MGCU - Sally's Route

>it's your first year at MGCU
>and because of a deal gone wrong with a Tanuki, you're out of a roommate and apartment
>at least you're going to be the best man at Jason's wedding
>it's the little things you guess
>you walk into the cafeteria to grab some Dr. Pepper and Lil Debbie Paladin snack cakes
>say what you want about the order, but they have the snack cake industry cornered
>when you grab your unhealthy snacks you look at a board with openings for roommates
>you see three choices that stand out
>a beautiful hand drawn picture of a succubus hugging a giant blob with a question mark in the middle
>it says her name is Sylvana and she wants a roommate (emphasis on 'mate')
>the next one is a professional looking ad with a cute looking Anubis at the top
>it says her name is Callie and she too needs a roommate
>the last one is a picture done by what looks like a 5th grader of a Wurm playing with some dogs
>her name is Sally and she goes on to list what she likes, dislikes, her favorite foods and movies (spoiler alert: it's all of them!)
>everything but her address
>goddammit

>you pick up the Wurms flier and you go to ask about where this girl lives
>until the doors to the cafeteria burst open with a Wurm holding a stack of fliers
>she slithers up to you and grabs the flier from your hand and politely thanks you for handing it to her
>and then she staples another flier to the board
>it's just the same flier
>but at the bottom it has her address
>when you then rip the flier off the board in front of her she just stares at you
>"Why did you do that?!? I spent a lot of time on those fliers!"
>you calmly tell her that she doesn't need to put them up anymore
>"Yes I do! I don't have a roommate and the semester is about to start!"
>you pinch the bridge of your nose and tell her that you want to be her roommate
>she then throws all the papers she was holding in the air and crushes you in a hug that almost suffocates you in her bust
>oh well you don't mind going out like this
>as you're let out of marshmallow hell you're then pulled away by the giant dragon-snake out of the cafeteria and into the parking lot, she asks your name and after that just keeps asking questions about your favorite movies, games, food, and if you like dogs or not
>you think you're about to get in a car when she leads you to a hole on the other side of the parking lot
>"Don't worry Anon! This is our secret hole to our backyard! I dug it myself!"
>as you watch her talking about it you can see stars in her eyes
>as you follow her you can't help but think of how many 'Wurm Hole' jokes you can make from this
>it's pretty far from campus, but when you get to the end you're greeted to a nice backyard and a two story house in the suburbs
>as you enter the backdoor to check out your new place you're greeted by loud barking at different pitches
>Sally then introduces you to her dogs; an all white Husky named Chewie, an older looking Basset Hound named Ham, and a young and very hyper Pug named Franklin
>you're pleased to see that they all like you and won't attack you instantly
>as your led through your new place you realize how neat everything is considering a Wurm's been living here
>she then shows you your room upstairs and lets you get settled in
>you then call your parents to give them an address to send your things
>as you get off the phone you hear your roommate shriek downstairs and a fire alarm go off
>you find the Wurm in the kitchen trying to cook beef tips and rice
>but all she could do was burn both the meat and rice
>"It's okay", you tell her, you can help her clean up and you two can get pizza
>she perks up at the prospect of pizza and excitingly agrees to clean up
>after cleaning up and getting the dogs fed you two decide to walk to the place just a couple of blocks down the road
>it's a surprisingly nice day too for it being Autumn
>as you get to the pizzeria you're greeted by three dragons and a young man at the cash register
>all three dragons turn to Sally and greet her affectionately and congratulate her on finding a boyfriend
>to which both of you blush and play it off
>before you can say anything however the eldest dragon tells you two that "everything's on the house tonight since Sally brought her first boyfriend here!"
>you look over at Sally and she's beet red in the face and stammering with her words
>that's when you grab her hand and calmly proclaim "Yes, I'm Sally's boyfriend and this is our first date! Now if you can please show us to a booth that would be great."
>the youngest dragon hurries you two to a booth in the back and gets your drink orders
>you get a whiskey and coke and Sally gets a Mountain Dew
>the two of you have a pleasant night out filled with free drinks and free pizza
>you find out Sally is getting her PhD in Physics
>and that she is being looked at by six different companies who want to give her a job after school
>wow, you can't believe she's this smart especially when she starts going into her favorite scientists and theories
>as you two leave and go home Sally asks you out of the blue "Did you mean what you said back there? That you're my boyfriend? BecauseI'veneverhadonebeforeandmostguysdon'twanttodateastupidnonflyingdragonand-"
>you cut her off and tell her that you're not entirely sure that you are since you just met today and that she's is definitely not stupid
>but you tell her to give it more time and you two may be something more than just roommates
>you're then pulled into marshmallow hell once more as she hugs you on the front porch
>"Well Anon, I had a lot of fun tonight but I think I should get some sleep."
>you tell that you too are tired from today's adventure and want to get some sleep
>you then feel a strong feeling on your face
>Sally is kissing you
>pretty passionately too
>she then breaks the kiss and wishes you a good night as she slithers into the house and shuts the door
>and you're on the front porch wondering if she forgot that you're supposed to be living there now
>you hear her lock the door
>yup, she forgot
>you start knocking on the door when Sally opens up
>"Oh! You're still here? Why haven't you gone home?"
>you pinch the bridge of your nose
>this is going to be a long school year

>it's been a month since you've moved in with Sally and things have been pretty calm
>until today when Sally has been silent towards you
>her cheerful and exciting tones have been draped with a cold, calculating look today
>you ask her what's bothering her but she just leaves the house to go to class
>you don't bother following because you can just ask her later, at a better time
>after cleaning up, taking a shower, and letting the dogs out to poop you head to class
>when you get back home in the afternoon you see Sally laying on the couch watching TV, looking pretty depressed
>when you ask her how she's feeling she just goes to her room without saying anything to you
>that's when you start getting nervous
>maybe it was something you did
>oh god you hope she didn't see the time you accidentally left Franklin outside and he went two houses over into Mr. Pallundin's house
>the man is nice but he just looks like he's going to kill you every time you see him
>it must be the armor you figure
>that's when you look at the news on the TV where a very buxom Succubus is about to sign off
>"And don't forget, tonight's a full moon, so ladies go find the man you've always wanted and make him yours! I already did and he's under my desk right now! Say 'hi' Trevor!"
>oh god, a full moon, that's why she's like this
>you go to her room and knock on the door
>after assuring Sally that you weren't leaving she opens up and lets you into her room
>sports memorabilia is mixed with video games and science books and instruments are strewn across the place
>but she then goes back under the covers in her bed, not even looking at you
>you sit down on the corner of her bed and tell her calmly that you know why she's like this today
>you notice as you say that she stiffens up a bit, still not looking at you
>"Listen, I thank you that you want to not hurt me, but if we want a relationship, then we have to make this work." you say to the squirming mess of blankets
>"I know you're upset because it's a full moon and you want to do lewd things with me, trust me I want to do them to, but-"
>all of a sudden the blankets bust open and Sally's just laughing, almost rolling around she's laughing that hard
>"I'm not upset about the full moon dear! I'm upset because the Chicago Cubs are down three games in the NL Championship Series!"
>what
>"My daddy and I are two of the biggest Cubs fans ever! He would take me every season to games in Chicago and now we're on the verge of winning it all and we've shat the bed!"
>you just look at her dumbfounded
>Sally just looks at you like the cat that caught the canary
>"But Anon, if you want to do lewd things with me to help cheer me up, then we can definitely do that!"
>as you try to spit out a protest you're grabbed under her layer of blankets
>before you know it you're pants are gone and Sally's between your legs, sucking you to your full girth
>it wasn't that hard to be fair, you had a partial fear boner the whole time you were talking to her
>that night nether of you got any sleep
>and the Cubs came back in the next four games to go to the World Series
>the celebration that night is what led you to marrying Sally and later on blessed with four beautiful daughters


>"Ball four! Take your base!" the umpire screams to the batter
>all of a sudden two Wurms and a man stand up and yell at the umpire
>it's a beautiful day at Wrigley Field and you're here with your family
>Sally, your four daughters, Valerie, Rina, Erin, and Leia, and Sally's dad, Frank is here too
>Frank's a good guy he just-
>"Hey ump! Get some new glasses you old fart!"
>get's a little too excited about baseball
>as you look to your right you can see Rina talking with Frank about the game
>she apparently got the same love of baseball in her veins as her mother and grandfather
>Valerie is too engrossed talking to this boy in her class on her phone
>Leia is currently being held by Sally, so she doesn't wander off
>and Erin is tugging on your shoulder asking you if she can get some cotton candy
>you tell her that she can but only if you accompany her
>she hugs you in excitement and wraps her tail around your leg, making it hard to walk when you have 4 feet of total destruction and chaos wrapped around your leg
>but Sally asks you if you can get her a hot dog
>when you ask what she wants on it she replies that she "doesn't want it now"
>she then gives you a look you haven't seen since the night Leia was conceived
>oh god it's gonna be a long night