least he's honest. Still, better safe than sorry, Moxxie."
>"On it." Before he can even react Moxxie shoves Mitch back into his chair and ties his hands behind his back.
>John grabs his helmet from the desk.
>"Oh yeah, before we go." John presses the microphone button. "Guess who, roach."
>"Alrighty then, Mox you follow me, and Mitch.
>Mitch looks up at a smirking John.
>"You wait here."
>Mitch lets out a sigh as John and Moxxie bolt out of the office towards the elevator.
>"I need a fucking vacation.."