LOLCode 1.0

/*
        -- LOLCODE PAWN expansion --
                v1.0.2
        Macros written by Calgon.
*/

#define             CANHAS                  new
#define                 FILE                    File:
#define                 OK                      ;
#define             GTFO                    SendRconCommand("exit");
#define             NOWAY                   { else }
#define                 ITSCUMIN                {
#define             OKDEN                   }
#define                 MOARDAN                 >
#define                 LESSDAN                 <
#define                 UMAD                    Kick
#define                 UEVENMADDER             Ban
#define                 EQAWLZ                     =
#define                 NERF                    -
#define                 IN_INCHES               strlen
#define                 LOOP_DEE_LOOP           while
#define                 MOAR                    +
#define                 WWW                     public
#define                 GIVEBAK                 return
#define                 RITE                    fwrite
#define                 FAX                     print
#define                 LIEK                    ==
#define                 PLZOPENFILE             fopen
#define                 PLZCLOSEFILE            fclose
#define                 AWESOMETHX              fclose
#define                 SENDCLIENTCATS          SendClientMessage